300C Pirate

A 300c owner who happened to be a pirate, walked into a Chrysler parts shop. The dealer said, "Hey dude, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the 300C pirate guy. "I feel fine..."
dealer: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
300c driver: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

dealer: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
300c driver: "It was in a different battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

dealer: "What about that eye patch?"
300c driver: "Oh, one day I was on deck and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the dealer. "You lost an eye just from bird shit?"

300c driver: "It was my first day with the hook."
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Hero in His 300C

When a man in Houston, Texas driving his 300C came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly stopped his car, jumped out grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, from his Chrysler congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Houston. He was on a road trip across the country in his Chrysler 300C.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Texas Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."
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300c Heaven or Hell

This made be a pretty cool video of heaven & hell and everything inbetween but until I can find the section that has the Chrysler 300c I will not be happy. Will you ?


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300C on A Fishing Boat ?

A rumor my second cousin's kid brother said is, a Chrysler 300c has been towed away by a North Korean off the peninsula's east coast. South Korean Chrysler officials should say " we take this very seriously" as a 300c was hidden on fishing boat . It is thought that the reason the fishing boat may have entered the N>K waters is that the rare event of the 300C GPS was out of order,"
A couple of car dealers who spoke on customary condition of anonymity, told the Un-related Press that South Korea had already asked the North to give back or pay for the 300C and release the boat.
The incident comes as relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's lust for more Chrysler 300 C.
They should not be surprised to learn as I have thought there wasn't very many 300c in South Korea either or in the East.
It is not known how many car polishers were on board the vessel.
The incident comes as even other relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's demand for a undisclosed number of 300C to stop their nuclear and missile program video game development.
The North had not yet responded to the request, he added. The North & East had not yet responded to the request, he muttered. Nor had the North & West had not yet responded to the request,. Could this be true ? I'm jjust asking. I hope it will be resolved soon a I want to go for a nice ride.
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10 Most Dangerous Things to Eat in Your 300C

NO boxing or eating these foods or drink the beverages while driving your 300C.
It's been reported by insurance companies the 10 most dangerous things to eat while driving are
1. Coffee It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
2. Hot soup. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
3. Tacos. Very messy. It can spill. That’s bad
4. Chili. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
5. Soft drinks. It can spill. That’s bad.
6. Hamburgers. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
7. Barbecued food. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad. .
8. Fried chicken Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
9. Jelly Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
10. Chocolate. Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
Not listed are all illegal substances and alcohol types of drinks, after all no one would drive their Chrysler 300C and imbibe anything illegal.

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Chrysler 300C & Credit Cards

I've been hearing rumors that it could be if a person buys accessories for their Chrysler 300C that where they buy it could have a devastating effect on a credit score, a TV News investigation could reveal this if they wanted to.

Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.

I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.

I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.

A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.

"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.

"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.

"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.

Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.
 
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Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C

After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C.
The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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