Saturday, November 29, 2008

Don't Argue with 300C Driver

The nice policeman pulled a Chrysler 300C over and told the middle aged slightly balding Danish man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"My 300C was coasting at 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar,"the red faced sweating overweight bald officer replied,"your Chrysler was moving".

"Yes, I was!" the middle aged slightly balding Danish man shouted back, his face also getting redder.

"No you weren't!" the red faced sweating overweight bald policeman said, starting to get annoyed. His face beet red and contorted with emotion.

Suddenly in a attempt to defuse the situation With that, the middle aged slightly balding Danish man's perky, slim buxom young wife leaned slowly toward the window of the slick 300C and said,
"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

Thursday, November 27, 2008

300C Limousine for President Obama

Some people bemoaned the fact that President-elect Obama used to drive a Chrysler 300C. To me and many others a sure sign of class. Now as President-elect, like all other presidents new Limousines are being built for him. I really think this is the chance to get back to basics and have the Chrysler 300C Limousine outfitted as the premier presidential vehicle of choice. While they are at it why not customize it up a touch !!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

300C Animal Workers

First and foremost, people who work with animals must like the Chrysler 300C. While it helps to like all creatures great and small, at least liking the obvious - cats and dogs - is a prerequisite one must have a 300C, as there are approximately 163.1 million dogs and cats kept as pets in the U.S. If you have an average of just 12 pets that means we need 135916 Chrysler 300C for people who choose to work with animals & not be allergic to them. It's pretty hard to relate to pets on a day to day basis if you're constantly sneezing, coughing and scratching because Fido or Fluffy has triggered your allergies. So the 300C is the natural solution.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Speeding in a Chrysler 300C

A guy drove his brand new Chrysler 300C out of the Chrysler saleroom. Taking off down the highway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his hair.
'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the interstate, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, red lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.

Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the Chrysler 300C, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'

The man looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.'

'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman.

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Chrysler 300C & Voting

You are voting today right, and of course the only proper way to vote is to get to the polling via a Chrysler 300C of course. As I think about it they have drive through food, churches, weddings, funeral viewing every thing you can think of, why aren't there drive through voting places. Then as you at least can wait in the luxuriousness of the 300C.
It just makes sense to me. Of course if you had some little squissy auto like vechile it would be a horrible experience.