Thursday, December 31, 2009

300C one of the best vehicles of the decade

Scott Burgess from the Detroit News had a article  of  'The best and worst vehicles of the decade'
for me the highlight was when he correctly said one of the BEST ! was:
""The Chrysler 300: This car still looks great on the road. That big front end and long hood, the high belt line, the powerful engine are details that prove how classics are always classics. When the 300 arrived in 2005, it proved that rear-wheel drive vehicles can still appeal to the masses. The 300C, with its 5.7-liter Hemi V-8, was the home run Chrysler needed at the time. Now, it needs another hit, but even bigger."
I couldn't agree more.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Chrysler 300C SRT Mountain Test

Motortrend magazine has just put together a brief list list of some of the best year-end bargains, and one stands out head and shoulders above the rest.  Can you guess which one ?  That;s right  the Chrysler 300C SRT
Watch Roman Mica take a Chrysler 300C SRT out for a test drive on the wintery mountain roads of  Denver , Colorado.

Friday, October 30, 2009

TV in Your 300C

Oh ya, this is cool.  I want one of these . You can get one of these in your Chrysler 300C . Cause Chrysler  just announced; that it will be the first automaker to offer in-car mobile TV with a full channel lineup. The new service, FLO TV Auto Entertainment, will bring up to 20 channels for a monthly fee that's low in comparison to existing satellite services.
Chrysler has struck a deal to bring a range of programming—not just kidstuff—into its vehicles with the Mopar mobile TV option. Available beginning in December, the system will include "something for everyone," with up to 20 channels, according to a Chrysler release, including CBS Mobile, NBC 2Go, CNBC, Comedy Central, FOX News, MSNBC, MTV, and Nickelodeon. A sweet addition  to your 300C


Thursday, October 29, 2009

All Mayor's Should Drive a 300C

This sounds like a good town to be mayor in I do believe. The mayor feels he is saving money by driving a Chrysler300C. via inner-west-courier
STRATHFIELD[Au] Council could see its next mayor whipping around the area in a Porsche.
Last year the mayor couldn’t spend more than $40,000 on a car and former mayor Keith Kwon chose not to take one at all.
Councillors passed an amended policy on expenses last week, overriding last August’s draft policy which set the limit at the luxury car tax threshold of $57,000, or up to $75,000 for fuel-efficient cars, and setting no limit on the cost of the mayoral vehicle.
Strathfield mayor Tony Maroun defended the decision, saying the amended policy was in line with provisions under the Local Government Act and the Department of Local Government’s guidelines.
“It is important to point out that council does not have any luxury cars in its fleet,” he said.
“While the maximum price of the vehicle that can be purchased for the mayor is ... around the $57,000 mark, the Chrysler 300C I use cost $43,000, which is well inside the limit.”
Cr Maroun said his car was part of the council’s overall fleet, and considerations such as the price, running costs and greenhouse emissions were all considered as part of the purchasing decision.
Independent councillor Danny Lim said Cr Maroun should not take up the offer of a car:
“What does he want next? A helicopter?”

Sunday, October 11, 2009

300C Two Tone

Sitting at the drive-in for their Saturday afternoon meet up two 300C drivers started talking to the new guy with a 2005 300C that had a rather unusual paint job. Now most paint jobs that are two toned split the upper and lower half of the auto. This one split the car in half from the top. One half of the 300C metallic red the other a lite purple. .
My buddy said "Hey," asked one, "why did you paint one side of your chrysler red and the other side purple?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Thursday, September 24, 2009

300C Pirate

A 300c owner who happened to be a pirate, walked into a Chrysler parts shop. The dealer said, "Hey dude, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the 300C pirate guy. "I feel fine..."
dealer: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
300c driver: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

dealer: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"
300c driver: "It was in a different battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

dealer: "What about that eye patch?"
300c driver: "Oh, one day I was on deck and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the dealer. "You lost an eye just from bird shit?"

300c driver: "It was my first day with the hook."

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Hero in His 300C

When a man in Houston, Texas driving his 300C came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly stopped his car, jumped out grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, from his Chrysler congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Houston. He was on a road trip across the country in his Chrysler 300C.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Texas Man Saves Child by Killing Dog."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."

Friday, August 14, 2009

300c Heaven or Hell

This made be a pretty cool video of heaven & hell and everything inbetween but until I can find the section that has the Chrysler 300c I will not be happy. Will you ?


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

300C on A Fishing Boat ?

A rumor my second cousin's kid brother said is, a Chrysler 300c has been towed away by a North Korean off the peninsula's east coast. South Korean Chrysler officials should say " we take this very seriously" as a 300c was hidden on fishing boat . It is thought that the reason the fishing boat may have entered the N>K waters is that the rare event of the 300C GPS was out of order,"
A couple of car dealers who spoke on customary condition of anonymity, told the Un-related Press that South Korea had already asked the North to give back or pay for the 300C and release the boat.
The incident comes as relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's lust for more Chrysler 300 C.
They should not be surprised to learn as I have thought there wasn't very many 300c in South Korea either or in the East.
It is not known how many car polishers were on board the vessel.
The incident comes as even other relations between the rival North and South states are tense over the North's demand for a undisclosed number of 300C to stop their nuclear and missile program video game development.
The North had not yet responded to the request, he added. The North & East had not yet responded to the request, he muttered. Nor had the North & West had not yet responded to the request,. Could this be true ? I'm jjust asking. I hope it will be resolved soon a I want to go for a nice ride.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

10 Most Dangerous Things to Eat in Your 300C

NO boxing or eating these foods or drink the beverages while driving your 300C.
It's been reported by insurance companies the 10 most dangerous things to eat while driving are
1. Coffee It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
2. Hot soup. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
3. Tacos. Very messy. It can spill. That’s bad
4. Chili. It’s hot. It can spill. That’s bad.
5. Soft drinks. It can spill. That’s bad.
6. Hamburgers. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
7. Barbecued food. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad. .
8. Fried chicken Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
9. Jelly Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
10. Chocolate. Very messy. Makes steering difficult. That’s bad.
Not listed are all illegal substances and alcohol types of drinks, after all no one would drive their Chrysler 300C and imbibe anything illegal.


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Chrysler 300C & Credit Cards

I've been hearing rumors that it could be if a person buys accessories for their Chrysler 300C that where they buy it could have a devastating effect on a credit score, a TV News investigation could reveal this if they wanted to.

Investigations could find credit companies may be looking at where a cardholder is shopping and determine an interest rate from there. What that means is you must buy high quality items for the 300C.

I don't care if it's It's Wacky Wednesday, which means all, parts, chrome and furniture is half price at the local 300C accessories store. Only buy your stuff at high quality stores.

I hear rumors that every time a customer pays for 300c parts in a thrift store or consignment shop or other discount store with a credit card, the credit card company may know about it, and some will use the information to punish the cardholder for buying cheap 300C stuff.

A government 300C probe could reveal some credit card companies may have been tracking purchases in bargain stores to determine if customers may be in financial trouble and pose a credit risk. It sometimes happens if one overbuys in one month.

"I think that's ridiculous. I mean we're all just being conservative about our spending, and I'm being conservative in the sense that I like to buy beautiful brand new 300C parts.
A great deal on mufflers don't sit well with a pretty lady when she learned her credit card purchase could hurt her credit score.

"I should be able to buy whatever 300C parts I want whenever I want, and nobody should track that. Nobody should track that but my husband and I," she said in a sexy voice.

"Cash certainly is one way to get around having the eye of the creditor looking over your shoulder all the time," A Consumer Credit Counseling Service spokesman said.

Smart dudes will try to use cash for bargain shopping to keep the bank off their back.
Many companies could change their payroll policies to accommodate employees so they can get their pay in cash.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Granddaughter's New Chrysler 300C

After winning the lottery the grand mother bought her granddaughter a nice new Chrysler 300C, rose colored to match her 2007 rose 300C.
The teenage granddaughter so excited she decided to take her boyfriend out for a ride. She came downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes driving off in the beautiful new car.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over to see her new 300C and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."

Saturday, June 27, 2009

300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)

A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys went to sales seminars.

Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.

Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"


Friday, June 26, 2009

300C & Captain America

BIG BAM-SPLam the hammer came down.Even if Fiat is the new owner of most of the assets of Chrysler, the company that was given the privilege to build the 300C. What about the 300C ? It said the new company will focus on small cars. Well, if you reduce the 300C, it will look ridiculous.
Besides with Captain America soon to be reborn I think they should come around to right thinking with some of their thoughts on this, you do not agree? As far as I am concerned that Captain America must drive a 300C ! Therefor they must make more of them for him.
Don't believe he is returning ? Watch the skies July 2009.


Friday, June 19, 2009

300C Across the Line

A bunch of guys were standing around admiring their Chrysler 300C's.
The discussion got heated as they, gave their views on the future of the world and of their precious 300C. They were also talking about their wives & girlfriends views.
Finally Jack the natural leader drew a line in the dirt, finishing his non-alcoholic drink " I want every man who is henpecked by his wife, to get quit talking about his old Chrysler all the time, to step over a line". The whole group of guys stepped over it, with the exception of Bob.
Jack walked up to Bob looked him in the eye and said, " why didn't you step forward ?"
Bob replied" my wife told me not to". She wants a 300C for herself.


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Hammer Has Gone Down on Chrysler

BIG BAM the hammer went down. Fiat is the new owner of most of Chrysler's assets, they closed the deal, probably over a eggs & ham breakfast. It's said the new company will focus on smaller vehicles, areas in which Chrysler was weak. Well if the shrink the 300C it will look funny I think. They must correct some of their thinking on this, don't you agree ?

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Chrysler Sale Back On !!

What a roller coaster ride. The Supreme Court, Tuesday evening declined to hear a challenge to the Chrysler bankruptcy settlement, clearing the way for the sale of Chrysler’s key assets to a group led by Fiat as soon as Wednesday morning. via


Monday, June 08, 2009

Sale of Chrysler On Hold

Hang on to your passports, the US Supreme Court is delaying the sale of Chrysler to the Fiat group. However, three Indiana state pension and construction funds say no way and pursued halting of the sale.
Fiat would control 20% of Chrysler, while 68% would be owned by a union trust, and the two governments would share 12%.
However, the pension funds, which hold about $42m (£26.3m) of Chrysler's $6.9bn in secured loans, are opposed to the sale. via all the news

Saturday, May 30, 2009

300C via Italy ?

From yahoo news, A bankruptcy judge said Friday that he will rule by Monday on whether Chrysler LLC can go forward with its plan sell most of the company to a group headed by Italy's Fiat and take a big step toward its goal of a speedy exit from Chapter 11.
and for those of us that speak Italian

Un giudice fallimentare ha detto che egli Venerdì regola da Lunedi se Chrysler LLC può andare avanti con il suo piano di vendere gran parte della società ad un gruppo guidato da Italia della Fiat e fa un importante passo verso l'obiettivo di una rapida uscita dal capitolo 11.

I wold expect that the Chrysler 300C will become more popular than ever.


Monday, May 25, 2009

1939 Word's Fair Chrysler 3D Movie

I came across this clip of the 1939 World's Fair and thought this was cool so enjoy.
Ya I know it's not a Chrysler 300C. The idea was not even a little sparkle in the eye back then. But may have been in someone's dreams.


Friday, May 15, 2009

Fewer 300C Opportunities

My God it gets worse every day, since yesterday the number of fewer 300C opportunities has risen to 1,100. In the sense that there will be fewer dealers out there to sell you a used 300C.
via ( -- General Motors notified 1,100 of its 6,000 dealerships Friday that it is terminating their contracts with the struggling automaker, the first step in an even deeper 40% cut in its retail network.

GM spokeswoman Susan Garontakos said that the dealers receiving notice Friday are being told that their contracts will not be renewed in October 2010. Many of them are expected to close shop this year.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

789 Fewer Places to Buy a 300C

via ( -- Chrysler LLC will close down 789 dealerships, or roughly 25% of the current number, according to a plan filed in bankruptcy court Thursday.

Chrysler had a total of 3,181 authorized dealers in operation at the time of its April 30 bankruptcy court filing, according to court filings. Just over half of that number accounted for more than 90% of Chrysler sales, according to the filing.

The dealers being shut down represent 14% of Chrysler's total sales, the carmaker said.
Damm new it was coming but.........


Monday, May 11, 2009

Chrysler 300C Group

“EVERYONE here looks great!” is the kind of comment you hear often. At a place where outfits seem chosen to match their 300C automobiles. Even though there were cloudy skies and the fabrics tended toward the waterproof, and anything with buttons counts as formalwear. There was a good sized crowd. Those words seemed unbelievable , Yet those were exactly the words that burst from a woman who drove past me one night on the boulevard Lounge, a street store in the upscale hill district on the west end where friends would meet. And by golly she was right, the group of Chrysler 300C gathered that first Thursday in April — the first Thursday of each month has an evening of art-gallery openings and shopping parties . The group would take their lady friends — all startlingly attractive and with all of the autos lined up functional but chic. One woman, sitting in her Chrysler , wore a black bob and a silvery, thigh-length, probably impermeable trench coat. Fleece abounded, but was form-fitting. Quiksilver’s hard-to-find Limited Collection hung on the racks next to clothes by local label, whose jackets, polos and shorts lie on the sporty end of the fashion spectrum — or is that the fashionable end of the sporty spectrum? For one thing the 300C were both fashionable and at the sporty end of the spectrum.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Keepin the 300C

My wife and I left the party in our 300C. All was well until she suggested we get a new car. All hell broke loose at that point. There was no way I was going to give up my beautiful 300C. As the argument got more heated. She really was building up a storm getting louder. After a few choice words from me, she shouted " stop the car and let me out !"
I gladly pulled over to the curb. She unlocked her door and got out. But then looked around and got back in, saying. "Take me to a better neighborhood."
That broke us both up and the argument too.......
We still have the Chrysler 300C


Sunday, April 26, 2009

Best Deal on a 300C Ever !

Hey Now ! Don't you think this the best deal on a Chrysler 300C you could ever get ! What with the economy in the dumps you still need dreams and a positive attitude. Want that 300C ? When even renting one is out of the question or maybe you need a second or third one. Hand them out to employees in lue of cash bonuses, even. All you have to do to get yourself a new 300C is click on image for the larger version, down load the image and cut carefully. You could crank up your photoshop and personalize your model.


Saturday, April 25, 2009

Need a 300C Fix ?

The Chrysler 300 was a proud and prestigious car during the 1950s, in 2005 it has returned as the Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan.

The Chrysler 300 returns and is by far "the best returning-to-glory car." With its distinctive styling, roomy interiors and powerful performance capabilities, it has become a popular choice for buyers in the larges sedan segment. The 2008 Chrysler 300C luxury sedan is no doubt an impressive vehicle. It has a powerful 6.1 HEMI engine, full navigation, moon roof, and a 322 watt 13 speaker "kicker" stereo system. To top that off, the 2008 Chrysler 300C luxury sedan is Forbes Autos' highest quality car in the near-luxury segment; topping other cars such as the Audi A4, BMW 3 series, Lexus IS, Cadillac CTS, and the Mercedes-Benz C Class. Several automobile authorities have also considered the Chrysler 300C's total quality index to be remarkably high.

Need a lift in your day ? Sometimes just the fix you need to Improve your day is a Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan, enjoy the Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan without even buying it, rent one of these exotic, luxury classic cars at your upscale local auto rentals.

If you are renting the Chrysler 300C Luxury Sedan in say someplace like Las Vegas. Nothing can top that. Las Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world. It is internationally renowned for its major resorts, gambling, casinos, shopping, and entertainment. Add them all up and you have every reason to say yes to your desires, to go renting the Chrysler 300C and have a vacation at Las Vegas. Now isn't that cool ?


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rationale For A New 300C

I am thinking maybe I should buy a new 2009 Chrysler 300C.
What, why you say, how do you justify that in todays economy ?
I respond by saying I was told yesterday by a "financial expert" that I should not try to dump my money in to the saving account.
He said " Remember, even if you have the highest interest saving account, you are still at loss if you invest your tax money in such an account. The rate of inflation does not match with the rate of interest that most banks offer. In other words, the buying power of dollar is decreasing at a faster rate than the saving account interest rates. Let's say if you had a $100 today, at an APY of 4% , and where can you get that high a interest rate ? even, you would have $104 at the end of one year.
What you could buy with your $100 today would cost you $106 at the end of the year. Therefore you lose $2 rather than earned $4 as interest.

Ah ha- it only makes sense then to get out there and get that 300C as you are
1) saving money
2)helping the economy
3) making you feel good
4) Think of it as a investment in the future

so be happy on April 15th :)


Saturday, April 11, 2009

Chrysler 300C SRT8 Review of Review

Roman Mica of takes a Chrysler 300C SRT8 out for a spin in the mountain roads around Denver ,Colorado.

What starts out as a negative review of the interior of the 300C. I can't smell it from the photo but this interior looks neat to me. Maybe it's the new car smell.
"The smell of cheap plastics filled my brain with bad memories of my friend's Chrysler GLH in collage, and the hap hazardous fit and feel of the interior immediately made me frown."
He must have quickly been bewitched by the the testosterone thumping power of the 300C SRT8's motor and surprised apparently by the handling ability and ends up suggesting you buy one

"So my suggestion is get your Chrysler 300C SRT8 while you still can, and if you can overlook the economy class interior, you'll have a very fun car to drive for the next forty years."

Must think it's a pretty good auto if one expects it to be in good drivable shape in 40 years.
Roman's visual review, enhanced by the roar of the 300C SRT8 as it roars through the mountainous canyons of Colorado.


Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Peekaboo with Chrysler 300

Today Chrysler vice chairman Jim Press Jeep Grand Cherokee press conference. Apparently played peekabo this morning as he gave the assembled journalists a sneak peak at the interior of the forthcoming Chrysler 300. via Autoblog for more info

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Gettin Old with My 300C

Here's something to think about

 I recently picked a new mechanic.  After a visit with exhaustive computer tests, he said my Chrysler 300c was doing 'fairly well' for it's age. (It was a 2005 with many ,many miles.)   
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think it will be good for a few more years?' After all I'm not getting any younger myself.

 He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 

 'Oh no,' I replied.  'I'm not doing drugs, either!' 

 Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 

 I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 

 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, washing the 300C or bicycling ?' 

 No, I don't,' I said. 

 He asked, 'Do you drive the Chrysler real fast, gamble, read or have a lot of sex?' 

 'No,' I said. 

He looked at me and said,...  'Then, why do you even give a shit?


Sunday, March 29, 2009

Chrysler 300C on a Mountain Road

A UCLA professor was conducting a class in decision-making. In his first drill, he picked a student from Texas.

"Now son,"he said" I want you to tell me the decision you'd make in this situation. You're driving a beautiful Chrysler 300C on a mountain road, checking out the corners at 75 miles an hour.

Just as you get close to a oncoming truck, two cars pull out from behind him to pass. You hit the brakes and your brakes , go out ( I know unthinkable in a 300C but just pretend that it happened). On your right side a five-hundred foot cliff; on your left side is a 1,00 foot precipice. Now, son you have 3 seconds. What would you do ?"
Well," the boy drawled, I reckon I'd wake up Billy Bob,".
"Billy Bob!" the professor exclaimed. "Who's Billy Bob?" "Why would he have anything to do with this decision?"
"Billy Bob is my friend, sir, You see he's from a small town and I'd like to wake him up 'cause he ain't never seen a accident like this before.

Monday, March 23, 2009

300C Heavenly Rewards

One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a older Chrysler 300. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Challenger SRT8.
Then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a brand new, pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"


Saturday, March 07, 2009

300C Lady Catcher at Any Age

Harold is 95, he has a pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Every night after dinner, he would drive over to the Senior Citizen Home. He found ita great way to meet women.

Lately he had met Mildred, they drove around a while in the 300C and then parked on lovers lane. They begin to chat and before they knew it there was a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and
asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" 

She asks, "What?" 
 "Sex!!" he replies. 
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" 
 "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it  for a while." 
 "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. 

They agree to meet secretly each night he would drive over to the home in his Chrysler 300C.
They would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. 
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place, she was missing the 300C ride the most.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he didn't have a accident with the 300C and he was O.K. also.
She asked about him,and found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's 
 Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I  don't have?" 

 Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's." 


Thursday, February 26, 2009

Could The 300C Replace Carriages ?

According to, Rome is putting a ban on horse-drawn carriages because of pressure from animal rights activists. Now, I want to know if that just proves my point that someone should have been pushing years ago and that they should be using a Chrysler 300C to pick up tourists and drive them around Rome. I mean which do you prefer looking at the smelly butt of a old horse, or sitting in the luxury of the rear seat of a 300C. Snuggling up to your honey If you are lucky one of the 300C limos might be available. I'm sure if anyone asked the carriage drivers " Hay you want a Chrysler 300C to drive these tourists around" I would think they would say " you betcha bub" so there you go and that's a thought.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

300C Academy Thoughts

Sure I could have watched all of the awards and heard over and over. A thank you very much for the ability to buy a 300C. Some could have said " Wow. Alright, this is very amazing. It's a great honour for me to have this. I want to and I have to speak as fast here, man as the 300C and for being crazy enough to think that I could drive that beautiful automobile.

Oh, no. Happy birthday, man. I have an agent who is the spitting image of this 300C. Really truly the same shape headlites and, it has to be said, the trunk. And I'm giving this to him because there's no way I would be in America without driving a Chrysler 300C, if it wasn't for him.

Some people think Ralph Gilles walks on water, it's entirely official as far as I'm concerned, and others on the line that helped the incredible producers.

Other important missthought, you know, the seriousness and the dedication, seeing you climb into that Chrysler 300C front seat in a rubber bat suit, the one with the nipples, every morning, on the set, off the set, hanging upside-down at lunch, rain no rain, viagra no viagra, you rock, 300C.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.


Saturday, February 14, 2009

Are 300C's in the Stimulus Bill ?

Never having asked the question of anyone I can't say that according to the office of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, the question was even asked.
With that being said, in a list of some of the highlights of the new economic stimulus legislation.Not once did I read anything about the 300C.

I just don't understand why not. They put in ENERGY What has more energy than a 300C I ask ?

•Should have been $30 billion for advanced battery technology, and energy efficiency measures, that could have been used for new Chrysler 300C batteries.

• Should have been $20 billion in tax incentives for renewable rear tires that have been smoked off and energy efficiency in the stereo system over the next 10 years.

•Should have been A three-year extension of the production tax credit for electricity derived from wind produced by a high speed after all a300C can provide a lot of wind when it goes flying by.

• Should have been Grants of up to 30% of the cost of building a new renewable energy facility to build new 300C.

• Should have been Tax credits for families that purchase Chrysler 300C vehicles of up to $7,500. Depending on the extras.

• Should have been renewable bonds for state and local governments that buy 300Cs.

• Should have been $5 billion to improve the energy efficiency of more than 1 million garages.

• Should have been $29 billion for modernizing roads and bridges. States must obligate at least half of the funding within 120 days.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Early 300C Appreciation

It has recently been proven that our closest ancestors may well have been able to speak as well as us but never owned a Chrysler 300C. While Neanderthals lived side by side with modern humans in Europe for many thousands of years, it has been speculated that we may have inherited some of the same tastes in automobiles.
But my friend the Professor has found no evidence of ownership of a 300C by a Neanderthal. It has been suggested that a particular variant of appreciation of the beautiful styling , found commonly in Europeans, was contributed by Neanderthals.
But it seems overall, it seems that Neanderthals have contributed, at most, a "very limited" fraction of the 300C variation, found in contemporary human populations, said my buddy.

"What is exciting now, is that we are beginning to look both ways and spread the appreciation of the 300C from early modern humans into Neanderthals."

Saturday, January 31, 2009

300C Advertising in Australia

Ha, this I find funny. President Obama got trashed by some 300C haters for owning a Chrysler 300C, now in Australia they are used a sound-a-like voice to sell them.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Death in a 300C Family

It was a sad day when 300C Stanley, President of the Wobo's 300C Car Club died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. 

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, VP Cooter and Treasurer Gomer. 

The three men had always done everything together, a sad day indeed.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, 

Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.  You better roll him over.' 

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'

The mortician thought this was rather strange. 

So he brought Gomer in from polishing his 300C to confirm the identity of the body. 
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. 

Roll him over.' 

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.' 

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 

'There's 300C Stanley with them two assholes.'


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A Very Expensive 300C

WoW $!$!$, $271,300 was the top bid on Ebay for the 2005 Chrysler 300 C formerly owned by President Barrack Obama. Unbelievable. Reportedly there were 131 bids were placed on the 20,000 mile vehicle. Just Unbelievable to me. more at

Saturday, January 10, 2009

A 300C Gift or Not

One  day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main  Street when he saw his buddy  Bubba driving a brand new Chrysler 300C.

Bubba pulled up to  him with a wide grin. 
'Bubba,  where'd you git that 300C?'  

'Suzie  May give it to me.' Bubba replied. 

'She  give it to ya?  

I  know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new Chrysler 300C?'


'Well,  Jimmy Jones, let  me tell you what happened.  
We  wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,  in  the middle of nowheres. 
Suzie May pulled off the road, and headed into the woods.  She parked the 300C, got out, threw off all her clothes and  said,  
'Bubba,  take whatever you want.' 

So  I took the 300C!'  

'Bubba,  yore a smart man! Them  clothes woulda never fit  you.


Thursday, January 01, 2009

300C Dreamin'

Good dreams are worth repeating.
It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
drivin’ the 300C grovin' with siris
The trees went by, me and dylan were singin’
Little runaway, I was flyin’

Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream

I felt so good, like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed eyes
The last three days the rain was unstoppable
It was always cold, no sun shine

Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream

I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever is mine