300C Advertising in Australia

Ha, this I find funny. President Obama got trashed by some 300C haters for owning a Chrysler 300C, now in Australia they are used a sound-a-like voice to sell them.
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Death in a 300C Family

It was a sad day when 300C Stanley, President of the Wobo's 300C Car Club died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. 


The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, VP Cooter and Treasurer Gomer. 

The three men had always done everything together, a sad day indeed.


Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, 

Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad.  You better roll him over.' 

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'



The mortician thought this was rather strange. 

So he brought Gomer in from polishing his 300C to confirm the identity of the body. 
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. 

Roll him over.' 

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '



The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.' 

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say: 

'There's 300C Stanley with them two assholes.'

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A Very Expensive 300C

WoW $!$!$, $271,300 was the top bid on Ebay for the 2005 Chrysler 300 C formerly owned by President Barrack Obama. Unbelievable. Reportedly there were 131 bids were placed on the 20,000 mile vehicle. Just Unbelievable to me. more at blog.al.com
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A 300C Gift or Not

One  day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main  Street when he saw his buddy  Bubba driving a brand new Chrysler 300C.


Bubba pulled up to  him with a wide grin. 
'Bubba,  where'd you git that 300C?'  


 
'Suzie  May give it to me.' Bubba replied. 

'She  give it to ya?  

I  know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new Chrysler 300C?'

 

'Well,  Jimmy Jones, let  me tell you what happened.  
We  wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,  in  the middle of nowheres. 
Suzie May pulled off the road, and headed into the woods.  She parked the 300C, got out, threw off all her clothes and  said,  
'Bubba,  take whatever you want.' 

So  I took the 300C!'  



'Bubba,  yore a smart man! Them  clothes woulda never fit  you.

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300C Dreamin'

Good dreams are worth repeating.
It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down
drivin’ the 300C grovin' with siris
The trees went by, me and dylan were singin’
Little runaway, I was flyin’

Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream

I felt so good, like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed eyes
The last three days the rain was unstoppable
It was always cold, no sun shine

Yeah runnin’ down a dream
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ down a dream

I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever is mine

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Old Lady 300C Drivers

I have nothing against elderly 300C drivers but I came across these and I couldn't resist. Enjoy

*A police officer stops a old lady in a Chrysler 300C for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' 

 *A old lady pushes her 300C into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.  
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  
She says, 'What's the story?'  
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'  
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?

*There's this old woman out for a drive in her 300C and gets her directions mixed up.. She comes to a river and sees another old woman, she had passed by two men,  on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'  
    The second old woman looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You  ARE on the other side.'

*A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding Chrysler 300C on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly female driver behind the wheel was knitting!  
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'  
    'NO!' the old lady yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' 

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Hugging her Chrysler 300C

Coming out of the bank one windy day, I noticed a old lady standing on the bank corner hugging her Chrysler 300C . I said "pardon me, madam, I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this wind?"

"Yes, I know.' said the lady. 'But I need my hands to hold onto 300C.'
'But madam, he said, ' you must know your derriere is exposed !"

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and said. 'Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old, but I just bought this Chrysler 300C!"
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