Tuesday, September 16, 2008

300C Camping

Ollie and Lena went for a nice vacation in their surreal Chrysler 300C they had driven for hours and hours and financially decided to stop for the night and do some primitive camping,which was diametrically opposed to the life driving in the most luxurious machine on the road. Another reason was a tribute to the days before the 300C when and they rode the bus.
Then with a stroke of luck the Chrysler 300C materialized in their world the count the peanut contest changed their life. Since then people fell over each other to do business with Ollie & Lena so by camping in the desert it was like the perfect Ying+Yang nature that they were searching for.
After parking the Chrysler in a protected spot and wiping the 300C down for the evening after a hard ride they set their tent up, after meditating on the ying-yang they fell sound asleep.
 Some hours later,Ollie wakes the Lena and says, "hay babe,
 look towards sky, what you see?"

 The Lena replies, "I see millions of stars."

 "What that tell you?" asked Ollie.

 The Lena ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
 speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
 billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
 Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
 morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
 insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
 tomorrow. What's it tell you, Ollie?"

 " It tells me someone stole tent."

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