Wednesday, June 11, 2008

300C Horror Story

This is a horror story that could never happen, in real life as no Chrysler 300C driver would be speeding down a highway lose control and go through a rusty guard rail, then roll down a short cliff, bounce off a large Maple tree, land upside down and finally come to a stop, 20" chrome dub wheels spinning in the air, smoke and steam pouring out from under the hood of the aching, moaning hemi.
Then a passing motorist in a slick black 2008 300C SRT8, who witnessed the entire accident, silently slows to a stop. Being the nature of Chrysler drivers. Tells his beautidul girlfriend she has to wait a little longer to get to the grand resort they were going to spend the weekend at. He crawls down the steep rocky embankment, and helps the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. Apparently in good shape due to him wearing the seatbelt correctly and the good construction of the 300C. "Good LordO' Mighty Mister, he gasps, are you drunk?"
"Of course!," says the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am? A stunt driver or something?"

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1 comment:

Josh said...

Ahahaha I love your blog! Just found it while looking at pictures of the 300 on google images. This is truly my dream car, as soon as I get done with college I plan on buying one as soon as I'm financially able to (if gas isn't $2000000 a gallon).