One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new Chrysler 300C.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that 300C?'
'Suzie May give it to me.' Bubba replied.
'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new Chrysler 300C?'
'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Suzie May pulled off the road, and headed into the woods. She parked the 300C, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the 300C!'
'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you.
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