Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Mafia 300C SRT8 Gone

The Mafia was looking for a new man to drive for weekly collections .
Feeling the heat from the police, they decide to use a cool 300C SRT8 and a deaf person for this job.

If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing and the police would be so impressed with the 300C SRT8 they would be defenseless.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector drove the 300C SRT8 and liked it so much he stole it.

When the Mafia realized that their 300C was gone, they sent some of their hoods after the deaf collector.

The hoods drove up to the deaf collector with a interpreter since he was deaf and the law required that a interpreter be used in all gang business to prevent errors, and these were obliviously class crooks.

The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da Chrysler 300C is."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the Chrysler 300C?"

The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The hood pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where the Chrysler 300C is!"

The interpreter signs, "Where is the Chrysler 300C?"

The deaf man replies, "The Chrysler 300C SRT8 is in a green double door garage,right side at 141414 2.5 nd Street in Central City."

The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger...........

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