Wednesday, May 21, 2008

10 Points of 300C Safely Gone Plan

God forbid the scientists are correct.

A detailed a 'Big One' Scenario For LA today- The "Big One," as earthquake scientists imagine it, unzips California's mighty San Andreas Fault north of the Mexican border.
This is depressing
1. Get in your 300C SRT8 and go east
2. Drive efficiently-means punch the gas petal down on the Chrysler
3. Forget fuel economy
4. Do not observe the speed limit
5. Removal of self and family from LA area increases rapidly at speeds above 60 mph
6. Each 5 mph you drive the 300C over 60 mph will get you out of town faster.
7. Avoid Excessive Idling, Idling gets 0 miles per gallon don't idle the 300C go.
7. Using cruise control on the highway allows you to have lunch while driving
9. Speeding up and slowing down wastes gas, so just speed up the hemi.
10. You may need to add wings on the 300C


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