Ollie and Lena went for a nice vacation in their surreal Chrysler 300C they had driven for hours and hours and financially decided to stop for the night and do some primitive camping,which was diametrically opposed to the life driving in the most luxurious machine on the road. Another reason was a tribute to the days before the 300C when and they rode the bus.
Then with a stroke of luck the Chrysler 300C materialized in their world the count the peanut contest changed their life. Since then people fell over each other to do business with Ollie & Lena so by camping in the desert it was like the perfect Ying+Yang nature that they were searching for.
After parking the Chrysler in a protected spot and wiping the 300C down for the evening after a hard ride they set their tent up, after meditating on the ying-yang they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,Ollie wakes the Lena and says, "hay babe,
look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lena replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Ollie.
The Lena ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What's it tell you, Ollie?"
" It tells me someone stole tent."
300C Chrysler 300C
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Loss of Church Lady's 300C
I realize the Chrysler 300C is the most desirable car to have possession to but it's happened again in Maryland a pious church going elderly 69-year-old woman's car was stolen Sunday on a "Sunday" I said ! Her property was stolen as she had money left after giving tithe at her church to help the missionary drive and other social programs.
She was in the mist of releasing the liquid gold from it's long thick hose into the open orifice pumping , pumping and as it had it's fill a few drops falling to the 5" thick well worn concrete earth covering surface, as she was distracted not remembering if she left the passenger door unlocked to the beautiful gray sleek 300C ,she may have left her passenger door unlocked while she went to pay at the window. Her Insurance company will perk up their ears at this obvious lack of due diligence on her part promoting the theft of 300C by poor non-300C owners. The police said two men jumped into the woman's car and drove off.
I'm just flabbergasted. I haven't slept at all," said victim Yvonne. Dreaming maybe of the two fast moving men, apparently in good physical shape as they so quickly entered her prime possession. Their rippling muscles glowing in the mid-day heat
While she was gone, two men slid into her car through the passenger door.
"I don’t know how they go in so quick," she said. dreamily, and then pulled out of the candy store of international assortment of consumer products, her last
She said the gas hose was still in the car when the men took off with her 300C. The withdrawal being painful but quick.
300C Chrysler 300C
She was in the mist of releasing the liquid gold from it's long thick hose into the open orifice pumping , pumping and as it had it's fill a few drops falling to the 5" thick well worn concrete earth covering surface, as she was distracted not remembering if she left the passenger door unlocked to the beautiful gray sleek 300C ,she may have left her passenger door unlocked while she went to pay at the window. Her Insurance company will perk up their ears at this obvious lack of due diligence on her part promoting the theft of 300C by poor non-300C owners. The police said two men jumped into the woman's car and drove off.
I'm just flabbergasted. I haven't slept at all," said victim Yvonne. Dreaming maybe of the two fast moving men, apparently in good physical shape as they so quickly entered her prime possession. Their rippling muscles glowing in the mid-day heat
While she was gone, two men slid into her car through the passenger door.
"I don’t know how they go in so quick," she said. dreamily, and then pulled out of the candy store of international assortment of consumer products, her last
She said the gas hose was still in the car when the men took off with her 300C. The withdrawal being painful but quick.
300C Chrysler 300C
Sunday, September 07, 2008
School Board Rents 300C
[a satirical rewriting of a school board junket] Mid-Hilly School board junket cost $36G; Taxpayers foot bill for officials’ renting of 300C and other expenses BY Golly
Scranton, PAScranton, PATaxpayers picked up the $36,000 tab for seven officials from Mid-Hilly School District to attend a conference earlier this year in Orlando, Fla., a Times-Tribune review of district expenses shows. Many brought family members along at taxpayer expense and racked up charges for expensive dinners, hotel minibars and snacks at amusement parks, they got there in rented 300Cs , it is not known how many were 300C but it could be quite a few since their were at least 7 people and wives and children, it is well known wives like to make their own decisions as to color, interior refinements.
Receipts of six school board members and a principal spent about $5,000 per person attending the weeklong National School Boards Association conference.Mid-Hilly school officials spent $20,000 on hotels, which included extras above the room costs, such as working out in gyms and using the minibar. About $2,500 was spent for each official, many of whom rented cars as the 300C. Officials stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. A director said he didn’t feel the Hard Rock Hotel was lavish, but acknowledged “if we shopped around, we probably could have gotten something cheaper.” but his back he feld bad that people will see the trip as excessive. $592.91 for a Chrysler 300C — and about $155 for meals.With the exception of Mr. Runco, all other officials went over their $750 advance for meals and car rentals and were reimbursed for it, Mr. G. said if any of their 300C expenses were improper, he believes people will do the right thing. Any mistakes would have been by error, rather than malice.“If we have to reimburse something, if it was out of the ordinary, I don’t think anyone would have a problem with that,” he said. I mean what else could they do.
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Scranton, PAScranton, PATaxpayers picked up the $36,000 tab for seven officials from Mid-Hilly School District to attend a conference earlier this year in Orlando, Fla., a Times-Tribune review of district expenses shows. Many brought family members along at taxpayer expense and racked up charges for expensive dinners, hotel minibars and snacks at amusement parks, they got there in rented 300Cs , it is not known how many were 300C but it could be quite a few since their were at least 7 people and wives and children, it is well known wives like to make their own decisions as to color, interior refinements.
Receipts of six school board members and a principal spent about $5,000 per person attending the weeklong National School Boards Association conference.Mid-Hilly school officials spent $20,000 on hotels, which included extras above the room costs, such as working out in gyms and using the minibar. About $2,500 was spent for each official, many of whom rented cars as the 300C. Officials stayed at the Hard Rock Hotel. A director said he didn’t feel the Hard Rock Hotel was lavish, but acknowledged “if we shopped around, we probably could have gotten something cheaper.” but his back he feld bad that people will see the trip as excessive. $592.91 for a Chrysler 300C — and about $155 for meals.With the exception of Mr. Runco, all other officials went over their $750 advance for meals and car rentals and were reimbursed for it, Mr. G. said if any of their 300C expenses were improper, he believes people will do the right thing. Any mistakes would have been by error, rather than malice.“If we have to reimburse something, if it was out of the ordinary, I don’t think anyone would have a problem with that,” he said. I mean what else could they do.
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Thursday, September 04, 2008
A Stud, A Chick & A Chrysler 300C
Down in the city lived a chick and a stud, both of whom loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits and
began to sink.
Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get
help!
Off the chick ran, back to the office . Not finding anyone she
spied new custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chick sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the stud was surprised, but happy, to see the
chick arrive on the shiny custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chick tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the 300C,
the chick then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful auto, rescued the super stud!
Happy and proud, the chick drove custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C back to the office,
and the dude was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two lovers was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later,they were playing around the tar pita again, the chick fell into a pit, and soon, she
too, began to sink and cried out to the stud to save her life!
The stud thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chick to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chick got a good grip, and the stud pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When You're Hung Like A Real Stud , you don't need a custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C To Pick Up
Chicks'
together.
One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits and
began to sink.
Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get
help!
Off the chick ran, back to the office . Not finding anyone she
spied new custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C
Finding the keys in the ignition, the chick sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the stud was surprised, but happy, to see the
chick arrive on the shiny custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chick tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the 300C,
the chick then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful auto, rescued the super stud!
Happy and proud, the chick drove custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C back to the office,
and the dude was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two lovers was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later,they were playing around the tar pita again, the chick fell into a pit, and soon, she
too, began to sink and cried out to the stud to save her life!
The stud thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chick to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.
The chick got a good grip, and the stud pulled him up and out,
saving his life.
The moral of the story?
When You're Hung Like A Real Stud , you don't need a custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C To Pick Up
Chicks'
Saturday, August 30, 2008
10 Ways to Avoid Foul Play in The 300C Featured in a Movie
I don't know for sure what is going on here But the moral of the story is if you have a nice Chrysler 300C
1. Don't pick up hitch hikers on dirt desert roads, especially beautiful big boobed ones like this gal.
2. Don't drink and drive, it distracts you from driving the 300C
3. Don't carry duffle bags of money , letting people know about it.
4. On days when you think you are getting shot make sure you wear super absorbent shirts like these guys so the 300C interior doesn't get stained.
5.Be glad she is a really good shot and there is no damage to the Chrysler 300C as she shoots the guys 5 times
6. Be really ,really glad she doesn't steal your car
7. She apparently can't drive, which allows us viewers the pleasure of watching her bouncy little strut out into the desert with that bag of money.
8. If one learns Spanish maybe you can avoid this situations like this or not.
9. Make sure everyone chips in on the motel room up front.
10. Always look both ways when leaving motel rooms late at night in the moonlight
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1. Don't pick up hitch hikers on dirt desert roads, especially beautiful big boobed ones like this gal.
2. Don't drink and drive, it distracts you from driving the 300C
3. Don't carry duffle bags of money , letting people know about it.
4. On days when you think you are getting shot make sure you wear super absorbent shirts like these guys so the 300C interior doesn't get stained.
5.Be glad she is a really good shot and there is no damage to the Chrysler 300C as she shoots the guys 5 times
6. Be really ,really glad she doesn't steal your car
7. She apparently can't drive, which allows us viewers the pleasure of watching her bouncy little strut out into the desert with that bag of money.
8. If one learns Spanish maybe you can avoid this situations like this or not.
9. Make sure everyone chips in on the motel room up front.
10. Always look both ways when leaving motel rooms late at night in the moonlight
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Toasters from the backseat of a 300C
Toasters in the backseat of a 300C !! could be and if you also have breakfast natural pork links for you cooking also, holy cow. I mean, Chrysler 300C article submissions about the ROI of social contacts with the fairer sex if I may use a old quote but media submissions and model directories can only take you so far as the 300C will allow you to go. .
Think about money wasted on things instead of highly rated 300C accessories, keep your credit card scores up there.
Like , somewhere I heard a story supposedly false but I'm not sure it was proven that the kid stole it or was given access to dad’s credit card to buy a new custom 300C exhaust system for his brothers birthday and to make a long story shorter it got picked up by some news agencies social media, and spread like wildfire. It was completely false one way or another except it was a cool exhaust system, I can't remember which, can you ? But is that important.
What is important is the kid Willie kid used a credit card being in the title/headline. Because guess what? when people look for exhaust systems that’s what they’re going to use. T
How many deaths per year involve toasters? Now how many other random death facts can you find? (you could use the toaster as a nice title to snag attention). Is there anything interesting about how the toaster was build/made? Did toast actually improve on sliced bread?
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Think about money wasted on things instead of highly rated 300C accessories, keep your credit card scores up there.
Like , somewhere I heard a story supposedly false but I'm not sure it was proven that the kid stole it or was given access to dad’s credit card to buy a new custom 300C exhaust system for his brothers birthday and to make a long story shorter it got picked up by some news agencies social media, and spread like wildfire. It was completely false one way or another except it was a cool exhaust system, I can't remember which, can you ? But is that important.
What is important is the kid Willie kid used a credit card being in the title/headline. Because guess what? when people look for exhaust systems that’s what they’re going to use. T
How many deaths per year involve toasters? Now how many other random death facts can you find? (you could use the toaster as a nice title to snag attention). Is there anything interesting about how the toaster was build/made? Did toast actually improve on sliced bread?
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Sunday, August 24, 2008
Big John's 300C
The owner advised the new bartender in a suburban bar.
"If you ever hear that Big John is bringing his pimped out Chrysler 300C down here, drop everything and run for your life."
All was well for several months then one day, the squealing of tires became a roar as a golfer rushed in shouting, "Big John's a
comin'!" In his hurry to get out, he knocked the small bartender to the floor.
Before the bartender could recover, more squealing of tires out front and out of this all tinted, coal black 300C, came a giant of a
man with a big black, bushy beard. He strode in through the swinging
doors , using a rattlesnake for a whip. The man tore the doors off their hinges, knocked over tables, and slung
the rattlesnake into the corner. "Gimme a drink," he yelled as he split the bar in half with a pound of his massive fist. The bartender
nervously pushed a bottle of Jack Daniels toward the man. He bit off the top of the glass bottle with his teeth, chugged the contents in one gulp and turned to leave. '
Realizing that the man wasn't hurting anyone, the bartender
asked if he'd like another drink. "Ain't got no time," the man roared. "Big John's a' comin' to town."
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