Friday, June 13, 2008

300C & All the Right Equipment

Not long ago, Ole & Lena went to the Dubb show in Phoenix in their beautiful custom painted 300C, now this was a beautiful automobile and after driving for 3 days to get to Phoenix, through a dust storm in the ferocious desert and then a freak thunderstorm. Ole almost cried at all the crud on his sweet auto named "Denali" the northern American Native name meaning 'the high one' it also means the great one so it makes sense to name his 300C this as it is a highly impressive great auto.

Ole likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The Lena likes to sleep late after staying up late, exercising.

The first morning Ole took the 300C out for a drive to find a place to fish. Ole returned after several hours of fishing, with a big string of Walleye after waking Lena up to clean them he decides to take a nap.

Lena, after cleaning the Walleyes gave them to a nice family passing by that looked hungry. Then thinking hard she decided she had better get some more fish, or Ole would be very unhappy so she took the Chrysler 300 and when to find a lake and although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and instrad of starting to fish, starts dozing off.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"sleeping," she replied (thinking it was obvious).

"You're in a restricted fishing area" he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I am dozing and dreaming of a clean Chrysler 300C" she replies.

"Yes, that is great that you are dreaming of a 300C but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in write you up and confiscate the 300C'' the warden says.

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment."


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