Saturday, December 27, 2008

Old Lady 300C Drivers

I have nothing against elderly 300C drivers but I came across these and I couldn't resist. Enjoy

*A police officer stops a old lady in a Chrysler 300C for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' 

 *A old lady pushes her 300C into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.  
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  
She says, 'What's the story?'  
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'  
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?

*There's this old woman out for a drive in her 300C and gets her directions mixed up.. She comes to a river and sees another old woman, she had passed by two men,  on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'  
    The second old woman looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You  ARE on the other side.'

*A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding Chrysler 300C on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly female driver behind the wheel was knitting!  
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'  
    'NO!' the old lady yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' 

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Hugging her Chrysler 300C

Coming out of the bank one windy day, I noticed a old lady standing on the bank corner hugging her Chrysler 300C . I said "pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"

"Yes, I know.' said the lady. 'But I need my hands to hold onto 300C.'
'But madam, he said, ' you must know your derriere is exposed !"

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said. 'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this Chrysler 300C!"

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Obama's old 300C

Remember all the uproar about
President-elect Obama's old 300C has been for sale on EBAY. You can own it! So can anyone else, but with a minimum bid of $100,000. It only had 20 some thousand miles so is still under warranty. But wait supposedly the bid was up to $119,000 and It has been removed from auction according to the Ebay site, as it is no longer available for sale. What does that mean ? Someone got a deal on a Chrysler 300C that's what.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

300C Christmas Carol

Christmas carol for 2008!

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep smiling
I'm telling you why:
The new 300C is coming to town.

There is a Chrysler deal once,
There is a Chrysler deal twice,
Because you've been careful and wise,
The new 300C is coming to town.

You are worthy if you've got a new Chrysler 300C
You are worthy if you've got a older Chrysler 300C
You are worthy if you want your first 300C
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY.

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better keep cash,
I'm telling you why:
The new 300C is coming to town.

New Car Finance products are confusing,
Finance products are so vague,
The banks make you bear the cost of risk,
So keep your 300C goodness sake, OH.

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better keep your cash,
I'm telling you why:
The new 300C is coming to town.

Merry xmas everyone.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Chrysler Australia Retiring the 300C

Oh woe is us, it's starting down under. "Chrysler Australia has announced today that it will no longer be providing the official Safety and Course Car for the V8 Supercar Championship Series. The announcement follows four years of Chrysler Safety Cars leading the pack in the premier Australian motor racing series." more

Saturday, December 06, 2008

The 300C Touring

What Makes 300C Touring Special?
The 300C Touring, is proving Chrysler is proving they are helping to revolutionize full size car performance since the 300C is super edgy, luxurious, and extremely speedy. If you love style and good performance, then Chrysler 300C Touring is definitely for you. If you like dull and boring,just take a bus.
The 300C Touring has an “in your face dazzling rolls Royce effect.” The 300C Touring also stands out a mile away and several various grilles are available for it. A personal choice would be the mess grille though.
With its huge body and manly contours, ya manly contours it is pretty hard to resist the 300C Touring. Even though the 300C Touring has a low end luxury car price tag, it is really more affordable—compared to Mercedes and BMW models—with ten times more the wow factor that you will surely get for your money.