Chrysler 300C SRT8 Review of Review

Roman Mica of examiner.com takes a Chrysler 300C SRT8 out for a spin in the mountain roads around Denver ,Colorado.

What starts out as a negative review of the interior of the 300C. I can't smell it from the photo but this interior looks neat to me. Maybe it's the new car smell.
"The smell of cheap plastics filled my brain with bad memories of my friend's Chrysler GLH in collage, and the hap hazardous fit and feel of the interior immediately made me frown."
He must have quickly been bewitched by the the testosterone thumping power of the 300C SRT8's motor and surprised apparently by the handling ability and ends up suggesting you buy one

"So my suggestion is get your Chrysler 300C SRT8 while you still can, and if you can overlook the economy class interior, you'll have a very fun car to drive for the next forty years."

Must think it's a pretty good auto if one expects it to be in good drivable shape in 40 years.
Roman's visual review, enhanced by the roar of the 300C SRT8 as it roars through the mountainous canyons of Colorado.


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Peekaboo with Chrysler 300

Today Chrysler vice chairman Jim Press Jeep Grand Cherokee press conference. Apparently played peekabo this morning as he gave the assembled journalists a sneak peak at the interior of the forthcoming Chrysler 300. via Autoblog for more info

Gettin Old with My 300C

Here's something to think about


 I recently picked a new mechanic.  After a visit with exhaustive computer tests, he said my Chrysler 300c was doing 'fairly well' for it's age. (It was a 2005 with many ,many miles.)   
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think it will be good for a few more years?' After all I'm not getting any younger myself.

 He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 

 'Oh no,' I replied.  'I'm not doing drugs, either!' 

 Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 

 I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 

 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, washing the 300C or bicycling ?' 

 No, I don't,' I said. 

 He asked, 'Do you drive the Chrysler real fast, gamble, read or have a lot of sex?' 

 'No,' I said. 

He looked at me and said,...  'Then, why do you even give a shit?

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Chrysler 300C on a Mountain Road

A UCLA professor was conducting a class in decision-making. In his first drill, he picked a student from Texas.

"Now son,"he said" I want you to tell me the decision you'd make in this situation. You're driving a beautiful Chrysler 300C on a mountain road, checking out the corners at 75 miles an hour.

Just as you get close to a oncoming truck, two cars pull out from behind him to pass. You hit the brakes and your brakes , go out ( I know unthinkable in a 300C but just pretend that it happened). On your right side a five-hundred foot cliff; on your left side is a 1,00 foot precipice. Now, son you have 3 seconds. What would you do ?"
Well," the boy drawled, I reckon I'd wake up Billy Bob,".
"Billy Bob!" the professor exclaimed. "Who's Billy Bob?" "Why would he have anything to do with this decision?"
"Billy Bob is my friend, sir, You see he's from a small town and I'd like to wake him up 'cause he ain't never seen a accident like this before.
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300C Heavenly Rewards

One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a older Chrysler 300. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Challenger SRT8.
Then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a brand new, pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him what was wrong and the third guy said, "I saw my wife the other day" and the first guy said "yeah, so" and the third guy said " she was riding a skateboard"

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Top 10 Chrysler 300C Deductions You might Not be Able to Use

In these times of trials and tribulations one must look around to see what one can do to help their situation, don't you think.

10. New Paint Job for St. Patty's Day 300C
9. Unique Assessories
8. Chrysler 300C & Bentely Conversion
7. Installation of Nitrous Machine Gun Purge
6. Chrysler 300C 20" Drag Tires
5. Personalizing with custom rims
4. That must have grill
3. Have a streached 300C limo to take all 14 kids along at once.
2. 300C as office
1. Cost of TV in 300C Bumper
there you go.

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300C Lady Catcher at Any Age

Harold is 95, he has a pimped out Chrysler 300C.
Every night after dinner, he would drive over to the Senior Citizen Home. He found ita great way to meet women.

Lately he had met Mildred, they drove around a while in the 300C and then parked on lovers lane. They begin to chat and before they knew it there was a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and
asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" 


She asks, "What?" 
 "Sex!!" he replies. 
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" 
 "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it  for a while." 
 "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. 


They agree to meet secretly each night he would drive over to the home in his Chrysler 300C.
They would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. 
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place, she was missing the 300C ride the most.

Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he didn't have a accident with the 300C and he was O.K. also.
She asked about him,and found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's 
 manhood! 
 Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I  don't have?" 
 


 Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's." 

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