300C & Blondes

 A luscious young blonde drove her Chrysler 300C into a service station. She tells the mechanic it died.  
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  
She says, 'What's the story?'  
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'  
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'  

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding in her 330C and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'  

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a 300C on the freeway. Glancing at the car with lust in his eyes, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!  
    Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'  
    'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!' 
 
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