Friday, May 30, 2008

Where a Chrysler 300C Driver is From

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: 300C limo New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: black 300C all dark tinted windows Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: 300C SRT8 Boston
With gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: 300 rental Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: 300C low rider custom
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: two tone green 300C: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 90mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: silver 300C custom convertible:Texas female
Shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: lowed rear with moonshine load :West Virginia male.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: white 300 :Florida "seasoned citizen" driver.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Mysterious 300C Photo Revealed on Mars

By now you all have seen this photo taken by the Phoenix on landing. It's true depection has been misinterpeted by mission control and here for the first time by using a special lens filter created by Pete el Tool. We can see, even with difficulty that in this sectionally enlarged photo that the light spot seen in the original photo is really a 300C buried partially face down in the Martian soil. I thought this was weird and could not be possible. A 300C stuck in the ground ?
Then I remembered on earth, In 1974 the experiment to communicate with Mars by planting 10 Cadillacs in the ground and oriented toward space and Mars. Could it be the Martians, some hundreds or thousands of years ago started planting the 300C in the ground to communicate with earth ? Did they implant deep in Ralph Giles brain the desire to create the perfection of design of the 300C ? The question is unanswered, another reason to support the exploration of Mars.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Only Drive A 300c in British Columbia

Driving in British Columbia for any one other than someone driving a Chrysler 300C, just got more serious. Watching this video, you will learn that the cameras are able to read the license plate number , run it through a computer to find out if used in a robbery, was stolen, or missing current papers. It's hard if not impossible for the viewer to read the fine print at the end of the video, where I alone can interpret the carved hydrographics and read that the device will not work on Chrysler 300C or other variations of the 300. The reason of course is, the computers are blinded by the brilliance of Ralph Giles design of the 300C. Also it has something to do with the ultrasonic acoustic wave patterns set up by the powerful hemi engine, that do not allow the cameras a steady enough read on the plates if it can see it at all. Watching the video may cause more people to buy 300C or SRT8, as they mention this device will be used in all of North America. Soon they will identify all great and small irregularities.


Monday, May 26, 2008

300C Spotted by Phoenix on Mars

After nearly 10 months speeding across 422 million miles (679 million km), the Phoenix spacecraft just landed yesterday. After plunging into the Martian atmosphere to land near the north pole of Mars. They are proud of their accomplishment as they should be for a fantastic job. But Deborah Bass, Phoenix's deputy principal investigator at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena, California said "The feeling around here is that we are cautiously optimistic." What you did not hear from them was the strange initial photograph that showed what appears to be two 300C racing off in the distance. Here it is smuggled out from the secret mission control Pasadena, California, as you can see the scientists looking with wonder at the 300C

Last year, remember NASA'S Mars Exploration Rover Spirit had captured a westward view from atop a low plateau where Spirit spent the closing months of 2007. It seemed to be a photo of a Martian getting into a Chrysler 300C

In this photo the 300C are even clearer, so there can't be any more argument about intelligent life on Mars. I don't believe the whole project was just a drylab do you ? The question remains did the Martians import the 300C or did they do reverse engineering and create their own version? Time will tell.


Sunday, May 25, 2008

08 Dodge Challenger SRT on the Street

I read a review in the Chicago Tribune about the 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 is powered by a 6.1-liter, 425-horsepower Hemi V-8 with 5-speed automatic. It starts out with anecdotes about how people reacted to it when they took it out for a drive. Such as "There was the guy who made a U-turn to give chase--and a thumbs up. Another guy dropped his beer when circling a tree on his riding mower to get a better look. And, finally, the man for whom Challenger was –almost– a religious experience. "
Now I am not saying the following is the truth, in fact I would suggest it is highly improbable and factually non-existent. Such as, they were driving their SRT8 around they were showing the Hemi's 425 horsepower by putting the petal to the metal at each stoplight. They drove the car around doing tireburning donuts at alternate intersections, playing tic-tac-toe with a Chrysler 300C burning in X's , or maybe naked girls waving out the windows getting peoples attention, cops pulling them over and planting drugs so they could confiscate it.
Or maybe people were so impressed by the nostalgic beauty of of it as the end of a era that they just wept.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Grandma's 300 to a 300C

A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma in her 2005 Chrysler 300 to visit his grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grandpa's room.

'Grandpa, Grandpa,' he says excitedly, 'as soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!'

'What?' said his grandpa.

'Make a noise like a frog because grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're going
to Disneyland in her new 2008 Chrysler 300C !!!


Friday, May 23, 2008

Love in a 300C

Grandpa had just brought home the new 2008 300C, he and Grandma had gone for a ride, finally pulling up by their beach house and watched the beautiful sunset and reminisced about "the good old days". Grandma turned to Grandpa and said, "Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to just casually reach over and take my hand?" Grandpa looked over at her, smiled and obligingly turned the idling hemi off.
With a wry little smile, Grandma pressed a little farther, "Honey, do you remember how after we were engaged, you'd sometimes lean over and suddenly kiss me on the cheek?" Grandpa leaned slowly toward Grandma and gave her a lingering kiss on her wrinkled cheek.

Growing bolder still, Grandma said, "Honey, do you remember how, after we were first married, you'd kind of nibble on my ear?" Grandpa slowly opened the door to the Chrysler 300C and headed toward the house. Alarmed, Grandma said, "Honey, where are you going?"

Grandpa replied, "To get my teeth!"


Thursday, May 22, 2008

Save $ On 300C Vacation

I'm convinced, when I take my 300C on vacation and since I live in the 48, I will save money driving the Chrysler here instead of going to Hawaii, the most expensive state to vacation in, by far, costing two adults an average of $793 a day for food and lodging alone, according to a AAA survey released this week.The auto club's recommended daily budget for visitors to the Aloha State is triple the national average. That's just food & lodging, so by not eating or sleeping I'll have a extra $793 to use on the 300C. If I go on a week long vacation I will save $5,551 and if I use my whole 2 week vacation I will save $11,102. Almost enough to buy a set of Pimpstar rims for $15,595


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

10 Points of 300C Safely Gone Plan

God forbid the scientists are correct.

A detailed a 'Big One' Scenario For LA today- The "Big One," as earthquake scientists imagine it, unzips California's mighty San Andreas Fault north of the Mexican border.
This is depressing
1. Get in your 300C SRT8 and go east
2. Drive efficiently-means punch the gas petal down on the Chrysler
3. Forget fuel economy
4. Do not observe the speed limit
5. Removal of self and family from LA area increases rapidly at speeds above 60 mph
6. Each 5 mph you drive the 300C over 60 mph will get you out of town faster.
7. Avoid Excessive Idling, Idling gets 0 miles per gallon don't idle the 300C go.
7. Using cruise control on the highway allows you to have lunch while driving
9. Speeding up and slowing down wastes gas, so just speed up the hemi.
10. You may need to add wings on the 300C


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Road Trip 300C Supreme

Coast to coast people find the same fast food outlets at every interchange. If it's 7-Eleven you want, you might as well stay home. Fantasize with me for a little on your next road trip really embrace being "out there" pull in at a Chrysler 300C stop instead of a truck stop. They used to cater exclusively to professional long-haul truck drivers, but since 2005 , they welcome Chrysler 300C and all other Chrysler vehicles, also. (Perhaps you've noticed that they are now often called "travel plazas" and "stopping centers.") They're bigger, too. A few years ago, most Chrysler stops could accommodate only a handful of vehicles. These days, many facilities can fuel and service hundreds of 300C SRT8-and feed their drivers and passengers.
Nearly all major 300C stops also offer travel conveniences like ATMs, high-speed Internet access, self-serve laundry facilities, hemi washes, repair shops, fueling stations .

One good reason to stop at a Chrysler stop is the price of fuel, which is often lower at 300C plazas than in the rest of the surrounding area. One of the best-managed chains, Flying SRT8, provides fuel prices online for each of its locations nationwide. Prices are updated daily, and the company prides itself on providing the most accurate fueling expense data on the Web.

I love to walk the aisles and marvel at the array of merchandise on the shelves. Some of the automotive tools may look familiar, but few stores offer the following items all within 20 feet of each other: an audio tape on New Age mediation, a Browning knife, a Garmin fish finder, an aromatherapy reed diffuser, a genuine wood-grain noise-canceling CB mike, a Joan of Arc VHS tape, a 250-channel preprogrammed police scanner, a die-cast collectible fuel tanker, a metal detector, the complete "Seinfeld" series on DVD, a rocking chair, a deep-fat fryer, an excellent selection of women's watches, cameras, the world's largest assortment of beef jerky and other salty snacks, a DISH satellite "finder meter," a cordless drill, a 12-volt ionizer and air purifier, several styles of small refrigerators, coffee makers, mugs, T-shirts, flashlights, electric blankets.
There's education and entertainment to be had at Chrysler stops, too -- starting with the drivers themselves. I always try to say hello and strike up a conversation with professional drivers. For people who have chosen such a road warrior life, an amazing number of them are garrulous and extremely well-versed on the news of the day. Most have satellite TVs and listen to talk radio as they drive, and they're often eager for face-to-face conversation after a long day in the saddle.
The showers … After a long day of driving, especially if you're on a "speed run", a shower is often a higher priority than a bed. This is especially true if your destination is the arms of your true love, or -- perhaps even more challenging -- the dinner table of your true love's parents. You really don't have time to check into the hotel, so what do you do? One option is to turn in at a budget motel, but $35 to $55 seems steep for a hot shower. Then you notice a billboard: 300C Stop Next Exit. And you wonder, "Do they have showers? If they do, are they only for 300C drivers?"
No, they're not. While 300C SRT8 drivers receive special discounts at the showers, most 300C stops welcome other motorists, too. At some any driver who purchases at least 50 gallons of fuel gets a coupon for a free shower. Don't meet the fuel requirement? No problem. You can have a shower for just $9 to $12 -- a fee that includes a freshly laundered towel, wash cloth, bathmat and soap. (There may also be a $5 towel deposit, but you get that back if you turn the towel back in.) While most travel centers' showers are kept clean and are sanitized regularly, I do recommend wearing flip-flops in the shower.
So, the next time you hit the road, consider taking a break with the four-wheelers. Whether you're in search of gas, snacks, a shower, a roll of duct tape or an entertaining conversation, a 300C stop might just be the perfect solution to what you need.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

300C Trip 48 States

300C Car trip? Budget $244 a day
Drive the 300C Dude!
According to the 2008 edition of AAA's Annual Vacation Costs Survey, the recommended travel budget for two adults traveling together in North America is $244 per day for lodging and meals. Plus one large pop and candy bar making it $246.78. I think all of you should get in your 300C and make a trip around all 48 states. The map shows you the path.

Drive the 300C Dude!
"Vacation spending depends on personal preferences and means," said Michael Petrone, director, AAA Tourism Information Development. "While you can expect higher lodging rates in metropolitan areas and during peak travel seasons, travelers can save by making advance reservations and taking advantage of discounts."
Drive the 300C Dude!
As profound as the statement that "Vacation spending depends on personal preferences and means" really means how many credit cards do you still have access to ?
Drive the 300C Dude!
Sure you can spend all your money on hotels in downtown urban areas, but wouldn't you rather be in the big old hemi 300C cruising down the highways and byways seeing the sights ? Avoid those high lodging rates. If you don't have someone to help with the driving, stop at the nearest truck stop for some of those little pills that keep you awake.
Drive the 300C Dude!
According to the AAA survey the average cost for lodging in North America is $164 per night, double occupancy. For two adults traveling and dining together, AAA travel experts recommend budgeting $80 a day for meals, not including tips or beverages.
Drive the 300C Dude!
Now about that diet, don't spend so much money on burgers & fries, for beverages that's another "spending depends on personal preferences and means"
Don't Stop Drive the 300C Dude

Thursday, May 15, 2008

300C and DOT

Official Blog of-Department of Transportation’s blog:Secretary Peters is called "Welcome To The Fastlane"
It's hard not to notice she rides a Harley, which is cool for fast lanes but not befitting of her office, she should have a Chrysler 300C for fastlanes. I mean my goodness even though she is going against the administrations neutrality on the gas tax holiday by welcoming the debate while sitting on her Harley. She will be able to be dressed more appropriately as a ride warrior if she had a 300C or better yet a 300C Hollywood limo much more appropriate for Washington D C social functions ------------------

She may feel "As the primary federal funding mechanism for our national highway system, the gas tax is increasingly outdated, inefficient, and unpopular."

I agree that taxing 300C is unpopular. Now, however, we have exciting new ways of taking statements completely out of context, financing mechanisms that are supplementing the gas tax while simultaneously reducing congestion. Funnel the money from elsewhere. Through the broad deployment of high-speed, open road tolling technologies coupled with hundreds of billions of dollars of private sector capital we will have the roads our 300C deserve.
It is time for our country to embrace a far more efficient, clean, and technology-based approach to charging for road use. In other words anyone who does not have a Chrysler 300C. This new approach will dramatically improve the quality and performance of our transportation systems. It will also give businesses and families the type of predictable and reliable and comfort service levels to which they have become accustomed when making phone calls, running the sink, going potty or turning on the lights. We will add to Washington’s ability to use our transportation network as its own personal—and political—sandbox. The increased use of 300C efficiency of our system would also manipulate our impact on the environment, and cut emissions caused by endless tie-ups and traffic jams. Ideas have such broad-based, impacts for our economy, our budget and our environment, and I am thrilled ideas are now part of our national discussion. You know there hasn't been any ideas for years and years on improving the roads and space for our wonderful 300C.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

300C and The Killer Salamanders

Hambleden, England, has a tunnel under a road for its toads' mating season, Amherst, New York has a tunnel under a road for its Salamanders mating season. Are salamanders very special animals or do they just cause accidents. The Chrysler solution is a 300C with big powertrain in a all wheel drive system that will be featured on large LX-platform vehicles, including 300, Charger and Challenger. All LX cars, with the exception of the Challenger, can be had with all wheel drive; it's a conventional AWD system with a fixed power distribution which results in a disproportionate thirst. This can be a serious issue driving across the plain states as quickly as you can and then hit a patch of sex crazy salamanders crossing the road and making it slippery because they must remain moist at all times to breath through their naked skin.
Chrysler's new solution to the salamander problem is one that sees the front axle being disconnected for the majority of the driving time, providing fuel economy and performance equal to standard RWD cars. When salamanders are detected, as when the 300C starts loosing traction on a salamander filled road. A electric motor that works in conjunction with the transfer case brings power and traction to the front wheels. Up to 38-percent of twist can be sent up front with virtually no penalty to be paid at the pumps.
In spring is when they surface to march from one side of the road to the other on stubby little legs to vernal pools to reproduce and If weather conditions are just right, and most years they are, thousands can surface at once and head for the pool, potentially causing accidents. sometimes following one another nose-to-tail like elephants in a circus.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Sad 300C Theft Because of Goofy Laws

You turn the key and the Hemi rumbles to life, reminding you that you've got 340 horses under the hood and they're ready to play. The Chrysler 300C is a car that won't leave you hanging as you step on the pedal, its eight cylinders roar on command and get you up to speed and onto the freeway with authority. The five-speed automatic kicks down quickly when you put the power down and works seamlessly otherwise. Oh ya, a beautiful morning, short ride to the body shop for a little detailing on the "Queen".
Drop it off at the Southfield Chrysler Plymouth Body Shop in Detroit , Michigan on 8 Mile (remember the movie ?) and Telegraph roads.

A hour later come back to pick up the 300C "Queen" the clerk says , "oh dude your car is gone", someone stole it while it was waiting in line for repair, said Quin MacGlashan, the manager of the Southfield Chrysler Plymouth Body Shop. MacGlashan said fire laws require body shops to keep the keys with the car at all times. It was a hot Saturday afternoon and the shop left the Hemi-driven Chrysler 300C SRT8 doors open. MacGlashan said he would never have imagined what happened next. The 300C has disappeared- You are down, bummed, then you remember Michigan is a no-fault Insurance state- bad dream-bad dream- must be a bad dream- no a reality in Detroit a couple of days ago posted on

Sunday, May 11, 2008

New 300C SRT8 Marketing Ideas

You take 6 brand new Chrysler 300C, of different flavors . Start them out in different parts of the country. Each 300C driven by a couple , one a old married couple,young professionals, etc like road warriors, have them crisscross the country, rack up thousands of miles in their Chrysler 300C. Visit as many states as they can in a year and pay them pay for doing it. They being trained and licensed chauffeurs they would give people rides to where they were going. It would kind of be like the most famous mobile marketing vehicles ever created, the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It's mission was to promote Oscar Mayer products, Their Hotdoggers spread cheer as they went around the country in their Wienermobile. Just like the roadwarriors in the Chrysler 300C SRT8 will spread much cheer

Give a 300C on Mothers Day

Want a really happy Mother's Day . Don't forget to give the keys to your wife or significant other to a new Chrysler 300C .

Friday, May 09, 2008

300C SRT8 Ghost Highway

Bad things can happen to good people. I was told this story by the owner of a 300C SRT8 who had just driven across the desert. He drove the SRT8 down old 95 down to 50 then across to Carson City heading west. Carson City is famous for ghost sightings, and when his car's engine just died . He had heard of ghost stories about this area so he was a little anxious and a little jumpy. he got out of the car to see where he could ask for help but there were no cars or houses in sight,being on the out skirts of the city. Suddenly an old lady appeared from behind a cactus near the highway. She walked towards him he immediately began to sweat and his heart began to race because the lady looked creepy and was almost gliding towards him, as if she was suspended in mid-air. the guy tried to start the engine of the 300C SRT8 it had always started,never being a problem before. The wrinkled old woman was almost completely bent over. Gasping for air, she wheezed out that she knew why his Chrysler 300C SRT8 just suddenly died. She said that there are malevolent forces and barely squeaked out the names of Toyeta, Dailmer, Ferd and Chely that didn't want him to pass that highway. The only way that he could proceed was by the protection of the book the old woman held in her trembling hands. The malevolent forces will not harm him or the 300C SRT8 in anyway if he had the book with him. Especially if left alone in the deserted highway overnight, she said that she would accept $100 for the book. He gave a $100 to the wrinkled old old disheveled woman. She gave him the book which was very old, dog-eared and with leaves falling off the spine. As she disappeared she croaked out over and over that he should NEVER, NEVER, NEVER turn the last page, or else... the guy now completely petrified, jumped in the Chrysler 300C SRT8 with the book and the car started with just one turn of the key. He rammed the gas petal and the powerful Hemi came to life and soon he was cruising the highway as fast as the Hemi could go. He checked into nearest motel as he pulled into Minden. Relaxing watching NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series and the All-Star Circuit of Champions, he caught sight of the book the old woman sold him. As he thumbed through nearing the end of the book he suddenly remembered the stern warning by the old woman, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER turn the last page or else. The guy turned the last page with sweat all over his body, his hands shaking badly. then he saw on the very last page NADA and Edmunds prices may not be valid.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

21st Century 300C Game

Hey this sounds like a fun early 21st Century game you can do on a 300C road trip, so when you are on the road using the Bigfoot seeing the country. Search for the oldest gas station you can find. To fill up that sweet 300C ride of yours and your buds 300C Srt8. The reason being back in the 20 th Century our leaders could not envision gas being over $4 a gallon+ a gallon. Some older pumps aren't capable of charging more. I can understand that a pre-digital age and all. Angel's Repair and Towing on Chrysler Island, Washington, has such a pump. They are so old I hear they wash the windows of the 300C with a smile

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Journey in Chrysler 300C Part II

Part II
Pools of Chrysler 300C light shine on a two-lane highway,
heading west in a sea of sand, tumbleweed and mountains of stone.
Our road with wheat and corn was lined;
O'er rapid acceleration of the 300C over hill and dales;
Our winding course we drive beneath a starlit sky.
Mother Nature’s daughter remains unspoiled, unused,
untapped, naked in her thirst and virgin in desire.
Particles of light danced between the 300C headlights their eyes,
painting pictures till Columbia's stream we had in view;
It seemed only an avenue-
Through which at last we hoped to gain,
The Promised Land, of California the long sought plain .
Soon down the stream with speed we flew,
With full spread SRT8 throttle and joyful crew;
At length we reached our journey's end;
Our days in California to spend;
With fertile soil and genial clime;
God grant that we redeem our time.
Henceforth let us contented be;
With what we learn from what we see,
If more I learn perhaps I'll tell;
But for the present fare you well California


Monday, May 05, 2008

Journey in Chrysler 300C

Account of the Journey in a Chrysler 300C from Detroit County Illinois to Dub County California, via the California Trail, in Prose,

By HamChes Millerlite.

Part I
When in my native land I dwelt,
With friends for whom my Interest in the 300C felt;
I burst through ties that bind the strong,
And turned my 300C towards California.

'Twas thus I left my native garage-
Through a wild eastern urban land to drive;
And as my hemi moved quicky on,
My thoughts flew swift to California

And when we crossed the last state line,
Of well outfitted men we numbered nine;
Numbers of hemis increased the way along-
With young and old 9 Chryslers strong.

Whose snow white 300C all in a row,
With rims and paint jobs made quite a show-
Much like swans, a flock of geese with a stretched Hollywood 300C limo in the lead:

Pleasant roads make joyful crew,
Who fancied pleasures always through;
We ate, and drank, and polished our 300C and 300C SRT8,
Slept sound all night, and moved all day-

The Buffalo in the plains states looked with surprise-
Whose frightened herds outstripped our eyes-
The Antelope stamped as we gazed;
At such strange site all stood amazed.

Our pimped out Dub wheels moved majestically round-
Where sedge and sands so much abound.
The beetle and old Volkswagen reigns-
Sole inhabitants of the sandy plains.
to be continued...........

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Possibility of Multiple 300C Universes

This is serious stuff. Is our universe of the Chrysler 300C no more than a speck of cosmic dust amid an infinite number of parallel worlds? hardly.
The possibility of multiple 300C universes has intrigued long hard-nosed physicists, manly mathematicians and cosmetologists.
As to proving a 300C SRT8 universe exists, many serious scientists say you-betcha, but high scientists say there are parallel dimensions where variations on the 300C are more than figments of eggheaded imagination. The multiverse is no longer just any model, it is a consequence of our Aurora models," explained a scientist, who recently published an song for CCERN defending the concept of the 300C. There are several competing and overlapping theories about parallel universes, but the most basic is based on the simple, idea that if the universe is infinite then logically everything that could possibly occur has happened or will happen. Duh- The existence of such a doppleganger "does not even assume speculative modern physics, merely that space is infinite and rather uniformly filled with matter as indicated by recent astronomical observations," Teddy concluded in a study of parallel universes published by Bear University. Another type of multiverse arises with the theory of chaotic inflation, which tells us that in all these parallel worlds 300C are duplicating so rapidly -- stretching further and further in to space that they are in reach if one could travel at the speed of light.
Things get even stranger when one brings the often counter-intuitive laws of quantum physics into the picture, quantum theory predicts that a single classical reality should gradually split into separate but simultaneously existing realms of Chrysler 300C.
The worlds are not spatially separated, but exist as kinds of 'parallel' universes." like a pair of 300C SRT8 racing down a drag strip.
There are many phenomena -- black holes, curved space, the slowing of time at high speeds, even a round and rotating Earth, viagra -- that were once rejected as scientific heresy before being proven through experimentation, even if some remain beyond the grasp of observation.

Friday, May 02, 2008

10,000 300C SRT8 in Moscow ?

UEFA Champions League final in Moscow on 21 May
The biggest sporting event in Russia since the 1980 Olympics. The problem; to how to get 50,000 football fans in and out of the city quickly, safely and reasonably cheaply. Moscow City Councilman Mr Sorokin expects more than 90% of the English fans coming to Moscow to do so as a day trip. In fact they insist on it.

So how does the Chrysler 300C fit in you ask? Well I think the solution to their problem would be to acquire, in a way only Russians can, 10,000 300C SRT8, The reason for the high end 300C is that the British fans will love the 300C it will be faster moving them from airplane to stadium bar and back. The longer they stay in Moscow the more vodka they would drink and that would piss off the Russians and start unfriendly comments to each other. Not good.
They would fly in from the UK in the morning, be met by a fleet of more than 10,000 300C SRT8 at their designated airports, and taken directly to the Luzhniki sports complex . Once there, they will find restaurants, bars, and entertainment of all sorts. "It will be a festival of sports".

Once the festival of sports is over, the fans will be loaded into their 300C SRT8 and be taken straight back to the airports. Problem Solved.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Methane Producing Cow Dies-not from a Converted 300C

My goodness I just read in the Madison Wisconsin "Capital Times" about a cow being run over twice the same night. I hope it wasn't a methane converted 300C, where a cow had fallen off after a really good poop. I had just written about the thought of using cow methane for fueling a Chrysler 300C . Anyway the cow was run over by two different allegedly drunk drivers, who I am sure were not driving Chrysler 300C. One person said she was just trying to help a guy who was staggering down the highway after he had hit a cow in the middle of the road. Then she hit the cow while distracted by his airbags. Then she tried to help by calling 911 and Instead of thanking her they arrested her on a drunken driving charge after hitting that same cow, which by the way did not survive. There sould be a special on hamburger this week in that area. There was no word if the cow had been drinking also, it was in Wisconsin after all.