300C Through the Trees

It started out as a beautiful day, the sun beatin' down
drivin’ the 300C grovin' with the trees on the CD's
The trees went by, me and dylan were singin’
Little runaway, I was flyin’

Yeah runnin’ with the 300C
That never would come to me
Workin’ on a mystery, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ runnin’ through the trees with the 300C
I felt so good, like anything was possible
I hit cruise control and rubbed red eyes

Yeah runnin’ with the 300C
Gettin' what would never come to me
Workin’ with the 300C, goin’ wherever it leads
I’m runnin’ runnin’ through the trees with the 300C

I rolled on as the sky grew dark
I put the pedal down to make some time
There’s something good waitin’ down this road
I’m pickin’ up whatever is mine.

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The Tracking of 300C's

The question Is the Chrysler 300C really going to be part of the Federal Intelligent Transportation Systems Joint Program Office, new monitoring program by which the government is planning to track every 300C on the road by using onboard transceivers by 2010, the Charlotte, N.C. "Creative Loafing" reported on this. That is the supposed deadline, automakers hope to start installing them in 300C and less important autos. It is believed by some that the goal is to equip all 57 million Chrysler 300C by 2015. There are reports a group of car manufacturers, technology companies and government interests have worked toward implementing the project for 13 years. They had access to other future viewing software allowing them to see in the future development of the 300C.. Incredible...... I have heard through other ears that the end result will be glowing 300C that will lower everyone's electric light bill. some people who remember who Orwell was, have actually called the proponent of the plan "Orwellian" for describing it.
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300C & White-Collar Workers

A research company surveyed 750 white-collar worker around the United States. The research showed that 81 percent of the people believed that driving a 300C in casual dress improved morale; 47 percent believed that it increased productivity; 46 percent said they considered casual dress while driving a 300C as a attraction to work for a company that permitted it, and only 4 percent thought a casual-dress standard would have a negative impact.
Now if this study is correct then I am sure, companies who give their employees a newly polished 300C SRT8 would improve moral of workers by at least percent; 92 would take off work early to go for a drive and only 4 % would not show up for work at all after getting their new 300C SRT8 because they were so thankful. What company could do such a thing today.
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300C vs Rolls Royce

A guy driving a Chrysler 300C pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the 300C rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Chrysler !"

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."

The driver of the 300C says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my 300C!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."

The driver of the 300C says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my 300C!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the 300C says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my 300C!" Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.

The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the 300C, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Chrysler 300C parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the 300C.

When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the 300C looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THAT?"
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300C Roa

A mother and her little son who she thought was a genius, they were driving her ex-husband's beautiful Chrysler 300C. She had gotten the 300C in the divorce settlement because she was a alpha personality and would do anything to mess up her ex. She was driving from Jersey to Chicago because driving the 300C was the only way she could relax.
The son (who had been looking out the window)had looked up and saw one of the last big commercial airlines, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to check the onboard master of knowledge,they had added onto the 300C, they used to call them computers. So the boy asked the personal master of knowledge , "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The master of knowledge asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that she had.

So she said, "Tell your mother that big planes always pulls out on time."

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Win a Dodge Challenger R/T

Oh yes this is pretty cool. Have you seen this. Design yourself a 2009 Dodge Challenger ? With a chance on winning a customized 2009 Dodge Challenger R/TTags: 300C Dodge Challenger R/T

300C Driver Getting into Heaven

Superman dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?"

The man responds "My name is Joe Noscoviack, and I was the first Los Angeles 300C limo driver, what more could you want "

"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your silk robe and golden scepter and keys to your new 300C SRT8 now you may drive on the streets of our Lord."

St. Peter looks at the caped wonder, and asks "What is your name and what did you accomplish?"

He responds, "I'm Superman, and "I have devoted all my life to saving people from themselves".

"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter."

"Wait a minute," says Superman, "You gave the 300C limo driver a silk robe, golden sceptre and keys to a new 300C SRT8 , why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?"

"Well," St. Peter replied, "We work on a performance scale, you see while you flew around playing, he drove a Chrysler 300C limo.
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