Friday, May 30, 2008

Where a Chrysler 300C Driver is From

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: 300C limo New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: black 300C all dark tinted windows Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: 300C SRT8 Boston
With gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: 300 rental Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: 300C low rider custom
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: two tone green 300C: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 90mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas country male
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: silver 300C custom convertible:Texas female
Shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: lowed rear with moonshine load :West Virginia male.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: white 300 :Florida "seasoned citizen" driver.

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