Sunday, December 21, 2008

Hugging her Chrysler 300C

Coming out of the bank one windy day, I noticed a old lady standing on the bank corner hugging her Chrysler 300C . I said "pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"

"Yes, I know.' said the lady. 'But I need my hands to hold onto 300C.'
'But madam, he said, ' you must know your derriere is exposed !"

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said. 'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this Chrysler 300C!"

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