Sitting at the drive-in for their Saturday afternoon meet up two 300C drivers started talking to the new guy with a 2005 300C that had a rather unusual paint job. Now most paint jobs that are two toned split the upper and lower half of the auto. This one split the car in half from the top. One half of the 300C metallic red the other a lite purple. .
My buddy said "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your chrysler red and the other side purple?"
"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Sunday, October 11, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Chrysler 300C & Credit Cards
I've been hearing rumors that it could be if a person buys accessories for their Chrysler 300C that where they buy it could have a devastating effect on a credit score, a TV News investigation could reveal this if they wanted to.
Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.
I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.
I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.
A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.
"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.
"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.
"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.
Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.
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Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.
I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.
I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.
A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.
"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.
"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.
"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.
Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C
After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C.
The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)
A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys went to sales seminars.
Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.
Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"
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Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.
Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"
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Thursday, September 04, 2008
A Stud, A Chick & A Chrysler 300C
Down in the city lived a chick and a stud, both of whom loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits and
began to sink.
Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get
help!
Off the chick ran, back to the office . Not finding anyone she
spied new custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chick sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the stud was surprised, but happy, to see the
chick arrive on the shiny custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chick tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the 300C,
the chick then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful auto, rescued the super stud!
Happy and proud, the chick drove custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C back to the office,
and the dude was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two lovers was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later,they were playing around the tar pita again, the chick fell into a pit, and soon, she
too, began to sink and cried out to the stud to save her life!
The stud thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chick to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chick got a good grip, and the stud pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When You're Hung Like A Real Stud , you don't need a custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C To Pick Up
Chicks'
together.
One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits and
began to sink.
Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get
help!
Off the chick ran, back to the office . Not finding anyone she
spied new custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chick sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the stud was surprised, but happy, to see the
chick arrive on the shiny custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chick tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the 300C,
the chick then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful auto, rescued the super stud!
Happy and proud, the chick drove custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C back to the office,
and the dude was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two lovers was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later,they were playing around the tar pita again, the chick fell into a pit, and soon, she
too, began to sink and cried out to the stud to save her life!
The stud thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chick to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chick got a good grip, and the stud pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When You're Hung Like A Real Stud , you don't need a custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C To Pick Up
Chicks'
Monday, August 18, 2008
Bride Wants 300C Now !
There are brides and there are Brides. But when this bride heard that there were people were encouraging people to “kill their air conditioner” she flipped and became bridezilla. This bride looks willing to kill if she doesn't get air conditioning in her wedding Chrysler 300C.
That's understandable as after all a Chrysler 300C is the perfect wedding car. I mean I can't even compare it to anything that might even fit the bill. She wants marriage, she wants the Chrysler 300C Now.
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Monday, June 02, 2008
Symptoms of No 300C
Now I'm not a doctor or any authority on anything but I hear that a strange symptomatic 300C-itis can occur, which describes the symptoms of no 300C in the garage, expressed by possibly tingling, numbness or weakness that travels from the low back of the pleasure center through the buttock and down the large sciatic nerve in the back of the leg. The resulting lack of horsepower or acceleration can be devastating. The vast majority of people who experience 300C-itis get better when they buy a 300C or 300C SRT8. In a few days pain relief with the 300C treatment will cure the problem. For others, however, 300C-itis can be severe and debilitating and the only cure is total access to a super stretched Chrysler 300C Limo with lambo doors.
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Sunday, June 01, 2008
300C Artist
Driving a Chrysler 300C in the fall of 2005, the unknown artist moved into his second and final New York studio at 55 Eastly 49th Street, and set about again to create the environment he had learned over the years was most congenial to his modest way of life and most stimulating to his being able to drive his 300C that he had acquired through a grant for "Living in the City". He painted the high walls the same lime-green he used on his 300C and on the automobile seats, tables full of hemi parts and tires he designed and fashioned by cutting meticulous patterned groves in the 20” bald tires. from discarded lemon and lime crates. He acrylic enamel glossed the top of a lime metal stool in the same brilliant lime he applied to the latex sheath he made for the radio-phonograph that spilled forth the sounds of the beloved 300C SRT8 roar of the motors from well-traveled records. Visitors to this last studio seldom saw more than one or two new 300C but found, often to their astonishment, eight large hemi made of colored bits of paper he had tacked and re-tacked to the walls in ever-changing relationships constituted together an environment that, paradoxically and simultaneously, was both kinetic and serene, stimulating and restful., green and red, exciting and boring It was the best space, the artist said, that he had never inhabited. Tragically, he was there for only a few months: he died of pneumonia in February . His 300C were stolen by 2 slimy low life step-brothers, one in wasting away in North Dakota, the other hiding out in Nevada. His children robbed of their inheritance joined a cult.
Sunday, May 25, 2008
08 Dodge Challenger SRT on the Street
I read a review in the Chicago Tribune about the 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 is powered by a 6.1-liter, 425-horsepower Hemi V-8 with 5-speed automatic. It starts out with anecdotes about how people reacted to it when they took it out for a drive. Such as "There was the guy who made a U-turn to give chase--and a thumbs up. Another guy dropped his beer when circling a tree on his riding mower to get a better look. And, finally, the man for whom Challenger was –almost– a religious experience. "
Now I am not saying the following is the truth, in fact I would suggest it is highly improbable and factually non-existent. Such as, they were driving their SRT8 around they were showing the Hemi's 425 horsepower by putting the petal to the metal at each stoplight. They drove the car around doing tireburning donuts at alternate intersections, playing tic-tac-toe with a Chrysler 300C burning in X's , or maybe naked girls waving out the windows getting peoples attention, cops pulling them over and planting drugs so they could confiscate it.
Or maybe people were so impressed by the nostalgic beauty of of it as the end of a era that they just wept.
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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Severance Chrysler 300C
Some words of advice to companies downsizing in this grizzly bear market. When a employee is downsized it is stressful for everyone involved. Not the least is the Chrysler auto detailer for 300C. Not happening over night tension can build up over time especially when not all models of the 300C are available. When employees are downsized or terminated it just makes sense that they are given their choice of color of their Chrysler 300, if they are foreman or office workers they usually get a 300C and middle management a 300C SRT8. Senior management of course will not only receive his and her models but use of a driver for the first year until they find their own chauffeur.
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Saturday, April 05, 2008
Chrysler 300C go Slow
With gas prices rising, gas-saving advice abounds:
You'll need a comfortable auto like a Chrysler 300C if you are going to relax at a slower speed as you move from place to place. Who wants to be clunking along
Driving even slower, say 55 mph in anything else than a chrysler.
In fact, the old national 55 mph speed limit, instituted in 1974, was a response to the period's energy crisis. Remember if you drive the 300C slower than 45 on the highway the money you save on gas will be off set by traffic ticket for driving too slow.
Speed up the 300C, driving 10 miles per hour faster has the advantage of getting you to your destination 50 minutes sooner on a 400 mile trip.
Some more ideas:
Don't carry extra large amounts of money in your big 300C trunk
Combine your shopping trips for new 300C accessories.
Pushing air around actually takes up about 40% of a car's energy at highway speeds. That's why people are always drafting behind the 300C. Bottom line is the fun factor
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You'll need a comfortable auto like a Chrysler 300C if you are going to relax at a slower speed as you move from place to place. Who wants to be clunking along
Driving even slower, say 55 mph in anything else than a chrysler.
In fact, the old national 55 mph speed limit, instituted in 1974, was a response to the period's energy crisis. Remember if you drive the 300C slower than 45 on the highway the money you save on gas will be off set by traffic ticket for driving too slow.
Speed up the 300C, driving 10 miles per hour faster has the advantage of getting you to your destination 50 minutes sooner on a 400 mile trip.
Some more ideas:
Don't carry extra large amounts of money in your big 300C trunk
Combine your shopping trips for new 300C accessories.
Pushing air around actually takes up about 40% of a car's energy at highway speeds. That's why people are always drafting behind the 300C. Bottom line is the fun factor
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Friday, March 28, 2008
Unique Hemi Power machines
The Hemi is a wonderful power source for the 300C and apparently Chrysler had a few more Hemis laying around than bodies back in 2005 . I ran across this unique use for Hemis at gizmag.com. Chrysler had a "What Can You HEMI?" contest. Until the event, the HEMI engine was only found in Chrysler, Jeep or Dodge vehicles. With the power and torque of the 5.7-liter V-8 HEMI engine,
the grill can cook 240 HEMI dogs in three minutes and is covered by more than 330 square feet of steel. The contest involved people sending in concepts for machines that could be powered by a 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine. Five of the best ideas became semi-finalists and Chrysler engineers then built working models of the concept machines. The event was won by a Hemi-powered trike with a custom 4-foot wheel (bottom left image) but some serious machinery filled the placings – such as the Hemi Snowblower (centre) and Hemi paper shredder. Check out the images of all the finalists inside.
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the grill can cook 240 HEMI dogs in three minutes and is covered by more than 330 square feet of steel. The contest involved people sending in concepts for machines that could be powered by a 5.7-liter HEMI V-8 engine. Five of the best ideas became semi-finalists and Chrysler engineers then built working models of the concept machines. The event was won by a Hemi-powered trike with a custom 4-foot wheel (bottom left image) but some serious machinery filled the placings – such as the Hemi Snowblower (centre) and Hemi paper shredder. Check out the images of all the finalists inside.
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Noisy 300C
Now in my experience Chrysler 300C owners as a group are a pretty savy and sharp group. But like any group the range of people in it has a bell curve. For instance this one young fellow brought in his 300C to a mechanic because of a constant clunking sound when going around corners. The mechanics report was thus;" Taking the car out for a test drive, I made a right turn, and a moment later I heard a 'clunk.'I then made a left turn and again heard a 'clunk.' Back at the shop after opening the car's trunk, discovered the problem. Promptly I returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk".
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
I love my 300C Kiss-Kiss
I don't know what this guy, Tarkan - simarik, is singing it must be something like I love my 300C - I want to love you in my 300C kiss-kiss I love my 300C long time. kiss-kiss I love my 300C - I want to love you in my 300C kiss-kiss I love my 300C - I want to love you in my 300C kiss-kiss I love my 300C long time. kiss-kiss I love my 300C - I want to love you in my 300C kiss-kiss. Middle eastern maybe ? Love the drumming though. After a little Googling I was kind of right I found"The first and rare video of the popular song "Simarik" (also known as "Yakalarsam") by turkish pop-maestro Tarkan.
The song is later copied by Holy Valence as "Kiss Kiss" and became a hit worldwide." I still have no idea what he is saying other than, seeing the 300C and him going kiss-kiss.
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The song is later copied by Holy Valence as "Kiss Kiss" and became a hit worldwide." I still have no idea what he is saying other than, seeing the 300C and him going kiss-kiss.
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Saturday, February 09, 2008
How the 300C got on Mars !
This must be the truth it's in a movie, staring the Tork Minnies and it is a believable explanation how the 300C SRT8 got on Mars a few weeks ago. It must of had a the "Diablo Predator" installed, you think ?
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