Wednesday, April 30, 2008

There's Water in the Hemi

Two Quickies-
"The 300C won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the hemi."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know where the hemi is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the hemi."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his Chrysler 300C.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Alternative Fuel for Chrysler 300C

With all the interest in alternate fuels. I wondered if the Chrysler 300C could use some of them. I have heard about using methane gas as a fuel and remembering that the first methane digester was built in 1859, at a leper colony in India no 300C back then so who cares. Use of the these machines is a small, but established practice in Europe apparently. Farmers have been long known for their creativity and have developed or in this case some are using methane digesters. The machine mines methane, or natural gas, from rotting manure which grows in cows, and feed the gas directly into 300C gas tanks. I wondered if a miniature version could be used directly on the 300C. If a Chrysler limo was used there would be more room for the cow to poop. Other animals could be used for this as well. I wonder if they could be considered free range as they would be driven around a lot in style making them the pride of the farmyard.

Apparently in Wisconsin, using a 300C SRT8 using a home version have partnered with Old Yankee-based Environmental Power Corp. To use the gas from Ole & Swen's 875 cows to produce about 775 kilowatts of electricity, enough for about 600 homes, according to EpicPowerControl. Left over energy is used to fuel a whole flock of 300C SRT8.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Avoiding 300C Tickets

The most important thing to remember about turnpikes is that it's all about turning. Below you will find fantastic directions to the EM Region 300C access area ramps maintained by the WRMNC&B. You will be able to get where you are going by following this word map as it lists the Chrysler 300C owner accessible turnpike access. You will need a reality name, country of departure, any important user notes about accessories you may want to pick up for your Chrysler if you stop. In addition, it is important to remember it is important there is a limit on the number of important automobiles that can have accessibility to the important access area. If there is a symbol in the access area, this means that the important 300C SRT8 access area is considered fully accessible due to the designated user parking access, paved roadways leading to the on ramps, and barrier free roads that are accessible have worked best in the past .
Driving your Chrysler 300C following the fully accessible green turnpike from I-420 take exit123 and travel North on NC321 for 0.34856 miles. Then take N13579E exit for 111.0 miles. Turn left on N13579N for 7.0 miles. Another turn left on GTA4 Church Road for 0.0404 miles. Turn hard left on Free Wildlife Access Area Road for 0.2 miles and area 54 is on the left. Using the 54 ramp access the I-747 after taking exit 36 onto NCC 150 west across Lake Woman. Turner's syndrome has been right onto Sherrills Chrysler Road Then right onto SR 1833 continue for 4.1011 kilometers The 300C access ramp is on the left and there you are safe and sound no tickets on the turnpike.

300C on Eastern Turnpikes

Do you believe this ?
A eastern Turnpike Authority has turned into the nation’s longest speed trap as state troopers in their Chrysler 300s , are gunning for harried 300C commuters and writing tickets at a rate of an additional 4,000 a year, to pay for their new comfortable and fast 300C. a newspaper could have said 722 more speeding citations than last year were issued during the first two months of 2008, a nearly 12 percent increase over the same period last year. The total amount raised from the stepped-up speeding enforcement is unclear, but a Turnpike budget plan projected an additional $1.2 million to buy more 300C from tickets this year. The authority has been struggling to close a budget gap of about $30 million they spent on cars last year. The rumor is they will get the consumer discount on the Chrysler 300 if they can close the gap deal. In addition to the increased ticketing, the gold Turnpike Authority brass hiked tolls along the highway in January, increasing the cost for Chrysler 300C at some toll booths by 25 cents, to $1.25. One-way tolls going out of the city in the summer tunnels rose 50 cents, to $3.50. The idea being that only the state police and Turnpike Authority spokesman declined to comment. I think this can be a truism.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

300C in 21st Century

During the first part, of the 1st decade, of the 21st century, a strange condition overcame the adults & children of the North American United States. A Strange unique shaped automobile wrapped around inside their heads and a strange language developed, with such phrases as ...Blast off in your 300C dude !.. You're full of Chrysler juice!!... Cool your hemi !!... out for that 300C SRT8 stretched Limousine !!!!!" Was this a strange illness that gripped the children & adults or a prelude to an invasion of 300Cs across the land ? In a way it was both and neither. A new necessity had entered millions of American homes-- STYLE. This new sensation ushered in hero's from space who were the protectors of the universe, knights in shining Dura-steel with smoking atomic blasters, and would be replacing the old standby of the early automobile... the non-hemi. More and More............

Friday, April 25, 2008

300C Auction Excitment

A NEAR RIOT, THE Fainting of several bidders on the beautiful 300C, the call of the police reserves drove quickly to the event in their black Chrysler 300s. The arrest of two pickpockets by undercover women police detectives , added jest to the usually calm and prosaic annual public action of custom 300C SRTs and other sporting equipment seized by the state game & fish department and the Corrections Corporation of America, the private company that runs Fernando's jail, which uses Xbox 360 & old hacked video games the Project Gotham Racing Two: Dodge Magnum Edition" and "Project Gotham Racing Two: Chrysler 300 Edition" at it's Lettice County Correctional Facility in California as well as the Ralph Marion Lee Adjustment Center in Kentucky, said spokesman Owen Buba Wesh.
"It improves the quality of life for the offenders, and it also is a good management tool," said Owen, whose wife bought him an 300C with Xbox 360 installed so they could blow off stress.
Some governors objected to the 300C always winning or not being in some of the games. others such as Hitman: Contracts, Mortal Kombat, Grand Theft Auto and Extermination. In Fernando, the approved games are all rated "Teen" or "Preteen" to keep out any that might encourage criminal behavior. As we all know the Chrysler 300 is the automobile of the righteous.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Space Academy's Chrysler 300C

The leaders of the space academy leaving for a mission, prefer to use the Chrysler 300C SRT8 because they are faster than the 300C limos they were using. Seriously This is not a good example of a pseudo scandal that are called air balloons (luftballon--what a good Hungarian word). It is quite apt: you poke a hole in the balloon and only air comes out of it. Thin air. Nothing tangible. Just like all politics. The latest pseudo scandal is that the opposition driving Dodge Magnums is warming up an old story that had already turned out to be a "luftballon" once. They claim, through the National Security Office using rented 300C, are spying on non-politicians. Government operatives using the Hollywood 300C Limo listen in on their telephone conversations, drink wine, usually two bottles then have their drivers follow them, the whole works is after Chrysler. This kind of accusation failed once. After months of investigation it turned out to be a "luftballon." To this day it is not clear whether I am to be hospitalized with or with out my 300C medallion or maybe I was misinformed . My opponents think the latter; a standard refrain is "sure, that man never lies, just think of the surveillance story."

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

19 Red Chrysler 300C

This monster bridge connects Paris and Spain. Would you be scared to drive across this bridge? It could be unnerving but if you look real close, My mind tells me I see 19 red Chrysler 300C driving together on a trip to the Eiffel Tower, which I believe this bridge is taller than the Eiffel Tower. In fact it is 787 feet high and it is 1102 feet across, making this the highest bridge in the world. I see them driving fast, as much as I trust engineers to do the right thing and the contractors not to "fudge" on materials having a fast automobile such as a 300C would make me feel more comfortable. I would be pretty cool to have a meet up of 300C, going through Europe this way.

Monday, April 21, 2008

300C Parking Grid

Residents who live in restricted parking grids may be entitled to on-street parking permits. If they drive a Chrysler 300C.
Residents are not entitled to a permit if their residence has no parking gridsavailable for two or more 300C.
However if the residence can accommodate one 300C they may be entitled to one permit or if it has no spaces at all they be entitled to two permits. Or if they have 2 300C that are the same color then they may have three parking spots.
Each case is judged on the coolness of the modifications to the 300C and the number of beautiful women who live at the address is also taken in to consideration. Residents who live in restricted blue light parking areas can buy on-street visitors' vouchers for people who are visiting them and have blue as part of their auto color.
These enable visitors to park for longer than the maximum permitted time of the restriction.
People who use the Council's300C SRT8 car park can apply for an annual car park season ticket and in many cases there are waiting lists.
Parking waivers - on-street
Residents who are having building work carried out may apply for a parking waiver for their contractor to park in some restricted areas.
Waivers allow parking in bays and on single yellow lines but may not cover other types of restriction.
Parking waivers are available for certain Chrysler 300C car parks to enable work to be undertaken to adjoining properties and for other special circumstances. Another option of course is to fly, but who wants that kind of pain when you can drive. For details or to apply, contact the Council's Parking and Amenity Team.

300C at Alice in Dairyland

A good meet up would be to drive your 300C to Sheboyban County, Wisconsin as they are hosting the 61st that is right, the 61st "Alice in Dairyland" finals. No word if the Chrysler 300C will be used as the official automobile for the event. Last year's Alice was a real beauty an she deserved one.

I really think that after 60 years of having a Alice in Dairyland she should be given a white 300C and if she lives more than twenty miles from the Wisconsin Milk Marketing Board, she should get the use of a 300C SRT8 to use on her travels. Don't you think ?

Sunday, April 20, 2008

About 300C Market Dominance

People dreaming of a Chrysler 300C and are Turned Off by Why all of the automotive Industry doesn't embrace the Chrysler 300C, it should obvious to all the 300C is what companies are struggling to keep pace with. In a report, a small town writer predicts doom and gloom for non Chrysler 300C makers. Warning that their demise could come much sooner than anyone thinks. While this may be a unpopular view, I'm not buying it. There are some significant signs that the traditional auto industry is starting to wake up and smell the Web 2.0 coffee. We all know there are fewer and fewer auto makers.

Every day, I hear a new report about how mainstream players bought another 300C. Including a growing number of local and regional and national people. In many papers all kinds of 300s are for sale are and some making timely moves to buy 300C. Interactive services for the 300C SRT8 social networking platforms retain their audiences and attract new viewers.

There are recent signs that survival tactics are in play. Places have a new initiative aimed at injecting a Web 2.0 political twist to the presidential elections. I think after people found out one candidate had a 300C his popularity soared.
In fact, even prominent Web 2.0 services Digg, and mainstream publishers like The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, The Boston Globe, and many others, even web editors. None of them paying any attention to what Torvald says. There are some articles that include a chart showing an impressive array of colors a 300C can be painted in. We're bound to see additional adjustments to embracing the 300C social Web. Although it's taking some time for old school players to catch up, I wouldn't count them out.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Severance Chrysler 300C

Some words of advice to companies downsizing in this grizzly bear market. When a employee is downsized it is stressful for everyone involved. Not the least is the Chrysler auto detailer for 300C. Not happening over night tension can build up over time especially when not all models of the 300C are available. When employees are downsized or terminated it just makes sense that they are given their choice of color of their Chrysler 300, if they are foreman or office workers they usually get a 300C and middle management a 300C SRT8. Senior management of course will not only receive his and her models but use of a driver for the first year until they find their own chauffeur.


Friday, April 18, 2008

Nite in the 300C SRT8 #2

Oh my goodness ! I forgot read the first part of the 300C Story.... As I kept driving my 300C SRT8 into the evening I noticed the orange sky seemed to come down and turn into a yellowish fog. Creeping toward the meaty Chrysler as it roared down the curvy road. It didn't seem to it was surrounding the 300C. Other than driving harder around the dark curvy road there was nothing else to do.
In a dark corner of my mind I remembered girl who lost her 300C in a gambling debt that's the way the road of life is. After losing it she broke and withdrew from the world around her. Cindy figured that with all the new slayers that her fight was over, and she had no need to keep living. But she was wrong. Across the country was a Chrysler 300C limo waiting for a 21 year old man-boy, who was ready to throw in the towel. Only by fate would these two meet. Only by fate, would that meeting save them both from driving down the dark road of self destruction without their favorite auto the famous Chrysler 300C SRT8 Hollywood limo, this one decked out with rosewood. I was shaken back to another reality as my tired eyes looked over the night eating hood of the SRT8. The ground was turning liquid.......


Thursday, April 17, 2008

Meeting the 300C Designer

It must have been like a dream come true for the young student Dean Bakker to meet his design hero,Ralph Gilles. Bakker, a new Eagle Scout says "I really like the 300. I mean, I like all of his designs, but the 300 really stands out to me as an iconic kind of look... it's different than anything else. I really love the design of it" . He was referring to Ralph Gilles designer of the Chrysler 300C and a fellow CCS alumi about all things automotive design. Dean is a freshmen design student at Detroit's College for Creative Studies, Bakker wanted to speak with Chrysler's Ralph Gilles and was granted his wish. Later he talked to Chrysler's Jordan Graham after his meeting with Gilles to collect his thoughts on this once-in-a-lifetime encounter.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Nite in the 300C SRT8

Driving alone in my 300C SRT8, in a lonely windswept land, the red sky looking like it's on fire, you can see it seems, forever. Off in the distance lies a house so haunted no one wishes to enter—except disbelievers. I hate places like that so I punched the 300C roaring into the nite. Now If I were you, I would push the back button and forget I told you this. But the telling must come because such things have to be told.
In the north part of the country is a land, It is not rocky but harsh in its treeless prairie, no trees will grow there and few people live there. It is far away from life as we know it. There is very little transportation,I saw a few Chrysler 300 cars in the few driveways there were, a few radio stations and certainly no newspaper stands . A place where driving the 300C SRT8 is a necessity just to get through it.
There are few towns nearby, but they are small and undeveloped. After all, there is nothing to develop them into..... More of the 300C story


Monday, April 14, 2008

The 300C & Pregnancy

To show how loved the Chrysler 300C is, I heard about a pregnancy class where the instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly,and how much easier it is to breath in the Chrysler 300C, along with informing the men how quiet and comfortable that a Chrysler 300C is for driving their woman around and that supper quick trip to the delivery room.
Then she reminded the women "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room got quiet.
Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"After driving her around in our new 2008 300C, would it be alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


Intergalactic 300C

I can't tell if this is a 300C Obi-Wan Kenobi is negotiating on with the used car salesman but if not it should be. If it is maybe that would explain the reason for the high prices on the two 2007 Chrysler 300C on my Quarter Million $ Chrysler 300C post. They had been modified for intergalactic travel ? I don't know it's hard to tell these days what with all the hybrids coming out. I would think a 300C would be the perfect mode of transportation to Aldershot or anywhere else..


Sunday, April 13, 2008

2 - Quarter Million $ Chrysler 300C

I was perusing the web this morning looking for a interesting 300C and stopped at and noticed this. There must be something really special about these two 300C to ask almost $1/4 million dollars for them. But I realize the American dollar has taken a nose dive and inflation is on the move, but I am having a hard time with the prices on these Chrysler 300C's as much as I love them it just seems a bit high. Of course I could be wrong also. After all the 300C does have a good resale value.


Friday, April 11, 2008

Varon's "Black Widow" Chrysler 300C

There is always something cool going on in the Chrysler world. A two-time WWE Women's Championship title holder, Varon has transformed her 2006 Chrysler 300C into the "Black Widow", With the help of builder Todd Wilt, Victoria hooked up her car with a Xenon body kit, Lambo doors, multiple flat screen televisions and DVD players (you can watch up to four Disney movies at once :-), 24-inch Incubus rims, an EZ Street Air Suspension and hand-painted Black Widow Customs graphics on and under the hood, to name a few features. Varon and her customized ride were voted by the public as the winners of the Chrysler "Spin It Your Way" contest and apparently Ralph Giles choice also.
Customization has turned into a side business for Varon. She's planning on launching her own custom car shop in Louisville, Ky. called Black Widow Customs.
Even if you're not a wrestling fan, you'll get a chance to see Varon's "Black Widow" 300C at the Los Angeles Auto Show this coming November. As the winner of the "Spin It Your Way" contest, Varon wins a round-trip to Los Angeles for the show, and her customized car will be on display there. Now that is PR


Thursday, April 10, 2008

Diapers in a Chrysler 300C

Here's the deal, would you rather have to change the baby's diapers in a Chrysler 300C or some small compact little cramped car like automobile ? It is well known that babies prefer their diapers changed on the nice leather seats of the 300C. There is more room to move ,they can and do easily move to the carpet is nice and soft when you decide to move down to the floor. Just one of those things to consider.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

300C Taxi Accident

A passenger in a Chrysler 300C taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the 300, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a 300C taxi, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years. Tags:

Saturday, April 05, 2008

California Dream 300C License:

California Dreaming:
It's 1:45 p.m. on a Wednesday in April and a Chrysler 300C is driving west on the 91 Express Lanes, for free, for the 470th time.
The electronic transponder on the dashboard – used to bill tollway users – is inactive. The Chrysler's owners, airport traffic officer Ruddie Singular and his wife,Henretta, have never had a toll road account, officials say.
300C car is registered as part of a state program which hides their home address on Department of Motor Vehicles records. The agency that operates the tollway does not have legal access to their address.
Chrysler 300C is one of 996,716 Chryslers registered to motorists who are affiliated with 1,800 state and local agencies and who are allowed to shield their addresses under the Confidential Records Program.

The Reality:
Friday, April 4, 2008By JENNIFER MUIR
Comments 91 | Recommend 52

It's 1:45 p.m. on a Wednesday in February and a Toyota Camry is driving west on the 91 Express Lanes, for free, for the 470th time.

The electronic transponder on the dashboard – used to bill tollway users – is inactive. The Camry's owners, airport traffic officer Rudolph Duplessis and his wife, Loretta, have never had a toll road account, officials say.

They've never received a violation notice in the mail, either. Their car is registered as part of a state program which hides their home address on Department of Motor Vehicles records. The agency that operates the tollway does not have legal access to their address.
Their Toyota is one of 996,716 vehicles registered to motorists who are affiliated with 1,800 state and local agencies and who are allowed to shield their addresses under the Confidential Records Program.

An Orange County Register investigation has found that the program, designed 30 years ago to protect police from criminals, has been expanded to cover hundreds of thousands of public employees – from police dispatchers to museum guards – who face little threat from the public. Their spouses and children can get the plates, too.


Chrysler 300C go Slow

With gas prices rising, gas-saving advice abounds:
You'll need a comfortable auto like a Chrysler 300C if you are going to relax at a slower speed as you move from place to place. Who wants to be clunking along
Driving even slower, say 55 mph in anything else than a chrysler.
In fact, the old national 55 mph speed limit, instituted in 1974, was a response to the period's energy crisis. Remember if you drive the 300C slower than 45 on the highway the money you save on gas will be off set by traffic ticket for driving too slow.
Speed up the 300C, driving 10 miles per hour faster has the advantage of getting you to your destination 50 minutes sooner on a 400 mile trip.
Some more ideas:
Don't carry extra large amounts of money in your big 300C trunk
Combine your shopping trips for new 300C accessories.
Pushing air around actually takes up about 40% of a car's energy at highway speeds. That's why people are always drafting behind the 300C. Bottom line is the fun factor

Thursday, April 03, 2008

North Dakota Courts Chrysler 300C

North Dakota, Chrysler 300C owners and other motorists could receive millions in refunds from illegally imposed traffic fines from cities. following North Dakota Supreme Court decision to forbid cities setting traffic ticket fines higher that set down in state law. Several cities including Dickinson and Fargo had filled local coffers by inflating the amount of revenue generated from traffic tickets claiming "home rule" authority. If you have ever been to North Dakota 1. you need something like a 300C to get to the south 40 [sections that is] or to get from one town to another. No matter where you are it's a long ways to somewhere else.

300C Jokes

A couple of quickies today:

After the worst of all things a 300C was rear ended and after the dust settled one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.'
Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?'

Confucious says:
Man who drives 300C like hell bound to get there.
Drive Chrysler 300C way too fast don't have to worry about cholesterol.
You never really learn to swear until you drive your 300C in California


Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Chrysler 300 Pentastar or Cerberus

A Autoblog reader created this photoshopped homage to Chrysler Corp.'s new owner called the 300 Cerberus Edition. In honor of Cerberus CEO Stephen Feinberg. Cerberus of course was the mythological three-headed dog that guards the gates of Hell. I think it is pretty cool. Probably have a problem getting stolen though. The Chrysler 300 has earned an intimidating reputation, being used as transportation for the Mafia and Secret Service alike in the movies and on television. As well as hip-hop stars and even some grandmas.
The Cerberus hood ornament is more terrifying than the Pentastar?


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

2009 Chrysler 300 C Hollywood Edition

I just can't help it. I love the Chrysler 300 C Hollywood. The video on you tube calls it the "2009 Chrysler 300 C Hollywood Edition" does that mean they are going to make this car ? Valerie doesn't say. I was trying to listen carefully to her beautiful voice while I tried to visualize what she looked like.