A Stud, A Chick & A Chrysler 300C

Down in the city lived a chick and a stud, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the stud fell into the tar pits and
began to sink.

  Scared for his life, the stud yelled for the chick to go get
help!

  Off the chick ran, back to the office . Not finding anyone she

spied new custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C

  Finding the keys in the ignition, the chick sped off with a
length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

  Back at the bog, the stud was surprised, but happy, to see the
chick arrive on the shiny custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C, and he managed to get a hold of
the loop of rope the chick tossed to him.

  After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the 300C,
the chick then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful auto, rescued the super stud!

  Happy and proud, the chick drove custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C back to the office,
and the dude was none the wiser when he returned.

  The friendship between the two lovers was cemented:

  Best Buddies, Best Pals.

  A few weeks later,they were playing around the tar pita again, the chick fell into a pit, and soon, she
too, began to sink and cried out to the stud to save her life!

  The stud thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.

  Looking underneath, he told the chick to grab his hangy-down
thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit.

  The chick got a good grip, and the stud pulled him up and out,
saving his life.

  The moral of the story?
 When You're Hung Like A Real Stud , you don't need a custom deep blood red Chrysler 300C To Pick Up
Chicks'