Friday, October 30, 2009

TV in Your 300C

Oh ya, this is cool.  I want one of these . You can get one of these in your Chrysler 300C . Cause Chrysler  just announced; that it will be the first automaker to offer in-car mobile TV with a full channel lineup. The new service, FLO TV Auto Entertainment, will bring up to 20 channels for a monthly fee that's low in comparison to existing satellite services.
Chrysler has struck a deal to bring a range of programming—not just kidstuff—into its vehicles with the Mopar mobile TV option. Available beginning in December, the system will include "something for everyone," with up to 20 channels, according to a Chrysler release, including CBS Mobile, NBC 2Go, CNBC, Comedy Central, FOX News, MSNBC, MTV, and Nickelodeon. A sweet addition  to your 300C

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

All Mayor's Should Drive a 300C

This sounds like a good town to be mayor in I do believe. The mayor feels he is saving money by driving a Chrysler300C. via inner-west-courier
STRATHFIELD[Au] Council could see its next mayor whipping around the area in a Porsche.
Last year the mayor couldn’t spend more than $40,000 on a car and former mayor Keith Kwon chose not to take one at all.
Councillors passed an amended policy on expenses last week, overriding last August’s draft policy which set the limit at the luxury car tax threshold of $57,000, or up to $75,000 for fuel-efficient cars, and setting no limit on the cost of the mayoral vehicle.
Strathfield mayor Tony Maroun defended the decision, saying the amended policy was in line with provisions under the Local Government Act and the Department of Local Government’s guidelines.
“It is important to point out that council does not have any luxury cars in its fleet,” he said.
“While the maximum price of the vehicle that can be purchased for the mayor is ... around the $57,000 mark, the Chrysler 300C I use cost $43,000, which is well inside the limit.”
Cr Maroun said his car was part of the council’s overall fleet, and considerations such as the price, running costs and greenhouse emissions were all considered as part of the purchasing decision.
Independent councillor Danny Lim said Cr Maroun should not take up the offer of a car:
“What does he want next? A helicopter?”
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Sunday, October 11, 2009

300C Two Tone

Sitting at the drive-in for their Saturday afternoon meet up two 300C drivers started talking to the new guy with a 2005 300C that had a rather unusual paint job. Now most paint jobs that are two toned split the upper and lower half of the auto. This one split the car in half from the top. One half of the 300C metallic red the other a lite purple. .
My buddy said "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your chrysler red and the other side purple?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Thursday, September 24, 2009

300C Pirate

A 300c owner who happened to be a pirate, walked into a Chrysler parts shop. The dealer said, "Hey dude, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the 300C pirate guy. "I feel fine..."
dealer: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
300c driver: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

dealer: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
300c driver: "It was in a different battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

dealer: "What about that eye patch?"
300c driver: "Oh, one day I was on deck and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the dealer. "You lost an eye just from bird shit?"

300c driver: "It was my first day with the hook."
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Hero in His 300C

When a man in Houston, Texas driving his 300C came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly stopped his car, jumped out grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, from his Chrysler congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Houston. He was on a road trip across the country in his Chrysler 300C.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Texas Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."
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Friday, August 14, 2009

300c Heaven or Hell

This made be a pretty cool video of heaven & hell and everything inbetween but until I can find the section that has the Chrysler 300c I will not be happy. Will you ?


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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

300C on A Fishing Boat ?


A rumor my second cousin's kid brother said is, a Chrysler 300c has been towed away by a North Korean off the peninsula's east coast. South Korean Chrysler officials should say " we take this very seriously" as a 300c was hidden on fishing boat . It is thought that the reason the fishing boat may have entered the N>K waters is that the rare event of the 300C GPS was out of order,"
A couple of car dealers who spoke on customary condition of anonymity, told the Un-related Press that South Korea had already asked the North to give back or pay for the 300C and release the boat.
The incident comes as relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's lust for more Chrysler 300 C.
They should not be surprised to learn as I have thought there wasn't very many 300c in South Korea either or in the East.
It is not known how many car polishers were on board the vessel.
The incident comes as even other relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's demand for a undisclosed number of 300C to stop their nuclear and missile program video game development.
The North had not yet responded to the request, he added. The North & East had not yet responded to the request, he muttered. Nor had the North & West had not yet responded to the request,. Could this be true ? I'm jjust asking. I hope it will be resolved soon a I want to go for a nice ride.
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