300C Speeding Old Lady

An elderly couple was driving cross-country in their Chrysler 300C , and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were moving this beautiful 300C at a excessive speed ?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE PUSHING THE 300C TO FAST."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE." The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you folks drove this 300C from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.
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