NO boxing or eating these foods or drink the beverages while driving your 300C.
It's been reported by insurance companies the 10 most dangerous things to eat while driving are
1. Coffee It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
2. Hot soup. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
3. Tacos. Very messy. It can spill. That’s bad
4. Chili. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
5. Soft drinks. It can spill. That’s bad.
6. Hamburgers. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
7. Barbecued food. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad. .
8. Fried chicken Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
9. Jelly Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
10. Chocolate. Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
Not listed are all illegal substances and alcohol types of drinks, after all no one would drive their Chrysler 300C and imbibe anything illegal.
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Chrysler 300C & Credit Cards
I've been hearing rumors that it could be if a person buys accessories for their Chrysler 300C that where they buy it could have a devastating effect on a credit score, a TV News investigation could reveal this if they wanted to.
Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.
I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.
I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.
A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.
"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.
"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.
"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.
Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.
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Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.
I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.
I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.
A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.
"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.
"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.
"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.
Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C
After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C.
The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.
"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."
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Saturday, June 27, 2009
300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)
A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys went to sales seminars.
Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.
Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"
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Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.
Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"
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Friday, June 26, 2009
300C & Captain America
BIG BAM-SPLam the hammer came down.Even if Fiat is the new owner of most of the assets of Chrysler, the company that was given the privilege to build the 300C. What about the 300C ? It said the new company will focus on small cars. Well, if you reduce the 300C, it will look ridiculous.
Besides with Captain America soon to be reborn I think they should come around to right thinking with some of their thoughts on this, you do not agree? As far as I am concerned that Captain America must drive a 300C ! Therefor they must make more of them for him.
Don't believe he is returning ? Watch the skies July 2009.
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Besides with Captain America soon to be reborn I think they should come around to right thinking with some of their thoughts on this, you do not agree? As far as I am concerned that Captain America must drive a 300C ! Therefor they must make more of them for him.
Don't believe he is returning ? Watch the skies July 2009.
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Friday, June 19, 2009
300C Across the Line
A bunch of guys were standing around admiring their Chrysler 300C's.
The discussion got heated as they, gave their views on the future of the world and of their precious 300C. They were also talking about their wives & girlfriends views.
Finally Jack the natural leader drew a line in the dirt, finishing his non-alcoholic drink " I want every man who is henpecked by his wife, to get quit talking about his old Chrysler all the time, to step over a line". The whole group of guys stepped over it, with the exception of Bob.
Jack walked up to Bob looked him in the eye and said, " why didn't you step forward ?"
Bob replied" my wife told me not to". She wants a 300C for herself.
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The discussion got heated as they, gave their views on the future of the world and of their precious 300C. They were also talking about their wives & girlfriends views.
Finally Jack the natural leader drew a line in the dirt, finishing his non-alcoholic drink " I want every man who is henpecked by his wife, to get quit talking about his old Chrysler all the time, to step over a line". The whole group of guys stepped over it, with the exception of Bob.
Jack walked up to Bob looked him in the eye and said, " why didn't you step forward ?"
Bob replied" my wife told me not to". She wants a 300C for herself.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
The Hammer Has Gone Down on Chrysler
BIG BAM the hammer went down. Fiat is the new owner of most of Chrysler's assets, they closed the deal, probably over a eggs & ham breakfast. It's said the new company will focus on smaller vehicles, areas in which Chrysler was weak. Well if the shrink the 300C it will look funny I think. They must correct some of their thinking on this, don't you agree ?
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