Saturday, October 25, 2008

Proposition 300C

A friendly reminder to Vote yes on Proposition 300C. With elections coming up look closely at the long recycled paper ballots as many states may not have it and be sure you vote Yes on the 300C rule changes as if it were there. The question has been brought forth as to whether Is it a coincidence the 2008 SEMA Show starting November 4 at the Las Vegas Convention Center-voting day. Is this a ploy to distract the stock,modified and custom Chrysler 300C there inside and outside the event. There are rumors of already introduced series of aftermarket super chargers for the Chrysler 300C has even said that the 2009 model will highlight a blower to increase power,on top of what is already out there. Will there be polling places near by ? I don't know. If Proposition 300C passes, there will be designated roads for 300C throughout the country. Bless you all.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Smart Use of a 300C

I these tough economic times I would like a creative businessman like this to run my company, wouldn't you ?
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his silver Chrysler 300C to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.

"Well, then, here are the keys to my 300C ," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $15.40 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Chrysler 300C in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $15.40?"
I liked this story so much I thought it was worth repeating.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Uplifting 300C

There is so much stuff out there right now that is bringing you down. If you have a Chrysler 300C that in itself makes you feel good that you have it. Tasks as simple as polishing the 300C can make one feel good especially when finished. Everyone has their own taste in cars but in America a car is still much more than a point A to B body mover. Collectors of fine automobiles will definitely add a few 300C to their list of must have cars. It remains to hold a unique place in the minds of people around the world. That's what I think.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

300C Causes Remembering at Orange County Auto Show

Just a glimpse here of the Orange County Auto Show at couple of Santini custom 300C.

The black & white one looks just like the one my friend Ole used on his honeymoon. A funny guy Ole, he told me this story about his honymoon.
It seems Ole, was in his shop in northern Minnesota,working on the exhaust on his 300C when the jack slipped, the handle snapping back and he took a lightning-quick
hit right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could
manage, he took himself to the doctor
He said 'How bad is it Doc? . . . I'm going on my honeymoon next veek
and my finance, Lena, is still a virgin - in every vay' ya know what I mean ?

 The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willy in a splint to
let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week.'He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together . . quite an impressive work of art.

 Ole mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on their
honeymoon out west in his custom 300C. That night in the motel room, Lena rips open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched boohoos. She said, 'You're
the first vun. No vun has EVER seen deez.'

Ole immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at dis, ..still in

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Drifting 300C Riyadh

There's nothing like rap music and 300C drifting on public streets in Riyadh. Actually the rap was pretty good. Now I'd get arrested over here for doing that, the drivers must know the judge. People who walk must not last long, do you think ?


Sunday, October 05, 2008

1957 300C stamp

The post office came out with a stamp of a 1957 300C which is cool. All though i as a American citizen can't show it to you. because I am not a news organization. We must control our images. As we know when a government or semi-government office takes something "extremely seriously" watch out. They said we can't show their image. O.K. So go to the post office and buy a 1957 300C stamp Here is my drawing of what the stamp looks like. It's pretty close I think.

Friday, October 03, 2008

300C & Coastal Highway Surprise

A man was riding along in his Chrysler 300C along the coastal highway, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, The Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The man pulled the 300C over and said, WOW and after thinking a moment 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The 300C owner thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know  how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?