Thursday, July 10, 2008

300C Roa

A mother and her little son who she thought was a genius, they were driving her ex-husband's beautiful Chrysler 300C. She had gotten the 300C in the divorce settlement because she was a alpha personality and would do anything to mess up her ex. She was driving from Jersey to Chicago because driving the 300C was the only way she could relax.
The son (who had been looking out the window)had looked up and saw one of the last big commercial airlines, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to check the onboard master of knowledge,they had added onto the 300C, they used to call them computers. So the boy asked the personal master of knowledge , "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The master of knowledge asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" He said that she had.

So she said, "Tell your mother that big planes always pulls out on time."

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