Chrysler 300C

Donating your Chrysler 300C

2010-05-12T21:06:00.001-05:00

Did you ever think of donating your Chrysler 300C ? Here are some thoughts to think about.

Many people believe that it is better to give than receive. When you donate a car through a card donation service, you can have the opportunity to give and receive. When you choose to sell you car through a reputable car donation service, they will not use your money for advertising. Your donation will be maximized to help many people, as well as contribute to many world issues.
So what exactly will your donation support? The possibilities are endless. You may be helping the medical world find cures for cancers, feed the hungry, give homes to families, provide children with food, clothing, and education, etc. There really is no limit to what causes you can contribute to.
Car donation is often done for many reasons. No matter why you donate your car, it is fully tax deductible. Just give a car donation service a call. They will pick up the vehicle at no cost to you almost anywhere in the United States. At that time, you will be given all the paperwork that you need to claim your very generous donation on your tax return.
A car can turn into virtually anything when it comes to donations. It can go to help children in need as far as clothing, food, school supplies, shelter, and more. It can go to a cause such as curing cancer, aids, and world hunger. Donating food, clothes and anything that we can is always a benefit. A car can go towards multiple forms of aid. The money that is used or the car itself will have a lasting impact on whatever cause and charity has the privilege of receiving it.
Car donations can help with causes here in the USA and internationally. One car can do so much as far as going a long way to spread aid and goods. You also have control over your vehicle donation. You may have a cause or charity in mind, or just want to know what your vehicle gift will do for those who receive it. When choosing an online donation company, you can choose a company that will donate exactly to the cause or charity you choose, or you will at least know exactly what your donation will be contributing to.
Many people want to know that their contributions really will make a difference. Donations need to make a lasting impact. When donating a car, you will be giving a gift that will have very positive lasting benefits. Just imagine the happiness that you can give to others. You will also find happiness and contentment within yourself for making a difference in the lives of people in need. The world will be a better place because you gave such a wonderful contribution. Car donation is making such a large impact, that more vehicle donations are needed. The more cars that get donated the more widespread the charitable gifts and aid will be.

The American Relief Foundation invites you to help us provide poor children around America with support they need. If you lost your car title and cannot donate we have an excellent resource to link you directly to your DMV page to order a duplicate car title. We are looking for a Wyoming Car Donation to help our cause. If you have an unwanted car consider the options and donate your car.
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2010-05-09T21:13:00.001-05:00

Cool !! I want one http://ping.fm/iArP8

2010-05-09T19:06:00.001-05:00

GTA 4 with Anti-Aliasing Chrysler 300C HQ

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Chrysler Ad Fail

2010-04-25T20:02:00.000-05:00

The use of a Chrysler 300C in advertising is a fantastic idea, but I am old school I guess. The title of this ad at beautifullife.info was "Paper City for Crysler" more and more I see misspelling in advertisement and in the newspaper. People are so dependent on computers, don't use spell check or evaluate how a word is used. It's sad.

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Chrysler at the Chicago Auto Show

2010-02-21T22:17:00.000-06:00

The Chrysler 300 accessories blog said Chrysler did not have much to share at the Chicago Auto Show except that Ralph Gilles. In addition to designing the 300C, Gilles has now been named the head of the Dodge division .
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Chrysler 300C cars autographed by stars To Be Auctioned for Haiti victims

2010-01-20T14:46:00.000-06:00

Now this is pretty cool, curious as to how it turns out.

At the recent Golden Globe Awards ceremony, all stars present (300 to be precise) autographed a special edition "eco style" Chrysler 300C. The Chrysler Group LLC exhibited this car at the entrance of the Beverly Hilton Hotel and will soon auction it to raise money for the Haitian people. The company estimates the autographed car will fetch $1million! via luxurylaunches.com

Cool!! on top of that !!

Furthermore, Chrysler brand together with the Dick Clark Productions company has also partnered with 'Stars for a Cause' to donate six eco-friendly cars to be auctioned to selected charities proposed by the stars. The stars, Meryl Streep, Christina Aguilera, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Felicity Huffman and Colin Firth arrived at the Golden Globe ceremony in the 6 limited edition Chrysler 300C cars.

The eco friendly car is made of environmentally friendly materials including cork, bamboo, jute, recycled carpet etc. Each star will auction and donate the 300C that accompanied him/her at the event to an organization of their choice.

Damm good idea

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300C one of the best vehicles of the decade

2009-12-31T20:02:00.000-06:00

Scott Burgess from the Detroit News had a article of 'The best and worst vehicles of the decade'
for me the highlight was when he correctly said one of the BEST ! was:
""The Chrysler 300: This car still looks great on the road. That big front end and long hood, the high belt line, the powerful engine are details that prove how classics are always classics. When the 300 arrived in 2005, it proved that rear-wheel drive vehicles can still appeal to the masses. The 300C, with its 5.7-liter Hemi V-8, was the home run Chrysler needed at the time. Now, it needs another hit, but even bigger."
I couldn't agree more.
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Chrysler 300C SRT Mountain Test

2009-11-29T22:36:00.000-06:00

Motortrend magazine has just put together a brief list list of some of the best year-end bargains, and one stands out head and shoulders above the rest. Can you guess which one ? That;s right the Chrysler 300C SRT

Watch Roman Mica take a Chrysler 300C SRT out for a test drive on the wintery mountain roads of Denver , Colorado.

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TV in Your 300C

2009-10-30T15:02:00.000-05:00

Oh ya, this is cool. I want one of these . You can get one of these in your Chrysler 300C . Cause Chrysler just announced; that it will be the first automaker to offer in-car mobile TV with a full channel lineup. The new service, FLO TV Auto Entertainment, will bring up to 20 channels for a monthly fee that's low in comparison to existing satellite services.
Chrysler has struck a deal to bring a range of programming—not just kidstuff—into its vehicles with the Mopar mobile TV option. Available beginning in December, the system will include "something for everyone," with up to 20 channels, according to a Chrysler release, including CBS Mobile, NBC 2Go, CNBC, Comedy Central, FOX News, MSNBC, MTV, and Nickelodeon. A sweet addition to your 300C

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All Mayor's Should Drive a 300C

2009-10-29T14:47:00.000-05:00

This sounds like a good town to be mayor in I do believe. The mayor feels he is saving money by driving a Chrysler300C. via inner-west-courier
STRATHFIELD[Au] Council could see its next mayor whipping around the area in a Porsche.
Last year the mayor couldn’t spend more than $40,000 on a car and former mayor Keith Kwon chose not to take one at all.
Councillors passed an amended policy on expenses last week, overriding last August’s draft policy which set the limit at the luxury car tax threshold of $57,000, or up to $75,000 for fuel-efficient cars, and setting no limit on the cost of the mayoral vehicle.
Strathfield mayor Tony Maroun defended the decision, saying the amended policy was in line with provisions under the Local Government Act and the Department of Local Government’s guidelines.
“It is important to point out that council does not have any luxury cars in its fleet,” he said.
“While the maximum price of the vehicle that can be purchased for the mayor is ... around the $57,000 mark, the Chrysler 300C I use cost $43,000, which is well inside the limit.”
Cr Maroun said his car was part of the council’s overall fleet, and considerations such as the price, running costs and greenhouse emissions were all considered as part of the purchasing decision.
Independent councillor Danny Lim said Cr Maroun should not take up the offer of a car:
“What does he want next? A helicopter?”
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300C Two Tone

2009-10-11T08:16:00.000-05:00

Sitting at the drive-in for their Saturday afternoon meet up two 300C drivers started talking to the new guy with a 2005 300C that had a rather unusual paint job. Now most paint jobs that are two toned split the upper and lower half of the auto. This one split the car in half from the top. One half of the 300C metallic red the other a lite purple. .
My buddy said "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your chrysler red and the other side purple?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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300C Pirate

2009-09-24T21:24:00.001-05:00

A 300c owner who happened to be a pirate, walked into a Chrysler parts shop. The dealer said, "Hey dude, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."  "What do you mean?" said the 300C pirate guy. "I feel fine..." dealer: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." 300c driver: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."  dealer: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" 300c driver: "It was in a different battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."  dealer: "What about that eye patch?" 300c driver: "Oh, one day I was on deck and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."  "You're kidding," said the dealer. "You lost an eye just from bird shit?"  300c driver: "It was my first day with the hook."
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Hero in His 300C

2009-09-08T19:08:00.002-05:00

When a man in Houston, Texas driving his 300C came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly stopped his car, jumped out grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, from his Chrysler congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Houston. He was on a road trip across the country in his Chrysler 300C.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Texas Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."
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300c Heaven or Hell

2009-08-14T13:02:00.001-05:00

This made be a pretty cool video of heaven & hell and everything inbetween but until I can find the section that has the Chrysler 300c I will not be happy. Will you ?

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300C on A Fishing Boat ?

2009-07-29T22:06:00.005-05:00

A rumor my second cousin's kid brother said is, a Chrysler 300c has been towed away by a North Korean off the peninsula's east coast. South Korean Chrysler officials should say " we take this very seriously" as a 300c was hidden on fishing boat . It is thought that the reason the fishing boat may have entered the N>K waters is that the rare event of the 300C GPS was out of order,"
A couple of car dealers who spoke on customary condition of anonymity, told the Un-related Press that South Korea had already asked the North to give back or pay for the 300C and release the boat.
The incident comes as relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's lust for more Chrysler 300 C.
They should not be surprised to learn as I have thought there wasn't very many 300c in South Korea either or in the East.
It is not known how many car polishers were on board the vessel.
The incident comes as even other relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's demand for a undisclosed number of 300C to stop their nuclear and missile program video game development.
The North had not yet responded to the request, he added. The North & East had not yet responded to the request, he muttered. Nor had the North & West had not yet responded to the request,. Could this be true ? I'm jjust asking. I hope it will be resolved soon a I want to go for a nice ride.
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10 Most Dangerous Things to Eat in Your 300C

2009-07-18T20:50:00.003-05:00

NO boxing or eating these foods or drink the beverages while driving your 300C.
It's been reported by insurance companies the 10 most dangerous things to eat while driving are
1. Coffee It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
2. Hot soup. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
3. Tacos. Very messy. It can spill. That’s bad
4. Chili. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
5. Soft drinks. It can spill. That’s bad.
6. Hamburgers. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
7. Barbecued food. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad. .
8. Fried chicken Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
9. Jelly Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
10. Chocolate. Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
Not listed are all illegal substances and alcohol types of drinks, after all no one would drive their Chrysler 300C and imbibe anything illegal.

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Chrysler 300C & Credit Cards

2009-07-14T16:57:00.003-05:00

I've been hearing rumors that it could be if a person buys accessories for their Chrysler 300C that where they buy it could have a devastating effect on a credit score, a TV News investigation could reveal this if they wanted to.

Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.

I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.

I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.

A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.

"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.

"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.

"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.

Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.

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Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C

2009-07-07T20:50:00.001-05:00

After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C.
The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)

2009-06-27T06:48:00.005-05:00

A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys went to sales seminars.

Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.

Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"

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300C & Captain America

2009-06-26T21:44:00.003-05:00

BIG BAM-SPLam the hammer came down.Even if Fiat is the new owner of most of the assets of Chrysler, the company that was given the privilege to build the 300C. What about the 300C ? It said the new company will focus on small cars. Well, if you reduce the 300C, it will look ridiculous.
Besides with Captain America soon to be reborn I think they should come around to right thinking with some of their thoughts on this, you do not agree? As far as I am concerned that Captain America must drive a 300C ! Therefor they must make more of them for him.
Don't believe he is returning ? Watch the skies July 2009.

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300C Across the Line

2009-06-19T21:27:00.003-05:00

A bunch of guys were standing around admiring their Chrysler 300C's.
The discussion got heated as they, gave their views on the future of the world and of their precious 300C. They were also talking about their wives & girlfriends views.
Finally Jack the natural leader drew a line in the dirt, finishing his non-alcoholic drink " I want every man who is henpecked by his wife, to get quit talking about his old Chrysler all the time, to step over a line". The whole group of guys stepped over it, with the exception of Bob.
Jack walked up to Bob looked him in the eye and said, " why didn't you step forward ?"
Bob replied" my wife told me not to". She wants a 300C for herself.

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The Hammer Has Gone Down on Chrysler

2009-06-10T10:24:00.002-05:00

BIG BAM the hammer went down. Fiat is the new owner of most of Chrysler's assets, they closed the deal, probably over a eggs & ham breakfast. It's said the new company will focus on smaller vehicles, areas in which Chrysler was weak. Well if the shrink the 300C it will look funny I think. They must correct some of their thinking on this, don't you agree ?

Chrysler Sale Back On !!

2009-06-09T20:18:00.003-05:00

What a roller coaster ride. The Supreme Court, Tuesday evening declined to hear a challenge to the Chrysler bankruptcy settlement, clearing the way for the sale of Chrysler’s key assets to a group led by Fiat as soon as Wednesday morning. via nytimes.com

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Sale of Chrysler On Hold

2009-06-08T22:43:00.004-05:00

Hang on to your passports, the US Supreme Court is delaying the sale of Chrysler to the Fiat group. However, three Indiana state pension and construction funds say no way and pursued halting of the sale.
Fiat would control 20% of Chrysler, while 68% would be owned by a union trust, and the two governments would share 12%.
However, the pension funds, which hold about $42m (£26.3m) of Chrysler's $6.9bn in secured loans, are opposed to the sale. via all the news
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300C via Italy ?

2009-05-30T07:31:00.001-05:00

From yahoo news, A bankruptcy judge said Friday that he will rule by Monday on whether Chrysler LLC can go forward with its plan sell most of the company to a group headed by Italy's Fiat and take a big step toward its goal of a speedy exit from Chapter 11.
and for those of us that speak Italian

Un giudice fallimentare ha detto che egli Venerdì regola da Lunedi se Chrysler LLC può andare avanti con il suo piano di vendere gran parte della società ad un gruppo guidato da Italia della Fiat e fa un importante passo verso l'obiettivo di una rapida uscita dal capitolo 11.

I wold expect that the Chrysler 300C will become more popular than ever.

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1939 Word's Fair Chrysler 3D Movie

2009-05-25T19:54:00.004-05:00

I came across this clip of the 1939 World's Fair and thought this was cool so enjoy.
Ya I know it's not a Chrysler 300C. The idea was not even a little sparkle in the eye back then. But may have been in someone's dreams.

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Fewer 300C Opportunities

2009-05-15T11:21:00.005-05:00

My God it gets worse every day, since yesterday the number of fewer 300C opportunities has risen to 1,100. In the sense that there will be fewer dealers out there to sell you a used 300C.
via (CNNMoney.com) -- General Motors notified 1,100 of its 6,000 dealerships Friday that it is terminating their contracts with the struggling automaker, the first step in an even deeper 40% cut in its retail network.

GM spokeswoman Susan Garontakos said that the dealers receiving notice Friday are being told that their contracts will not be renewed in October 2010. Many of them are expected to close shop this year.
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789 Fewer Places to Buy a 300C

2009-05-14T11:32:00.002-05:00

via (CNNMoney.com) -- Chrysler LLC will close down 789 dealerships, or roughly 25% of the current number, according to a plan filed in bankruptcy court Thursday.

Chrysler had a total of 3,181 authorized dealers in operation at the time of its April 30 bankruptcy court filing, according to court filings. Just over half of that number accounted for more than 90% of Chrysler sales, according to the filing.

The dealers being shut down represent 14% of Chrysler's total sales, the carmaker said.
Damm new it was coming but.........

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Chrysler 300C Group

2009-05-11T06:28:00.002-05:00

“EVERYONE here looks great!” is the kind of comment you hear often. At a place where outfits seem chosen to match their 300C automobiles. Even though there were cloudy skies and the fabrics tended toward the waterproof, and anything with buttons counts as formalwear. There was a good sized crowd. Those words seemed unbelievable , Yet those were exactly the words that burst from a woman who drove past me one night on the boulevard Lounge, a street store in the upscale hill district on the west end where friends would meet. And by golly she was right, the group of Chrysler 300C gathered that first Thursday in April — the first Thursday of each month has an evening of art-gallery openings and shopping parties . The group would take their lady friends — all startlingly attractive and with all of the autos lined up functional but chic. One woman, sitting in her Chrysler , wore a black bob and a silvery, thigh-length, probably impermeable trench coat. Fleece abounded, but was form-fitting. Quiksilver’s hard-to-find Limited Collection hung on the racks next to clothes by local label, whose jackets, polos and shorts lie on the sporty end of the fashion spectrum — or is that the fashionable end of the sporty spectrum? For one thing the 300C were both fashionable and at the sporty end of the spectrum.
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Keepin the 300C

2009-05-09T07:23:00.002-05:00

My wife and I left the party in our 300C. All was well until she suggested we get a new car. All hell broke loose at that point. There was no way I was going to give up my beautiful 300C. As the argument got more heated. She really was building up a storm getting louder. After a few choice words from me, she shouted " stop the car and let me out !"
I gladly pulled over to the curb. She unlocked her door and got out. But then looked around and got back in, saying. "Take me to a better neighborhood."
That broke us both up and the argument too.......
We still have the Chrysler 300C

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Best Deal on a 300C Ever !

2009-04-26T22:03:00.005-05:00

Hey Now ! Don't you think this the best deal on a Chrysler 300C you could ever get ! What with the economy in the dumps you still need dreams and a positive attitude. Want that 300C ? When even renting one is out of the question or maybe you need a second or third one. Hand them out to employees in lue of cash bonuses, even. All you have to do to get yourself a new 300C is click on image for the larger version, down load the image and cut carefully. You could crank up your photoshop and personalize your model.

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Need a 300C Fix ?

2009-04-25T07:00:00.002-05:00

The Chrysler 300 was a proud and prestigious car during the 1950s, in 2005 it has returned as the Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan.

The Chrysler 300 returns and is by far "the best returning-to-glory car." With its distinctive styling, roomy interiors and powerful performance capabilities, it has become a popular choice for buyers in the larges sedan segment. The 2008 Chrysler 300C luxury sedan is no doubt an impressive vehicle. It has a powerful 6.1 HEMI engine, full navigation, moon roof, and a 322 watt 13 speaker "kicker" stereo system. To top that off, the 2008 Chrysler 300C luxury sedan is Forbes Autos' highest quality car in the near-luxury segment; topping other cars such as the Audi A4, BMW 3 series, Lexus IS, Cadillac CTS, and the Mercedes-Benz C Class. Several automobile authorities have also considered the Chrysler 300C's total quality index to be remarkably high.

Need a lift in your day ? Sometimes just the fix you need to Improve your day is a Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan, enjoy the Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan without even buying it, rent one of these exotic, luxury classic cars at your upscale local auto rentals.

If you are renting the Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan in say someplace like Las Vegas. Nothing can top that. Las Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world. It is internationally renowned for its major resorts, gambling, casinos, shopping, and entertainment. Add them all up and you have every reason to say yes to your desires, to go renting the Chrysler 300C and have a vacation at Las Vegas. Now isn't that cool ?

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Rationale For A New 300C

2009-04-14T12:57:00.001-05:00

I am thinking maybe I should buy a new 2009 Chrysler 300C.
What, why you say, how do you justify that in todays economy ?
I respond by saying I was told yesterday by a "financial expert" that I should not try to dump my money in to the saving account.
He said " Remember, even if you have the highest interest saving account, you are still at loss if you invest your tax money in such an account. The rate of inflation does not match with the rate of interest that most banks offer. In other words, the buying power of dollar is decreasing at a faster rate than the saving account interest rates. Let's say if you had a $100 today, at an APY of 4% , and where can you get that high a interest rate ? even, you would have $104 at the end of one year.
What you could buy with your $100 today would cost you $106 at the end of the year. Therefore you lose $2 rather than earned $4 as interest.

Ah ha- it only makes sense then to get out there and get that 300C as you are
1) saving money
2)helping the economy
3) making you feel good
4) Think of it as a investment in the future

so be happy on April 15th :)

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Chrysler 300C SRT8 Review of Review

2009-04-11T06:15:00.006-05:00

Roman Mica of examiner.com takes a Chrysler 300C SRT8 out for a spin in the mountain roads around Denver ,Colorado.

What starts out as a negative review of the interior of the 300C. I can't smell it from the photo but this interior looks neat to me. Maybe it's the new car smell.
"The smell of cheap plastics filled my brain with bad memories of my friend's Chrysler GLH in collage, and the hap hazardous fit and feel of the interior immediately made me frown."
He must have quickly been bewitched by the the testosterone thumping power of the 300C SRT8's motor and surprised apparently by the handling ability and ends up suggesting you buy one

"So my suggestion is get your Chrysler 300C SRT8 while you still can, and if you can overlook the economy class interior, you'll have a very fun car to drive for the next forty years."

Must think it's a pretty good auto if one expects it to be in good drivable shape in 40 years.
Roman's visual review, enhanced by the roar of the 300C SRT8 as it roars through the mountainous canyons of Colorado.

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Peekaboo with Chrysler 300

2009-04-08T18:12:00.003-05:00

Today Chrysler vice chairman Jim Press Jeep Grand Cherokee press conference. Apparently played peekabo this morning as he gave the assembled journalists a sneak peak at the interior of the forthcoming Chrysler 300. via Autoblog for more info

Gettin Old with My 300C

2009-04-04T21:35:00.003-05:00

Here's something to think about
   I recently picked a new mechanic. After a visit with exhaustive computer tests, he said my Chrysler 300c was doing 'fairly well' for it's age. (It was a 2005 with many ,many miles.)  A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think it will be good for a few more years?' After all I'm not getting any younger myself.   He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?    I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, washing the 300C or bicycling ?'    No, I don't,' I said.    He asked, 'Do you drive the Chrysler real fast, gamble, read or have a lot of sex?'    'No,' I said.   He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

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Chrysler 300C on a Mountain Road

2009-03-29T16:37:00.004-05:00

A UCLA professor was conducting a class in decision-making. In his first drill, he picked a student from Texas.

"Now son,"he said" I want you to tell me the decision you'd make in this situation. You're driving a beautiful Chrysler 300C on a mountain road, checking out the corners at 75 miles an hour.

Just as you get close to a oncoming truck, two cars pull out from behind him to pass. You hit the brakes and your brakes , go out ( I know unthinkable in a 300C but just pretend that it happened). On your right side a five-hundred foot cliff; on your left side is a 1,00 foot precipice. Now, son you have 3 seconds. What would you do ?"
Well," the boy drawled, I reckon I'd wake up Billy Bob,".
"Billy Bob!" the professor exclaimed. "Who's Billy Bob?" "Why would he have anything to do with this decision?"
"Billy Bob is my friend, sir, You see he's from a small town and I'd like to wake him up 'cause he ain't never seen a accident like this before.
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300C Heavenly Rewards

2009-03-23T19:39:00.001-05:00

One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a older Chrysler 300. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Challenger SRT8.
Then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a brand new, pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"

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Top 10 Chrysler 300C Deductions You might Not be Able to Use

2009-03-14T08:54:00.004-05:00

In these times of trials and tribulations one must look around to see what one can do to help their situation, don't you think.

10. New Paint Job for St. Patty's Day 300C
9. Unique Assessories
8. Chrysler 300C & Bentely Conversion
7. Installation of Nitrous Machine Gun Purge
6. Chrysler 300C 20" Drag Tires
5. Personalizing with custom rims
4. That must have grill
3. Have a streached 300C limo to take all 14 kids along at once.
2. 300C as office
1. Cost of TV in 300C Bumper
there you go.

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300C Lady Catcher at Any Age

2009-03-07T07:53:00.002-06:00

Harold is 95, he has a pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Every night after dinner, he would drive over to the Senior Citizen Home. He found ita great way to meet women.

Lately he had met Mildred, they drove around a while in the 300C and then parked on lovers lane. They begin to chat and before they knew it there was a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"  

She asks, "What?"   "Sex!!" he replies.  Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"   "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."   "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

 They agree to meet secretly each night he would drive over to the home in his Chrysler 300C.
They would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.  Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place, she was missing the 300C ride the most.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he didn't have a accident with the 300C and he was O.K. also.
She asked about him,and found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's   manhood!   Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"  

  Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."

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Could The 300C Replace Carriages ?

2009-02-26T20:28:00.003-06:00

According to BBC.com, Rome is putting a ban on horse-drawn carriages because of pressure from animal rights activists. Now, I want to know if that just proves my point that someone should have been pushing years ago and that they should be using a Chrysler 300C to pick up tourists and drive them around Rome. I mean which do you prefer looking at the smelly butt of a old horse, or sitting in the luxury of the rear seat of a 300C. Snuggling up to your honey If you are lucky one of the 300C limos might be available. I'm sure if anyone asked the carriage drivers " Hay you want a Chrysler 300C to drive these tourists around" I would think they would say " you betcha bub" so there you go and that's a thought.
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300C Academy Thoughts

2009-02-22T21:42:00.003-06:00

Sure I could have watched all of the awards and heard over and over. A thank you very much for the ability to buy a 300C. Some could have said " Wow. Alright, this is very amazing. It's a great honour for me to have this. I want to and I have to speak as fast here, man as the 300C and for being crazy enough to think that I could drive that beautiful automobile.

Oh, no. Happy birthday, man. I have an agent who is the spitting image of this 300C. Really truly the same shape headlites and, it has to be said, the trunk. And I'm giving this to him because there's no way I would be in America without driving a Chrysler 300C, if it wasn't for him.

Some people think Ralph Gilles walks on water, it's entirely official as far as I'm concerned, and others on the line that helped the incredible producers.

Other important missthought, you know, the seriousness and the dedication, seeing you climb into that Chrysler 300C front seat in a rubber bat suit, the one with the nipples, every morning, on the set, off the set, hanging upside-down at lunch, rain no rain, viagra no viagra, you rock, 300C.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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Are 300C's in the Stimulus Bill ?

2009-02-14T22:10:00.001-06:00

Never having asked the question of anyone I can't say that according to the office of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the question was even asked.
With that being said, in a list of some of the highlights of the new economic stimulus legislation.Not once did I read anything about the 300C.

I just don't understand why not. They put in ENERGY What has more energy than a 300C I ask ?

•Should have been $30 billion for advanced battery technology, and energy efficiency measures, that could have been used for new Chrysler 300C batteries.

• Should have been $20 billion in tax incentives for renewable rear tires that have been smoked off and energy efficiency in the stereo system over the next 10 years.

•Should have been A three-year extension of the production tax credit for electricity derived from wind produced by a high speed after all a300C can provide a lot of wind when it goes flying by.

• Should have been Grants of up to 30% of the cost of building a new renewable energy facility to build new 300C.

• Should have been Tax credits for families that purchase Chrysler 300C vehicles of up to $7,500. Depending on the extras.

• Should have been renewable bonds for state and local governments that buy 300Cs.

• Should have been $5 billion to improve the energy efficiency of more than 1 million garages.

• Should have been $29 billion for modernizing roads and bridges. States must obligate at least half of the funding within 120 days.
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Early 300C Appreciation

2009-02-12T15:38:00.001-06:00

It has recently been proven that our closest ancestors may well have been able to speak as well as us but never owned a Chrysler 300C. While Neanderthals lived side by side with modern humans in Europe for many thousands of years, it has been speculated that we may have inherited some of the same tastes in automobiles.
But my friend the Professor has found no evidence of ownership of a 300C by a Neanderthal. It has been suggested that a particular variant of appreciation of the beautiful styling , found commonly in Europeans, was contributed by Neanderthals.
But it seems overall, it seems that Neanderthals have contributed, at most, a "very limited" fraction of the 300C variation, found in contemporary human populations, said my buddy.

"What is exciting now, is that we are beginning to look both ways and spread the appreciation of the 300C from early modern humans into Neanderthals."
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300C Advertising in Australia

2009-01-31T06:46:00.004-06:00

Ha, this I find funny. President Obama got trashed by some 300C haters for owning a Chrysler 300C, now in Australia they are used a sound-a-like voice to sell them.
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Death in a 300C Family

2009-01-22T20:42:00.003-06:00

It was a sad day when 300C Stanley, President of the Wobo's 300C Car Club died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

 The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, VP Cooter and Treasurer Gomer.   The three men had always done everything together, a sad day indeed.

 Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,   Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'   The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'

  The mortician thought this was rather strange.   So he brought Gomer in from polishing his 300C to confirm the identity of the body.  Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.   Roll him over.'   The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '

  The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

  Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'   'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.   'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:   'There's 300C Stanley with them two assholes.'

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A Very Expensive 300C

2009-01-21T16:55:00.002-06:00

WoW $!$!$, $271,300 was the top bid on Ebay for the 2005 Chrysler 300 C formerly owned by President Barrack Obama. Unbelievable. Reportedly there were 131 bids were placed on the 20,000 mile vehicle. Just Unbelievable to me. more at blog.al.com
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A 300C Gift or Not

2009-01-10T08:41:00.003-06:00

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new Chrysler 300C.
  Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.  'Bubba, where'd you git that 300C?'  

 'Suzie May give it to me.' Bubba replied.   'She give it to ya?   I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new Chrysler 300C?'

  'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.  We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.  Suzie May pulled off the road, and headed into the woods. She parked the 300C, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,  'Bubba, take whatever you want.'   So I took the 300C!'

  'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you.

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300C Dreamin'

2009-01-01T21:34:00.002-06:00

Good dreams are worth repeating.
It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
drivin’ the 300C grovin' with siris
The trees went by, me and dylan were singin’
Little runaway, I was flyin’

Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream

I felt so good, like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed eyes
The last three days the rain was unstoppable
It was always cold, no sun shine

Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream

I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever is mine

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Old Lady 300C Drivers

2008-12-27T07:42:00.002-06:00

I have nothing against elderly 300C drivers but I came across these and I couldn't resist. Enjoy

*A police officer stops a old lady in a Chrysler 300C for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

*A old lady pushes her 300C into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?

*There's this old woman out for a drive in her 300C and gets her directions mixed up.. She comes to a river and sees another old woman, she had passed by two men, on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
    The second old woman looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

*A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding Chrysler 300C on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly female driver behind the wheel was knitting!
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
    'NO!' the old lady yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

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Hugging her Chrysler 300C

2008-12-21T22:01:00.001-06:00

Coming out of the bank one windy day, I noticed a old lady standing on the bank corner hugging her Chrysler 300C . I said "pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"

"Yes, I know.' said the lady. 'But I need my hands to hold onto 300C.'
'But madam, he said, ' you must know your derriere is exposed !"

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said. 'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this Chrysler 300C!"
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Obama's old 300C

2008-12-18T21:59:00.005-06:00

Remember all the uproar about
President-elect Obama's old 300C has been for sale on EBAY. You can own it! So can anyone else, but with a minimum bid of $100,000. It only had 20 some thousand miles so is still under warranty. But wait supposedly the bid was up to $119,000 and It has been removed from auction according to the Ebay site, as it is no longer available for sale. What does that mean ? Someone got a deal on a Chrysler 300C that's what.

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300C Christmas Carol

2008-12-14T06:03:00.001-06:00

Christmas carol for 2008!

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep smiling
I'm telling you why:
The new 300C is coming to town.

There is a Chrysler deal once,
There is a Chrysler deal twice,
Because you've been careful and wise,
The new 300C is coming to town.

You are worthy if you've got a new Chrysler 300C
You are worthy if you've got a older Chrysler 300C
You are worthy if you want your first 300C
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY.

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better keep cash,
I'm telling you why:
The new 300C is coming to town.

New Car Finance products are confusing,
Finance products are so vague,
The banks make you bear the cost of risk,
So keep your 300C goodness sake, OH.

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better keep your cash,
I'm telling you why:
The new 300C is coming to town.

Merry xmas everyone.
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Chrysler Australia Retiring the 300C

2008-12-10T22:01:00.002-06:00

Oh woe is us, it's starting down under. "Chrysler Australia has announced today that it will no longer be providing the official Safety and Course Car for the V8 Supercar Championship Series. The announcement follows four years of Chrysler Safety Cars leading the pack in the premier Australian motor racing series." more

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The 300C Touring

2008-12-06T15:55:00.000-06:00

What Makes 300C Touring Special?
The 300C Touring, is proving Chrysler is proving they are helping to revolutionize full size car performance since the 300C is super edgy, luxurious, and extremely speedy. If you love style and good performance, then Chrysler 300C Touring is definitely for you. If you like dull and boring,just take a bus.
The 300C Touring has an “in your face dazzling rolls Royce effect.” The 300C Touring also stands out a mile away and several various grilles are available for it. A personal choice would be the mess grille though.
With its huge body and manly contours, ya manly contours it is pretty hard to resist the 300C Touring. Even though the 300C Touring has a low end luxury car price tag, it is really more affordable—compared to Mercedes and BMW models—with ten times more the wow factor that you will surely get for your money.

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Don't Argue with 300C Driver

2008-11-29T19:48:00.004-06:00

The nice policeman pulled a Chrysler 300C over and told the middle aged slightly balding Danish man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"My 300C was coasting at 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar,"the red faced sweating overweight bald officer replied,"your Chrysler was moving".

"Yes, I was!" the middle aged slightly balding Danish man shouted back, his face also getting redder.

"No you weren't!" the red faced sweating overweight bald policeman said, starting to get annoyed. His face beet red and contorted with emotion.

Suddenly in a attempt to defuse the situation With that, the middle aged slightly balding Danish man's perky, slim buxom young wife leaned slowly toward the window of the slick 300C and said,
"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
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300C Limousine for President Obama

2008-11-27T08:12:00.006-06:00

Some people bemoaned the fact that President-elect Obama used to drive a Chrysler 300C. To me and many others a sure sign of class. Now as President-elect, like all other presidents new Limousines are being built for him. I really think this is the chance to get back to basics and have the Chrysler 300C Limousine outfitted as the premier presidential vehicle of choice. While they are at it why not customize it up a touch !!!
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300C Animal Workers

2008-11-18T21:49:00.003-06:00

First and foremost, people who work with animals must like the Chrysler 300C. While it helps to like all creatures great and small, at least liking the obvious - cats and dogs - is a prerequisite one must have a 300C, as there are approximately 163.1 million dogs and cats kept as pets in the U.S. If you have an average of just 12 pets that means we need 135916 Chrysler 300C for people who choose to work with animals & not be allergic to them. It's pretty hard to relate to pets on a day to day basis if you're constantly sneezing, coughing and scratching because Fido or Fluffy has triggered your allergies. So the 300C is the natural solution.
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Speeding in a Chrysler 300C

2008-11-15T22:46:00.000-06:00

A guy drove his brand new Chrysler 300C out of the Chrysler saleroom. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his hair.
'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the interstate, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, red lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the Chrysler 300C, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.

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Chrysler 300C & Voting

2008-11-04T08:25:00.004-06:00

You are voting today right, and of course the only proper way to vote is to get to the polling via a Chrysler 300C of course. As I think about it they have drive through food, churches, weddings, funeral viewing every thing you can think of, why aren't there drive through voting places. Then as you at least can wait in the luxuriousness of the 300C.
It just makes sense to me. Of course if you had some little squissy auto like vechile it would be a horrible experience.

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Proposition 300C

2008-10-25T07:12:00.005-05:00

A friendly reminder to Vote yes on Proposition 300C. With elections coming up look closely at the long recycled paper ballots as many states may not have it and be sure you vote Yes on the 300C rule changes as if it were there. The question has been brought forth as to whether Is it a coincidence the 2008 SEMA Show starting November 4 at the Las Vegas Convention Center-voting day. Is this a ploy to distract the stock,modified and custom Chrysler 300C there inside and outside the event. There are rumors of already introduced series of aftermarket super chargers for the Chrysler 300C has even said that the 2009 model will highlight a blower to increase power,on top of what is already out there. Will there be polling places near by ? I don't know. If Proposition 300C passes, there will be designated roads for 300C throughout the country. Bless you all.

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Smart Use of a 300C

2008-10-21T16:07:00.002-05:00

I these tough economic times I would like a creative businessman like this to run my company, wouldn't you ?
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his silver Chrysler 300C to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.

"Well, then, here are the keys to my 300C ," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Chrysler 300C in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
I liked this story so much I thought it was worth repeating.
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Uplifting 300C

2008-10-17T11:15:00.001-05:00

There is so much stuff out there right now that is bringing you down. If you have a Chrysler 300C that in itself makes you feel good that you have it. Tasks as simple as polishing the 300C can make one feel good especially when finished. Everyone has their own taste in cars but in America a car is still much more than a point A to B body mover. Collectors of fine automobiles will definitely add a few 300C to their list of must have cars. It remains to hold a unique place in the minds of people around the world. That's what I think.

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300C Causes Remembering at Orange County Auto Show

2008-10-11T06:56:00.002-05:00

Just a glimpse here of the Orange County Auto Show at couple of Santini custom 300C.

The black & white one looks just like the one my friend Ole used on his honeymoon. A funny guy Ole, he told me this story about his honymoon.
It seems Ole, was in his shop in northern Minnesota,working on the exhaust on his 300C when the jack slipped, the handle snapping back and he took a lightning-quick
hit right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor
He said 'How bad is it Doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my finance, Lena, is still a virgin - in every vay' ya know what I mean ?

The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willy in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together . . quite an impressive work of art.

Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on their
honeymoon out west in his custom 300C. That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched boohoos. She said, 'You're
the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.'

Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at dis, ..still in
da
CRATE!'

Drifting 300C Riyadh

2008-10-08T06:39:00.003-05:00

There's nothing like rap music and 300C drifting on public streets in Riyadh. Actually the rap was pretty good. Now I'd get arrested over here for doing that, the drivers must know the judge. People who walk must not last long, do you think ?

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1957 300C stamp

2008-10-05T07:29:00.003-05:00

The post office came out with a stamp of a 1957 300C which is cool. All though i as a American citizen can't show it to you. because I am not a news organization. We must control our images. As we know when a government or semi-government office takes something "extremely seriously" watch out. They said we can't show their image. O.K. So go to the post office and buy a 1957 300C stamp Here is my drawing of what the stamp looks like. It's pretty close I think.

300C & Coastal Highway Surprise

2008-10-03T11:30:00.001-05:00

A man was riding along in his Chrysler 300C along the coastal highway, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, The Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The man pulled the 300C over and said, WOW and after thinking a moment 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.'  The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'  The 300C owner thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.  The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

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Special 300C Protection

2008-09-28T21:39:00.004-05:00

With the financial crunch so many cities are experiencing we are starting to hear about cities cherry picking crimes they will respond to.
For instant I heard that in Backhand, Fla, could mean city residents who don't own a 300C will get only a case number and nothing in terms of a visit by patrol officers if some other type of auto is stolen. This possible policy revision is part of a wider cost-cutting loop. "We're looking very seriously at the types of calls we would go to said a city offical. You know what happens when a official says they take something " very seriously" ," Palmer Bayer Police Chief Bill Bearman could have not said. "Still, about 85 to 90 percent of the people who've had their cars broken into left the car doors open. In other words they promoted and encouraged and if the thief turns out to be a minor the owner could be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor

Bearman , however, pointed out that his agency has been hit hard by higher fuel costs and a cut in revenue. So some have questioned the no stopping of a 300C policy, Earlier this year, Berger implemented a number of cost-saving efforts, including a no-idling policy for patrol cars and hitchhiking when possible

Also under review will be whether officers who take marked patrol cars patrolling will need to pay for their own gas or reimburse the city about 50 cents for every mile driven away from the police station. They are working hard to keep the department's nontaxpayer-funded programs running, including its DNA database program that uses officers to collect blood, saliva and other biological evidence at crime scenes.
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300C & Blondes

2008-09-23T21:33:00.004-05:00

A luscious young blonde drove her Chrysler 300C into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding in her 330C and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a 300C on the freeway. Glancing at the car with lust in his eyes, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
    'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

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Sad Destruction of the 300C

2008-09-20T07:28:00.002-05:00

Oh sure the kid seemed likable enough at first but then in Hulk like fashion he turned into somekind of psychotic destroyer of what he even admits is a "awesome nice car" the Chrysler 300C. Where is the respect ! Is this the end of 300C kindness and reverence as we have come to know it?
He apparently knows how to use basic tools at his young age, although he is able to use the frontal wedge and reverse blunt end strikes to a high degree of skill, there was no evidence of knowledge of the sideways, total side "flatter now" technique.
I wonder if he will be Will he be a child left behind ? Smashing aimlessly or will he be able to develop the detailed skills needed to grow into a full blown 300C destroyer, for fun & profit ? Like these guys Crushing 300C I say again and again. Will he be a child left behind, not having the enjoyment of owning & driving as even he acknowledges "Awesome 300C autos" Will he be able to develop and fine tune his unique 300C destructing skills into the world's largest recycling plant and then be able to be driven around in a Hollywood 300C. Only time will tell...........................

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300C Camping

2008-09-16T18:22:00.005-05:00

Ollie and Lena went for a nice vacation in their surreal Chrysler 300C they had driven for hours and hours and financially decided to stop for the night and do some primitive camping,which was diametrically opposed to the life driving in the most luxurious machine on the road. Another reason was a tribute to the days before the 300C when and they rode the bus.
Then with a stroke of luck the Chrysler 300C materialized in their world the count the peanut contest changed their life. Since then people fell over each other to do business with Ollie & Lena so by camping in the desert it was like the perfect Ying+Yang nature that they were searching for.
After parking the Chrysler in a protected spot and wiping the 300C down for the evening after a hard ride they set their tent up, after meditating on the ying-yang they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,Ollie wakes the Lena and says, "hay babe,
look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lena replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Ollie.

The Lena ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Ollie?"

" It tells me someone stole tent."

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Loss of Church Lady's 300C

2008-09-11T06:31:00.001-05:00

I realize the Chrysler 300C is the most desirable car to have possession to but it's happened again in Maryland a pious church going elderly 69-year-old woman's car was stolen Sunday on a "Sunday" I said ! Her property was stolen as she had money left after giving tithe at her church to help the missionary drive and other social programs.
She was in the mist of releasing the liquid gold from it's long thick hose into the open orifice pumping , pumping and as it had it's fill a few drops falling to the 5" thick well worn concrete earth covering surface, as she was distracted not remembering if she left the passenger door unlocked to the beautiful gray sleek 300C ,she may have left her passenger door unlocked while she went to pay at the window. Her Insurance company will perk up their ears at this obvious lack of due diligence on her part promoting the theft of 300C by poor non-300C owners. The police said two men jumped into the woman's car and drove off.
I'm just flabbergasted. I haven't slept at all," said victim Yvonne. Dreaming maybe of the two fast moving men, apparently in good physical shape as they so quickly entered her prime possession. Their rippling muscles glowing in the mid-day heat
While she was gone, two men slid into her car through the passenger door.
"I don’t know how they go in so quick," she said. dreamily, and then pulled out of the candy store of international assortment of consumer products, her last
She said the gas hose was still in the car when the men took off with her 300C. The withdrawal being painful but quick.

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School Board Rents 300C

2008-09-07T21:25:00.001-05:00

[a satirical rewriting of a school board junket] Mid-Hilly School board junket cost $36G; Taxpayers foot bill for officials’ renting of 300C and other expenses BY Golly
Scranton, PAScranton, PATaxpayers picked up the $36,000 tab for seven officials from Mid-Hilly School District to attend a conference earlier this year in Orlando, Fla., a Times-Tribune review of district expenses shows. Many brought family members along at taxpayer expense and racked up charges for expensive dinners, hotel minibars and snacks at amusement parks, they got there in rented 300Cs , it is not known how many were 300C but it could be quite a few since their were at least 7 people and wives and children, it is well known wives like to make their own decisions as to color, interior refinements.
Receipts of six school board members and a principal spent about $5,000 per person attending the weeklong National School Boards Association conference.Mid-Hilly school officials spent $20,000 on hotels, which included extras above the room costs, such as working out in gyms and using the minibar. About $2,500 was spent for each official, many of whom rented cars as the 300C. Officials stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. A director said he didn’t feel the Hard Rock Hotel was lavish, but acknowledged “if we shopped around, we probably could have gotten something cheaper.” but his back he feld bad that people will see the trip as excessive. $592.91 for a Chrysler 300C — and about $155 for meals.With the exception of Mr. Runco, all other officials went over their $750 advance for meals and car rentals and were reimbursed for it, Mr. G. said if any of their 300C expenses were improper, he believes people will do the right thing. Any mistakes would have been by error, rather than malice.“If we have to reimburse something, if it was out of the ordinary, I don’t think anyone would have a problem with that,” he said. I mean what else could they do.
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A Stud, A Chick & A Chrysler 300C

2008-09-04T12:29:00.000-05:00

Down in the city lived a chick and a stud, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits and
began to sink.

Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get
help!

Off the chick ran, back to the office . Not finding anyone she

spied new custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C

Finding the keys in the ignition, the chick sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the stud was surprised, but happy, to see the
chick arrive on the shiny custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chick tossed to him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the 300C,
the chick then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful auto, rescued the super stud!

Happy and proud, the chick drove custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C back to the office,
and the dude was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two lovers was cemented:

Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later,they were playing around the tar pita again, the chick fell into a pit, and soon, she
too, began to sink and cried out to the stud to save her life!

The stud thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chick to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

The chick got a good grip, and the stud pulled him up and out,
saving his life.

The moral of the story?
When You're Hung Like A Real Stud , you don't need a custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C To Pick Up
Chicks'

10 Ways to Avoid Foul Play in The 300C Featured in a Movie

2008-08-30T06:57:00.007-05:00

I don't know for sure what is going on here But the moral of the story is if you have a nice Chrysler 300C
1. Don't pick up hitch hikers on dirt desert roads, especially beautiful big boobed ones like this gal.
2. Don't drink and drive, it distracts you from driving the 300C
3. Don't carry duffle bags of money , letting people know about it.
4. On days when you think you are getting shot make sure you wear super absorbent shirts like these guys so the 300C interior doesn't get stained.
5.Be glad she is a really good shot and there is no damage to the Chrysler 300C as she shoots the guys 5 times
6. Be really ,really glad she doesn't steal your car
7. She apparently can't drive, which allows us viewers the pleasure of watching her bouncy little strut out into the desert with that bag of money.
8. If one learns Spanish maybe you can avoid this situations like this or not.
9. Make sure everyone chips in on the motel room up front.
10. Always look both ways when leaving motel rooms late at night in the moonlight

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Toasters from the backseat of a 300C

2008-08-27T20:12:00.005-05:00

Toasters in the backseat of a 300C !! could be and if you also have breakfast natural pork links for you cooking also, holy cow. I mean, Chrysler 300C article submissions about the ROI of social contacts with the fairer sex if I may use a old quote but media submissions and model directories can only take you so far as the 300C will allow you to go. .
Think about money wasted on things instead of highly rated 300C accessories, keep your credit card scores up there.
Like , somewhere I heard a story supposedly false but I'm not sure it was proven that the kid stole it or was given access to dad’s credit card to buy a new custom 300C exhaust system for his brothers birthday and to make a long story shorter it got picked up by some news agencies social media, and spread like wildfire. It was completely false one way or another except it was a cool exhaust system, I can't remember which, can you ? But is that important.
What is important is the kid Willie kid used a credit card being in the title/headline. Because guess what? when people look for exhaust systems that’s what they’re going to use. T
How many deaths per year involve toasters? Now how many other random death facts can you find? (you could use the toaster as a nice title to snag attention). Is there anything interesting about how the toaster was build/made? Did toast actually improve on sliced bread?
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Big John's 300C

2008-08-24T21:51:00.002-05:00

The owner advised the new bartender in a suburban bar.
"If you ever hear that Big John is bringing his pimped out Chrysler 300C down here, drop everything and run for your life."
All was well for several months then one day, the squealing of tires became a roar as a golfer rushed in shouting, "Big John's a
comin'!" In his hurry to get out, he knocked the small bartender to the floor.
Before the bartender could recover, more squealing of tires out front and out of this all tinted, coal black 300C, came a giant of a
man with a big black, bushy beard. He strode in through the swinging
doors , using a rattlesnake for a whip. The man tore the doors off their hinges, knocked over tables, and slung
the rattlesnake into the corner. "Gimme a drink," he yelled as he split the bar in half with a pound of his massive fist. The bartender
nervously pushed a bottle of Jack Daniels toward the man. He bit off the top of the glass bottle with his teeth, chugged the contents in one gulp and turned to leave. '
Realizing that the man wasn't hurting anyone, the bartender
asked if he'd like another drink. "Ain't got no time," the man roared. "Big John's a' comin' to town."

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Onother Reason to Fly on the Ground in the 300C

2008-08-23T08:00:00.001-05:00

Once almost had a accident with the 300C. Driving out in the countryside along the coast a beautiful summer day,listening to the radio. I was on the way to meet some friends. I had installed a multi-band receiver, cause I like that kind of thing, listening to police calls to find out where they were you know. I picked up a airplane pilot talking to a control tower, " we're half a mile out and running on fumes, please instruct...over".
There was silence for a moment and the tower voice said repeat after me....."Our Father who art in heaven...................
It's this kind of thing that keeps happening to people flying in the sky I prefer flying low in the comfort of the 300C on the ground, plenty of leg room, choose my passengers. If I ran out of gas it's less traumatic.

Ode to the 300C

2008-08-21T07:42:00.002-05:00

It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you can light up the dark with those beautiful halogen eyes
Try as I may, I can never explain
What I hear when I turn your key and press your buttons
The roar in your throat lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me stranded
Oh what a body, such pleasure when I open your doors
Try as I may, I can never explain when I touch you
You don't say a thing as your leather skin warms to my touch
The sound of your hemi says you'll drive me where ever I desire
Smile
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Bride Wants 300C Now !

2008-08-18T20:11:00.003-05:00

There are brides and there are Brides. But when this bride heard that there were people were encouraging people to “kill their air conditioner” she flipped and became bridezilla. This bride looks willing to kill if she doesn't get air conditioning in her wedding Chrysler 300C.
That's understandable as after all a Chrysler 300C is the perfect wedding car. I mean I can't even compare it to anything that might even fit the bill. She wants marriage, she wants the Chrysler 300C Now.
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Fill in 300C

2008-08-17T07:51:00.002-05:00

These ____________[fill in] will have you going back for re-fills in your 300C but can also help you dominate in the search for the perfectly tuned Hemi engine for almost any Chrysler product relatively easily, because Chrysler 300C often get higher MPG than the listings in google than just about anything else… but what’s really cool is that these traffic chick magnets tap into multiple traffic pools of their own.

The result: You get a ton of targeted chick traffic for any 300C and as the British used to say "the birds create a presentation like no other of your 300C no matter what color it is. The birds will fly with the Chrysler.
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300C & Bird 1

2008-08-13T20:42:00.000-05:00

There are some automobiles like no others. The Chrysler 300C is one of these. They sometimes make me think they are like are like birds because they seem to float close to the earth. No that is not real. The 300C plays tag with the earth and stars seemingly on wings of mist and light as it crosses across the evening plain.
Above the clouds, the moon smiles down it's pale yellow eyes reflect on the creamy 300C.
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300C for the Mayor ?

2008-08-06T07:03:00.000-05:00

Smart people the English, in the city of Kingston it was determined the Mayor's Mercedes Benz was to narrow. So they are likely to buy him a Chrysler 300C to ride in, befitting his status as Mayor. Hear-Hear !! After many pertinent questions were asked like "Which males and females tested the suitability of the car for entry and exit and how was it tested? "What are the insurance implications of the Mayor now needing to sit behind the passenger seat?" More I'm sure questioned the proper color and whether 20" custom rims, hydraulics, supercharger and amid of other details after all the Mayor of Kingston has been a symbol of authority and dignity since Thomas Agar was appointed by James II in 1685. All those mayors having served their office without the pleasure of riding a 300C. It's just sad I say just sad.
base source: The Guardian
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Challenger SRT8 in Auto Lots

2008-08-01T06:18:00.004-05:00

Still want to buy another fine auto this year ?
Some Chrysler dealers still have the 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 on their lots - including a dealer in northern Macomb County, Michigan that has 19 units for sale.
According to Chrysler spokeswoman Curtrise Garner, 6,400 limited-edition Challengers were ordered by customers when they were being built, but a quarter of the cars were set aside for dealers.
An ad for the Chrysler dealership in Macomb count showed off the dealers nine black, eight orange and two silver Challenger SRT8s. So far the dealership has sold just one with four more to arrive within days. Of course dealers are raking in the extra premium price. On its Web site, Huvaere priced the Challenger SRT8 at $45,145 - a $7,000 premium over the MSRP.
“We’re negotiating each price with the individual customer,” Simpson said. “We’re not getting a huge amount over sticker.”
Right - and this is our “we believe you face.”
source Detroit News

Now isn't that a kick in the pants. It's just one of those years where you will have to get a new 300C and the Dodge Challenger don't you think?
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300C Through the Trees

2008-07-25T21:08:00.005-05:00

It started out as a beautiful day, the sun beatin' down
drivin’ the 300C grovin' with the trees on the CD's
The trees went by, me and dylan were singin’
Little runaway, I was flyin’

Yeah runnin’ with the 300C
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ runnin’ through the trees with the 300C
I felt so good, like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed red eyes

Yeah runnin’ with the 300C
Gettin' what would never come to me
Workin’ with the 300C, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ runnin’ through the trees with the 300C

I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever is mine.

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The Tracking of 300C's

2008-07-21T21:05:00.003-05:00

The question Is the Chrysler 300C really going to be part of the Federal Intelligent Transportation Systems Joint Program Office, new monitoring program by which the government is planning to track every 300C on the road by using onboard transceivers by 2010, the Charlotte, N.C. "Creative Loafing" reported on this. That is the supposed deadline, automakers hope to start installing them in 300C and less important autos. It is believed by some that the goal is to equip all 57 million Chrysler 300C by 2015. There are reports a group of car manufacturers, technology companies and government interests have worked toward implementing the project for 13 years. They had access to other future viewing software allowing them to see in the future development of the 300C.. Incredible...... I have heard through other ears that the end result will be glowing 300C that will lower everyone's electric light bill. some people who remember who Orwell was, have actually called the proponent of the plan "Orwellian" for describing it.
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300C & White-Collar Workers

2008-07-17T20:10:00.002-05:00

A research company surveyed 750 white-collar worker around the United States. The research showed that 81 percent of the people believed that driving a 300C in casual dress improved morale; 47 percent believed that it increased productivity; 46 percent said they considered casual dress while driving a 300C as a attraction to work for a company that permitted it, and only 4 percent thought a casual-dress standard would have a negative impact.
Now if this study is correct then I am sure, companies who give their employees a newly polished 300C SRT8 would improve moral of workers by at least percent; 92 would take off work early to go for a drive and only 4 % would not show up for work at all after getting their new 300C SRT8 because they were so thankful. What company could do such a thing today.
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300C vs Rolls Royce

2008-07-13T21:56:00.001-05:00

A guy driving a Chrysler 300C pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the 300C rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Chrysler !"

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."

The driver of the 300C says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my 300C!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."

The driver of the 300C says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my 300C!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the 300C says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my 300C!" Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.

The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the 300C, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Chrysler 300C parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the 300C.

When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the 300C looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THAT?"
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300C Roa

2008-07-10T22:27:00.002-05:00

A mother and her little son who she thought was a genius, they were driving her ex-husband's beautiful Chrysler 300C. She had gotten the 300C in the divorce settlement because she was a alpha personality and would do anything to mess up her ex. She was driving from Jersey to Chicago because driving the 300C was the only way she could relax.
The son (who had been looking out the window)had looked up and saw one of the last big commercial airlines, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to check the onboard master of knowledge,they had added onto the 300C, they used to call them computers. So the boy asked the personal master of knowledge , "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The master of knowledge asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that she had.

So she said, "Tell your mother that big planes always pulls out on time."

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Win a Dodge Challenger R/T

2008-07-08T21:31:00.003-05:00

Oh yes this is pretty cool. Have you seen this. Design yourself a 2009 Dodge Challenger ? With a chance on winning a customized 2009 Dodge Challenger R/TTags: 300C Dodge Challenger R/T

300C Driver Getting into Heaven

2008-07-08T15:46:00.001-05:00

Superman dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?"

The man responds "My name is Joe Noscoviack, and I was the first Los Angeles 300C limo driver, what more could you want "

"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your silk robe and golden scepter and keys to your new 300C SRT8 now you may drive on the streets of our Lord."

St. Peter looks at the caped wonder, and asks "What is your name and what did you accomplish?"

He responds, "I'm Superman, and "I have devoted all my life to saving people from themselves".

"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter."

"Wait a minute," says Superman, "You gave the 300C limo driver a silk robe, golden sceptre and keys to a new 300C SRT8 , why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?"

"Well," St. Peter replied, "We work on a performance scale, you see while you flew around playing, he drove a Chrysler 300C limo.
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The Special 300C stretched limousine Ride

2008-07-06T08:05:00.005-05:00

She will only ride in a Chrysler 300C stretched limousine.
Well, as a 300C hero I knew that as soon as I saw her, she turned, and our eyes locked, one, two, three I was destined to drive her, the light turned red against the sky. I knew this corner. The park ahead to my right, the bar across the street on my left…the 20 cars following me.
The light stayed red, thank God. She was waiting at the corner. The gleaming white of the 300C stretched limousine reflected in her dark glasses. Yes,she wanted the ride, we were dancing, somehow, with our eyes, my 300C, her white dress twisting around to the ground, waiting patiently with gray flowing hair.

“Giving me a ride?” she said. The words were new to me, I’d never heard them before, said that way, ever.

“What?”

“the ride? in your limo ?” She purred.

“Sure.” I moved to open the rear door. She positioned herself to sit closest behind me, yet I sensed something. The two small bags next to her.

“You ever done this before?”

“Given a person like you a ride on my limo? No. Never.”

“You think you can?”

“Sure.” How hard could it be?

“Okay.”

“Is the bar fully stacked she asked.”

“Yeah.”

I started the 300C with a roar of the Chrysler 300C 3.5L with Borla Aggressiv Exhaust purring.
“Is that a hill,” she asked me, looking several blocks ahead at the rising pavement.

“If we can get to the hill, we can get up the hill. We've got a Hemi”

She sat across from the bar, tasting the offerings, She was light, a steady weight. Not super-light, but a real presence, a real lady.

I will skip the rest of the dialogue, since the thrill was driving granny, she was coming from tango, she was going home to the 12th Street castle. My name was Alex, I am a professional driver. I had read about a nice elderly woman needing marriage and to travel from 2nd Street and back to her castle in order to troll for a new husband. Granny has advanced 300C syndrome and doctors had advised her to only travel in a Chrysler 300C preferably in a stretched limousine. Her wish was granted that day.

The 300C Diabolical Scam

2008-07-03T22:20:00.001-05:00

Oh woe is me. Over the last several months I have become a victim of a clever diabolical scam.
Simply going out to get polishing supplies for my new 300C has turned out to be quite traumatic.
It could happen to anyone who owns a Chrysler 300C  Here's how the scam works:
You stop anywhere to wipe the dust off the Chrysler 300 and hot 21 year-old girls always come over and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, or just rub up against the Chrysler with their boobies doing all the work, remember "Cool Hand Luke", oh my it's almost unbearable.  You ask them to quit, sweat pouring off your brow, thanking them profusely then offer them a tip, they will say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride. When you agree and they get in the luxurious backseat of the 300C and suddenly they start undressing. One of them usually climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.   I have had my wallet stolen June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming 4th of July weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful where they drive their 300C this Holiday weekend or they too will become victim of this clever diabolical scam.

300C By a Dirty Window

2008-07-01T22:26:00.004-05:00

Manifested in your dreams as you drive the 300C by a dirty window.
No cell messages hiding behind the music you hear.
Between the roar in your favorite song.
The humm of the hemi as it's Jaws are punched on the street.
You look through the rose colored glasses.
A cat looks up from the gutter.
Dogs bark in nightbound alleys.
It's time to take the musical 300C home.
Jukeboxes at dawn, your head unconsciously bops to the songs.
The Chrysler 300C shines in the morning sun.
Ham and eggs by a dirty window.
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300C and Two Huge Miracles

2008-06-28T19:44:00.005-05:00

The parents of two young dudes went on a trip to Las Vegas for the weekend with friends. They left early Friday morning in their friends Chrysler 300C SRT8 and the boys were left alone at home. Being home alone, being teenagers and knowing where the extra keys were hidden the only solution of what to do was use their dad's 300C, to pick up some girls and go cruising. Well of course they had no problem picking up a car load of beautiful girls that complimented the beautiful 300C.
They went dancing had a great party with the girls and when they got back to the car after a lot of discothequing, they noticed two huge dents in the rear of the car, they figured someone hit the Chrysler and drove off. Frantically they phoned their friend who was a skilled body man to fix the 300C.
When they got ahold of him. He said they must have the car at his house early next morning. The guy did a quick job on the 300C but was fixed properly and they parked it back in the garage that afternoon.

When their parents returned Sunday afternoon, the boys were terrified all day as their step father was a tough old retired Marine dude. They hoped he wouldn't notice the repair on the 300C. The father went to check the garage to make sure his prize collection of bright yellow screwdrivers were all in their proper place and to get a bright yellow 6.75 inch screw driver that was due for it's weekly polishing. Suddenly in a frantic action and scream he came running back very amazed yelling to the family "Lord be Praised, A miracle has happened! The dent in the back of the 300C that, that big boobed girl put in the back of my car when she tipped her bicycle last Thursday and now it is fixed without a scratch!"

300C & Golf

2008-06-26T11:51:00.003-05:00

Golf cars or, as they are mostly referred to ”golf carts”, are finding their way more and more on locations other than the green grass of our golf courses. This poses a significant road safety risk as these carts are not designed with the safety requirements we find in other vehicles. Therefore it just makes sense that you should be able to use your Chrysler 300C to carry you around the golf course.
The risks are best exposed by reflecting on the latest data from accident research. Injury Sciences found that there were more than 48 255 golf-cart related injuries between 2002 and 2005. A new study has also found that golf cart-related injuries jumped from 5,772 in 1990 to 13,441 in 2006. If you look at the research I'm sure in that time period you will find not one accident involving a 300C on a golf course even though 300C are know to hang around golf courses in one fashion or other.
The researchers have found that popularity of golf carts has risen dramatically with these four-wheeled vehicles used beyond golf courses and becoming a mode of transportation at sporting events, hospitals, airports, national parks, college campuses, businesses and military bases. Again if you use golf carts, the average person is shocked in these circumstances, where as 300C, SRT8 are quite often seen around as the main mode of transportation at sporting events, hospitals, airports, national parks, college campuses, businesses and military bases. Would you rather drag the golf bag, by hand, in a little cart or in a beautiful, comfortable air conditioned Chrysler 300C.
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Smart 300C Owner

2008-06-24T18:38:00.002-05:00

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his silver Chrysler 300C to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.

"Well, then, here are the keys to my 300C ," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $6,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $6,000 in principal, and $16.70 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $6,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Chrysler 300C in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $16.70?"

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A Real Man's Car in Australia: Like a 300C

2008-06-23T16:28:00.005-05:00

"The end of our world is nigh when women fall at the feet of hybrid drivers" title of the article. The guys in Australia, who are some great 300C fans are appalled and more than saddened by the report that came out a while back that 9 out 10 women in America would rather talk to someone who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car. Also that it's a fashion faux pas to have a car that's not green or environmentally friendly. The article in theaustralian.news.com got emotional saying that if young Australian men believed that sort of American propaganda. The youth not only would sell their beautiful ,300c but that they would insist on hybrid tanks and bombs that didn't hurt trees if they were in a war.
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Rainbow 300C Limo

2008-06-21T19:16:00.003-05:00

Two Chrysler 300C limo drivers met for coffee one day. As they were sitting there waiting to be called from the base station. Betting which one was going to get a bachelor party and which a bachelorette party . Pete turned to Ole and said "Hey," "why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the Ole responded, "if or when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Mafia 300C SRT8 Gone

2008-06-18T21:20:00.003-05:00

The Mafia was looking for a new man to drive for weekly collections .
Feeling the heat from the police, they decide to use a cool 300C SRT8 and a deaf person for this job.

If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing and the police would be so impressed with the 300C SRT8 they would be defenseless.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector drove the 300C SRT8 and liked it so much he stole it.

When the Mafia realized that their 300C was gone, they sent some of their hoods after the deaf collector.

The hoods drove up to the deaf collector with a interpreter since he was deaf and the law required that a interpreter be used in all gang business to prevent errors, and these were obliviously class crooks.

The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da Chrysler 300C is."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the Chrysler 300C?"

The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where the Chrysler 300C is!"

The interpreter signs, "Where is the Chrysler 300C?"

The deaf man replies, "The Chrysler 300C SRT8 is in a green double door garage,right side at 141414 2.5 nd Street in Central City."

The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger...........