300C and Two Huge Miracles

The parents of two young dudes went on a trip to Las Vegas for the weekend with friends. They left early Friday morning in their friends Chrysler 300C SRT8 and the boys were left alone at home. Being home alone, being teenagers and knowing where the extra keys were hidden the only solution of what to do was use their dad's 300C, to pick up some girls and go cruising. Well of course they had no problem picking up a car load of beautiful girls that complimented the beautiful 300C.
They went dancing had a great party with the girls and when they got back to the car after a lot of discothequing, they noticed two huge dents in the rear of the car, they figured someone hit the Chrysler and drove off. Frantically they phoned their friend who was a skilled body man to fix the 300C.
When they got ahold of him. He said they must have the car at his house early next morning. The guy did a quick job on the 300C but was fixed properly and they parked it back in the garage that afternoon.

When their parents returned Sunday afternoon, the boys were terrified all day as their step father was a tough old retired Marine dude. They hoped he wouldn't notice the repair on the 300C. The father went to check the garage to make sure his prize collection of bright yellow screwdrivers were all in their proper place and to get a bright yellow 6.75 inch screw driver that was due for it's weekly polishing. Suddenly in a frantic action and scream he came running back very amazed yelling to the family "Lord be Praised, A miracle has happened! The dent in the back of the 300C that, that big boobed girl put in the back of my car when she tipped her bicycle last Thursday and now it is fixed without a scratch!"

300C & Golf

Golf cars or, as they are mostly referred to ”golf carts”, are finding their way more and more on locations other than the green grass of our golf courses. This poses a significant road safety risk as these carts are not designed with the safety requirements we find in other vehicles. Therefore it just makes sense that you should be able to use your Chrysler 300C to carry you around the golf course.
The risks are best exposed by reflecting on the latest data from accident research. Injury Sciences found that there were more than 48 255 golf-cart related injuries between 2002 and 2005. A new study has also found that golf cart-related injuries jumped from 5,772 in 1990 to 13,441 in 2006. If you look at the research I'm sure in that time period you will find not one accident involving a 300C on a golf course even though 300C are know to hang around golf courses in one fashion or other.
The researchers have found that popularity of golf carts has risen dramatically with these four-wheeled vehicles used beyond golf courses and becoming a mode of transportation at sporting events, hospitals, airports, national parks, college campuses, businesses and military bases. Again if you use golf carts, the average person is shocked in these circumstances, where as 300C, SRT8 are quite often seen around as the main mode of transportation at sporting events, hospitals, airports, national parks, college campuses, businesses and military bases. Would you rather drag the golf bag, by hand, in a little cart or in a beautiful, comfortable air conditioned Chrysler 300C.
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Smart 300C Owner

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his silver Chrysler 300C to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral.

"Well, then, here are the keys to my 300C ," the man said. The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $6,000.

Two weeks later, the man walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. "That will be $6,000 in principal, and $16.70 in interest," the loan officer said. The man wrote out a check and started to walk away.

"Wait sir," the loan officer said, "while you were gone I learned that you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $6,000?"

The man smiled. "Where else could I park my Chrysler 300C in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $16.70?"

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A Real Man's Car in Australia: Like a 300C

"The end of our world is nigh when women fall at the feet of hybrid drivers" title of the article. The guys in Australia, who are some great 300C fans are appalled and more than saddened by the report that came out a while back that 9 out 10 women in America would rather talk to someone who owns the latest fuel-efficient car versus the latest sports car. Also that it's a fashion faux pas to have a car that's not green or environmentally friendly. The article in theaustralian.news.com got emotional saying that if young Australian men believed that sort of American propaganda. The youth not only would sell their beautiful ,300c but that they would insist on hybrid tanks and bombs that didn't hurt trees if they were in a war.
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Rainbow 300C Limo

Two Chrysler 300C limo drivers met for coffee one day. As they were sitting there waiting to be called from the base station. Betting which one was going to get a bachelor party and which a bachelorette party . Pete turned to Ole and said "Hey," "why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the Ole responded, "if or when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."

Mafia 300C SRT8 Gone

The Mafia was looking for a new man to drive for weekly collections .
Feeling the heat from the police, they decide to use a cool 300C SRT8 and a deaf person for this job.

If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing and the police would be so impressed with the 300C SRT8 they would be defenseless.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector drove the 300C SRT8 and liked it so much he stole it.

When the Mafia realized that their 300C was gone, they sent some of their hoods after the deaf collector.

The hoods drove up to the deaf collector with a interpreter since he was deaf and the law required that a interpreter be used in all gang business to prevent errors, and these were obliviously class crooks.

The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da Chrysler 300C is."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the Chrysler 300C?"

The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where the Chrysler 300C is!"

The interpreter signs, "Where is the Chrysler 300C?"

The deaf man replies, "The Chrysler 300C SRT8 is in a green double door garage,right side at 141414 2.5 nd Street in Central City."

The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger...........

300C is a Face

The 300C is the face of Chrysler. It is a wonderful face which lets people remember you easily. 300C is a face which tells who you are, a 300C represents your spirit and a face that wouldn’t make people think you are brother of your competitors. But rather than telling your full story via the 300C, leave some space for people to imagine . Exploring and studying the meaning behind faces and a brand is a deeply personal thing.

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