There's Water in the Hemi

Two Quickies-
"The 300C won't start," said a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the hemi."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know where the hemi is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the hemi."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

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A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his Chrysler 300C.

Alternative Fuel for Chrysler 300C

With all the interest in alternate fuels. I wondered if the Chrysler 300C could use some of them. I have heard about using methane gas as a fuel and remembering that the first methane digester was built in 1859, at a leper colony in India no 300C back then so who cares. Use of the these machines is a small, but established practice in Europe apparently. Farmers have been long known for their creativity and have developed or in this case some are using methane digesters. The machine mines methane, or natural gas, from rotting manure which grows in cows, and feed the gas directly into 300C gas tanks. I wondered if a miniature version could be used directly on the 300C. If a Chrysler limo was used there would be more room for the cow to poop. Other animals could be used for this as well. I wonder if they could be considered free range as they would be driven around a lot in style making them the pride of the farmyard.

Apparently in Wisconsin, using a 300C SRT8 using a home version have partnered with Old Yankee-based Environmental Power Corp. To use the gas from Ole & Swen's 875 cows to produce about 775 kilowatts of electricity, enough for about 600 homes, according to EpicPowerControl. Left over energy is used to fuel a whole flock of 300C SRT8.
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Avoiding 300C Tickets

The most important thing to remember about turnpikes is that it's all about turning. Below you will find fantastic directions to the EM Region 300C access area ramps maintained by the WRMNC&B. You will be able to get where you are going by following this word map as it lists the Chrysler 300C owner accessible turnpike access. You will need a reality name, country of departure, any important user notes about accessories you may want to pick up for your Chrysler if you stop. In addition, it is important to remember it is important there is a limit on the number of important automobiles that can have accessibility to the important access area. If there is a symbol in the access area, this means that the important 300C SRT8 access area is considered fully accessible due to the designated user parking access, paved roadways leading to the on ramps, and barrier free roads that are accessible have worked best in the past .
Driving your Chrysler 300C following the fully accessible green turnpike from I-420 take exit123 and travel North on NC321 for 0.34856 miles. Then take N13579E exit for 111.0 miles. Turn left on N13579N for 7.0 miles. Another turn left on GTA4 Church Road for 0.0404 miles. Turn hard left on Free Wildlife Access Area Road for 0.2 miles and area 54 is on the left. Using the 54 ramp access the I-747 after taking exit 36 onto NCC 150 west across Lake Woman. Turner's syndrome has been right onto Sherrills Chrysler Road Then right onto SR 1833 continue for 4.1011 kilometers The 300C access ramp is on the left and there you are safe and sound no tickets on the turnpike.
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300C on Eastern Turnpikes

Do you believe this ?
A eastern Turnpike Authority has turned into the nation’s longest speed trap as state troopers in their Chrysler 300s , are gunning for harried 300C commuters and writing tickets at a rate of an additional 4,000 a year, to pay for their new comfortable and fast 300C. a newspaper could have said 722 more speeding citations than last year were issued during the first two months of 2008, a nearly 12 percent increase over the same period last year. The total amount raised from the stepped-up speeding enforcement is unclear, but a Turnpike budget plan projected an additional $1.2 million to buy more 300C from tickets this year. The authority has been struggling to close a budget gap of about $30 million they spent on cars last year. The rumor is they will get the consumer discount on the Chrysler 300 if they can close the gap deal. In addition to the increased ticketing, the gold Turnpike Authority brass hiked tolls along the highway in January, increasing the cost for Chrysler 300C at some toll booths by 25 cents, to $1.25. One-way tolls going out of the city in the summer tunnels rose 50 cents, to $3.50. The idea being that only the state police and Turnpike Authority spokesman declined to comment. I think this can be a truism.
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300C in 21st Century

During the first part, of the 1st decade, of the 21st century, a strange condition overcame the adults & children of the North American United States. A Strange unique shaped automobile wrapped around inside their heads and a strange language developed, with such phrases as ...Blast off in your 300C dude !.. You're full of Chrysler juice!!... Cool your hemi !!... and...watch out for that 300C SRT8 stretched Limousine !!!!!" Was this a strange illness that gripped the children & adults or a prelude to an invasion of 300Cs across the land ? In a way it was both and neither. A new necessity had entered millions of American homes-- STYLE. This new sensation ushered in hero's from space who were the protectors of the universe, knights in shining Dura-steel with smoking atomic blasters, and would be replacing the old standby of the early automobile... the non-hemi. More and More............
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300C Auction Excitment

A NEAR RIOT, THE Fainting of several bidders on the beautiful 300C, the call of the police reserves drove quickly to the event in their black Chrysler 300s. The arrest of two pickpockets by undercover women police detectives , added jest to the usually calm and prosaic annual public action of custom 300C SRTs and other sporting equipment seized by the state game & fish department and the Corrections Corporation of America, the private company that runs Fernando's jail, which uses Xbox 360 & old hacked video games the Project Gotham Racing Two: Dodge Magnum Edition" and "Project Gotham Racing Two: Chrysler 300 Edition" at it's Lettice County Correctional Facility in California as well as the Ralph Marion Lee Adjustment Center in Kentucky, said spokesman Owen Buba Wesh.
"It improves the quality of life for the offenders, and it also is a good management tool," said Owen, whose wife bought him an 300C with Xbox 360 installed so they could blow off stress.
Some governors objected to the 300C always winning or not being in some of the games. others such as Hitman: Contracts, Mortal Kombat, Grand Theft Auto and Extermination. In Fernando, the approved games are all rated "Teen" or "Preteen" to keep out any that might encourage criminal behavior. As we all know the Chrysler 300 is the automobile of the righteous.
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Space Academy's Chrysler 300C

The leaders of the space academy leaving for a mission, prefer to use the Chrysler 300C SRT8 because they are faster than the 300C limos they were using. Seriously This is not a good example of a pseudo scandal that are called air balloons (luftballon--what a good Hungarian word). It is quite apt: you poke a hole in the balloon and only air comes out of it. Thin air. Nothing tangible. Just like all politics. The latest pseudo scandal is that the opposition driving Dodge Magnums is warming up an old story that had already turned out to be a "luftballon" once. They claim, through the National Security Office using rented 300C, are spying on non-politicians. Government operatives using the Hollywood 300C Limo listen in on their telephone conversations, drink wine, usually two bottles then have their drivers follow them, the whole works is after Chrysler. This kind of accusation failed once. After months of investigation it turned out to be a "luftballon." To this day it is not clear whether I am to be hospitalized with or with out my 300C medallion or maybe I was misinformed . My opponents think the latter; a standard refrain is "sure, that man never lies, just think of the surveillance story."
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