300C Horror Story

This is a horror story that could never happen, in real life as no Chrysler 300C driver would be speeding down a highway lose control and go through a rusty guard rail, then roll down a short cliff, bounce off a large Maple tree, land upside down and finally come to a stop, 20" chrome dub wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood of the aching, moaning hemi.
Then a passing motorist in a slick black 2008 300C SRT8, who witnessed the entire accident, silently slows to a stop. Being the nature of Chrysler drivers. Tells his beautidul girlfriend she has to wait a little longer to get to the grand resort they were going to spend the weekend at. He crawls down the steep rocky embankment, and helps the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. Apparently in good shape due to him wearing the seatbelt correctly and the good construction of the 300C. "Good LordO' Mighty Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?"
"Of course!," says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am? A stunt driver or something?"

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300C Speeding Old Lady

An elderly couple was driving cross-country in their Chrysler 300C , and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were moving this beautiful 300C at a excessive speed ?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE PUSHING THE 300C TO FAST."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you folks drove this 300C from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
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Phony 300C Offers

I remember when the Chrysler 300C first came out, it was a super hot tamale, yes sir it was so juicy and intense you couldn't get your grubby paws on one for months. Now after a few years not so hard to get you hands on a nice 300C. But still a much desired automobile. Now there is a scam going around where customers are bilked for charges to long distance and cell phones after being told they’ve won money and a car.

If you get a letter in the mail that alleges to be from Chrysler and informing you have won a brand new Chrysler 300C and $45,000 cash. Chances are good it is A__ scam or B__ fantastic luck. If you picked B and call a certian number to collect your car and money.
You will be one of the people calling the number, and racking up substantial long distance charges and minutes to cell phones.

if they used a pre-paid phone to call the number, before they get off the line, all of the minutes are used.
The bogus check made out to the potential victim accompanies the letter offering the 300C is a fictional town of Rentonville, Arkansas.

The letter also advises the recipient to keep all information away from the general public. "Right"
Since the letter comes through the mail, this is a federal crime. So the old saying goes again. If it sounds to good to be true it almost always is. 300C aren't that easy to come by.
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300C as Rocket

Adam West, my childhood hero, was the original Batman in the 1960s TV series,his batmobile today is a 2007 Chrysler 300C. Over at motortrend.com, they interviewed him.
I took note that he said "It's a real rocket and I like it," West sayed, giving his daily driver a nine out of 10 rating. Maybe he gave it a 9 instead of the 10 it deserves because he is jealous NASA didn't use his "rocket" on the latest Mars Phoenix trip . If you look at this photo from the 300C Condo in Florida, it's obvious they used a white 300C instead of Adam's black 300C with 4 wheel drive and batmobile related license plate...
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Caught From Above

Did you hear about the guy speeding along in his 300C SRT8. He was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. A officer pulled him over and after complementing him on his 300C he began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly towards the sky.
"You mean," asked the Chrysler 300C owner, "that even He is against me?"

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Symptoms of No 300C

Now I'm not a doctor or any authority on anything but I hear that a strange symptomatic 300C-itis can occur, which describes the symptoms of no 300C in the garage, expressed by possibly tingling, numbness or weakness that travels from the low back of the pleasure center through the buttock and down the large sciatic nerve in the back of the leg. The resulting lack of horsepower or acceleration can be devastating. The vast majority of people who experience 300C-itis get better when they buy a 300C or 300C SRT8. In a few days pain relief with the 300C treatment will cure the problem. For others, however, 300C-itis can be severe and debilitating and the only cure is total access to a super stretched Chrysler 300C Limo with lambo doors.
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300C Artist

Driving a Chrysler 300C in the fall of 2005, the unknown artist moved into his second and final New York studio at 55 Eastly 49th Street, and set about again to create the environment he had learned over the years was most congenial to his modest way of life and most stimulating to his being able to drive his 300C that he had acquired through a grant for "Living in the City". He painted the high walls the same lime-green he used on his 300C and on the automobile seats, tables full of hemi parts and tires he designed and fashioned by cutting meticulous patterned groves in the 20” bald tires. from discarded lemon and lime crates. He acrylic enamel glossed the top of a lime metal stool in the same brilliant lime he applied to the latex sheath he made for the radio-phonograph that spilled forth the sounds of the beloved 300C SRT8 roar of the motors from well-traveled records. Visitors to this last studio seldom saw more than one or two new 300C but found, often to their astonishment, eight large hemi made of colored bits of paper he had tacked and re-tacked to the walls in ever-changing relationships constituted together an environment that, paradoxically and simultaneously, was both kinetic and serene, stimulating and restful., green and red, exciting and boring It was the best space, the artist said, that he had never inhabited. Tragically, he was there for only a few months: he died of pneumonia in February . His 300C were stolen by 2 slimy low life step-brothers, one in wasting away in North Dakota, the other hiding out in Nevada. His children robbed of their inheritance joined a cult.