Saturday, January 10, 2009

A 300C Gift or Not

One  day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main  Street when he saw his buddy  Bubba driving a brand new Chrysler 300C.

Bubba pulled up to  him with a wide grin. 
'Bubba,  where'd you git that 300C?'  

'Suzie  May give it to me.' Bubba replied. 

'She  give it to ya?  

I  know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new Chrysler 300C?'


'Well,  Jimmy Jones, let  me tell you what happened.  
We  wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,  in  the middle of nowheres. 
Suzie May pulled off the road, and headed into the woods.  She parked the 300C, got out, threw off all her clothes and  said,  
'Bubba,  take whatever you want.' 

So  I took the 300C!'  

'Bubba,  yore a smart man! Them  clothes woulda never fit  you.