300C+Blond+Hail Storm :)

A beautiful blonde was driving her Chrysler 300C home the other night when we had a terrible hail storm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car was dented badly. The roofing contractors came out in droves and the insurance companys went to sales seminars.

Next day she took the 300C to the auto shop, the cute Scandinavian repairman decided to have a little fun at her expense. "To fix the dents in the body," he said, "drive home, park the 300C, and when the tailpipe is cool, get down on your knees and blow really hard into the tailpipe, and the dents will pop out.

Later, a girlfriend of the blonde is driving by and sees her friend on her knees, blowing hard into the tailpipe. She asks what's going on and is told the story. The girlfriend laughs. "Well, duhhh! You need to roll up the windows first, silly!"

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300C & Captain America

BIG BAM-SPLam the hammer came down.Even if Fiat is the new owner of most of the assets of Chrysler, the company that was given the privilege to build the 300C. What about the 300C ? It said the new company will focus on small cars. Well, if you reduce the 300C, it will look ridiculous.
Besides with Captain America soon to be reborn I think they should come around to right thinking with some of their thoughts on this, you do not agree? As far as I am concerned that Captain America must drive a 300C ! Therefor they must make more of them for him.
Don't believe he is returning ? Watch the skies July 2009.

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300C Across the Line

A bunch of guys were standing around admiring their Chrysler 300C's.
The discussion got heated as they, gave their views on the future of the world and of their precious 300C. They were also talking about their wives & girlfriends views.
Finally Jack the natural leader drew a line in the dirt, finishing his non-alcoholic drink " I want every man who is henpecked by his wife, to get quit talking about his old Chrysler all the time, to step over a line". The whole group of guys stepped over it, with the exception of Bob.
Jack walked up to Bob looked him in the eye and said, " why didn't you step forward ?"
Bob replied" my wife told me not to". She wants a 300C for herself.

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The Hammer Has Gone Down on Chrysler

BIG BAM the hammer went down. Fiat is the new owner of most of Chrysler's assets, they closed the deal, probably over a eggs & ham breakfast. It's said the new company will focus on smaller vehicles, areas in which Chrysler was weak. Well if the shrink the 300C it will look funny I think. They must correct some of their thinking on this, don't you agree ?

Chrysler Sale Back On !!

What a roller coaster ride. The Supreme Court, Tuesday evening declined to hear a challenge to the Chrysler bankruptcy settlement, clearing the way for the sale of Chrysler’s key assets to a group led by Fiat as soon as Wednesday morning. via nytimes.com

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Sale of Chrysler On Hold

Hang on to your passports, the US Supreme Court is delaying the sale of Chrysler to the Fiat group. However, three Indiana state pension and construction funds say no way and pursued halting of the sale.
Fiat would control 20% of Chrysler, while 68% would be owned by a union trust, and the two governments would share 12%.
However, the pension funds, which hold about $42m (£26.3m) of Chrysler's $6.9bn in secured loans, are opposed to the sale. via all the news
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