Thursday, April 03, 2008

300C Jokes

A couple of quickies today:

After the worst of all things a 300C was rear ended and after the dust settled one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.'
Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?'

Confucious says:
Man who drives 300C like hell bound to get there.
Drive Chrysler 300C way too fast don't have to worry about cholesterol.
You never really learn to swear until you drive your 300C in California


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