Oh woe is me. Over the last several months I have become a victim of a clever diabolical scam.
Simply going out to get polishing supplies for my new 300C has turned out to be quite traumatic.
It could happen to anyone who owns a Chrysler 300C
Here's how the scam works:
You stop anywhere to wipe the dust off the Chrysler 300 and hot 21 year-old girls always come over and start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, or just rub up against the Chrysler with their boobies doing all the work, remember "Cool Hand Luke", oh my it's almost unbearable.
You ask them to quit, sweat pouring off your brow, thanking them profusely then offer them a tip, they will say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride. When you agree and they get in the luxurious backseat of the 300C and suddenly they start undressing. One of them usually climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I have had my wallet stolen June 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming 4th of July weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful where they drive their 300C this Holiday weekend or they too will become victim of this clever diabolical scam.
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