Saturday, March 07, 2009

300C Lady Catcher at Any Age

Harold is 95, he has a pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Every night after dinner, he would drive over to the Senior Citizen Home. He found ita great way to meet women.

Lately he had met Mildred, they drove around a while in the 300C and then parked on lovers lane. They begin to chat and before they knew it there was a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and
asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" 

She asks, "What?" 
 "Sex!!" he replies. 
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" 
 "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it  for a while." 
 "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. 

They agree to meet secretly each night he would drive over to the home in his Chrysler 300C.
They would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. 
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place, she was missing the 300C ride the most.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he didn't have a accident with the 300C and he was O.K. also.
She asked about him,and found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's 
 Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I  don't have?" 

 Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's." 


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